Matt & Chris are BACK like it’s another damn Thursday or something, this time to recap the week in Dumb, giveaway some giveaways, catch up with Emmy Martian, and discuss 90s USA Network TV shows—a topic thwarted once again by viewers, who choose to watch an episode of Batman Beyond for some reason.
The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour returns after a mysterious 7 day absence to recap the week at Dumb and discuss this week’s topic: TGIF! The famed ABC lineup of programming that gave us Urkel, Full House, and even more Urkel. Viewers decide Matt & Chris should watch Perfect Strangers, and the results are… mixed.
It’s Thursday, dammit, and Matt & Chris are here for it to recap a very busy week at Dumb, catch up with Emmy Martian, and discuss one of their very favorite topics: SUPERMAN SH*T! All of which culminates in a screening of Superboy featuring Mr. Mxyzptlk, portrayed by Oscar nominee Michael J. Pollard.
It’s Thursday and although time is limited, Matt & Chris are here to recap the week in Dumb, catch up w/ Emmy Martian, and watch one of many nineties sci-fi shows, which viewers decide should be an episode of the Jerry O’Connell show Sliders that rips off The Island of Dr. Moreau, against pretty much everyone’s wishes.
Matt & Chris fire up the Mystery Hour van for an all new edition of The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour, this time to recap a busy week at Dumb, discuss yet another one of Matt’s bizarre confrontations with the public, catch up with Emmy Martian, and then watch the G.I. Joe ripoff, Defenders of the Earth!
Thursday is here yet again which means it’s time for Matt & Chris to argue over technical difficulties and recap the week in Dumb! Despite forgetting to mention the show’s theme until about an hour into the episode, the Two Dudes discuss MTV shows of years past, a theme which viewers vehemently reject and instead choose to watch the infamous Flowbee informercial! Finally!
Matt & Chris are back with an all new edition of the hottest show on the internet, The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour, and have a whole lot of Dumb to recap, Emmy’s to catch up with, and VHS trash to watch! This week, viewers choose to watch one of many weird infomercials Matt found, culminating in a screening of a lesser-known Ernest work: Ernest Goes To Splash Mountain. SPOILER: he doesn’t die at the end.
It’s Thursday, which can mean only one thing: tomorrow is Friday. Oh, and also it’s another episode of The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour as Matt & Chris recap a busy week at Dumb, catch up w/ Emmy Martian, and then watch an obscure Hanna-Barbera cartoon, which turns out to be the original Space Ghost — which is kinda obscure in its own way.
Matt & Chris are back in the Mystery Hour van to bicker about Matt’s poor lighting choices, the new chat on the Dumb website, Chris’s poor chat choices, the weird week they’re both having, and more, all before watching the notorious Saturday morning Beatles cartoon featuring a voice cast of guys off the street who probably aren’t even British.
Matt & Chris are at it again with an all-new futuristic episode of The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour, as the dynamic duo recap the week in Dumb, catch up with Emmy Martian, do their best Karl from Sling Blade faces, and then watch that episode of The Brady Bunch where Marcia stalks Davy Jones.
It’s almost Easter, and both dudes just celebrated birthdays, so Matt & Chris recap the week at Dumb, check in with Emmy Martian, reminisce on past birthdays, Easters, and other nonsense, all before watching the most depressing thing they’ve ever seen: an Easter special of Davey & Goliath in which Davey’s grandma dies.
Matt & Chris quit bickering for a couple hours to present an all-new episode of the Dumb Industries Mystery Hour to recap and preview some busy weeks at Dumb Industries, and then preemptively celebrate their birthdays by hoping viewers would pick an episode of TV in which it’s someone’s birthday…. BUT EVERYONE FORGOT! Unfortunately, viewers aren’t having it and decide to watch Candid Camera.
It’s Thursday and Matt & Chris are BACK in the Mystery Hour van having settled their differences of opinion on Rogue One, and are naive enough to expect viewers to want to watch one of many prank shows, which gets derailed by this week’s wild card: an episode of the Spike TV original, Stan Lee’s Stripperella.
April is on the horizon and Matt & Chris are here to argue about Rogue One: A Star Wars Story and to recap the week in Dumb! Plus: an extended appearance from Emmy Martian as the Dumb Trifecta announces the debut of a new project on April 8, all before watching an episode of Welcome Back, Kotter!
Matt & Chris dig through the archives to find all sorts of crap we never got the chance to watch for an all-new episode of The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour, which culminates in an epic viewing of their favorite show: Supermarket Sweep!
Matt & Chris are still getting their asses kicked by the clocks going forward, but that doesn’t stop them from hosting an all-new Mystery Hour to recap the week in Dumb, catch up with Emmy Martian, and watch one of many Star Wars cartoons, which for some reason ends in the gang watching Captain EO!
Matt & Chris put the pedal to the metal on the Mystery Hour van to recap the week in Dumb, discuss olive penises, catch up with Emmy Martian, and then watch one of many nineties Marvel cartoons: Silver Surfer!
Matt & Chris close out a busy month at Dumb Industries with an all-new Mystery Hour to discuss all the latest happenings at Dumb, chat with Emmy Martian about being the world leaders of screaming content, and discuss some of our favorite Mystery Hour watches of years past all before watching yet another episode of Bigfoot & Wildboy!
It’s yet another Thursday and that means only one thing: MYSTERY HOUR TIME! This week, Matt & Chris reconvene to discuss the week in Dumb and Matt’s colon health, followed by a chat with Emmy Martian and then to discuss cartoons based on nineties movies, of which there were many, and close it out by watching The Mummy: The Animated Series!
It’s Thursday and Matt & Chris are ready to hand this week’s ass to itself, first by recapping the week in Dumb, then chatting w/ Emmy Martian about her screening of Beauty & The Beast (1947), then watching an anti-union video from FedEx that was presumably used to intimidate independent contractors nationwide!
Matt & Chris hop back into the Mystery Hour van to recap the week at Dumb and discuss this week’s topic: celebrity vehicle cartoons! You know, cartoons that existed solely to stroke the ego of whatever comedian some network prayed would be the next Seinfeld. Plus, Emmy Martian stops by to discuss CREATION OF THE HUMANOIDS, and Matt & Chris watch the Louie Anderson cartoon Life With Louie!
Matt & Chris hop back into the Mystery Hour van to recap the ongoing saga that is Dumb Industries, chat with Emmy Martian about her birthday and screening of NOTHING LASTS FOREVER, then turn their attention to one of their very favorite genres of film: TRAINING VIDEOS! Viewers vote to watch a 1947 Bob’s Big Boy training video, which is about as condescending as it sounds.
It’s another Thursday and Matt & Chris are here to recap the week in Dumb, starting off with Matt recounting a harrowing tale of visiting his local McDonald’s in flip-flops, then they welcome Emmy Martian on to chat about her recent screening of The Incredible Hulk, and finally watch an episode of Challenge of the GoBots, because no one wanted to watch a 2000s dating show. Gee, thanks.
It’s Thursday and Matt & Chris are mourning the loss of their Lord and Savior David Lynch, who sadly passed away today, offering memories, anecdotes, and of course bad impressions, of the man himself. Then, after recounting a previewing a busy month at Dumb, they are forced to watch a Transformers rip-off they’ve actually watched already once before: Van-Pires, scored by John Entwhistle of The Who — true story.
Matt & Chris are back in the Mystery Hour van to recap yet another week at Dumb Industries and discuss this week’s theme, weird 90s Christian shows, which ends up being moot because no one wants to watch any of that! Instead, viewers vote to watch this week’s wild card option, an episode of the John Hughes-inspired TV show Weird Science, which is also pretty damn terrible.
It’s the first Dumb Industries Mystery Hour of 2025 and Matt & Chris are both not feeling too hot, but that doesn’t stop them from recapping the past couple weeks at Dumb and then discussing this week’s topic: John Hughes TV shows, all before watching an episode of the ill-fated/conceived sitcom Uncle Buck!
Matt & Chris are back in the Mystery Hour van for their final Mystery Hour of 2024! This week, the two dudes recap all the incredible things happening at Dumb, then chat with Emmy Martian and watch a video about a woman obsessed with gingerbread, all before sitting through what is probably the worst episode of X-Men: The Animated Series ever, “Have Yourself A Morlock Little X-Mas,” even though it’s still a fun watch!
It’s another Thursday in December which means it’s time for Matt & Chris to watch some crappy Christmas specials! This week, the boys recap their very busy week in Dumb, chat with Emmy Martian about her recent Cartoon Funhouse, watch a clip about woman who has sex with Christmas trees or something, and then get into year-end shenanigans all before watching the incredibly boring Garfield Christmas Special which is totally boring.
Matt & Chris are getting into the holiday spirit as evidenced by their snowy backgrounds and cheery demeanor, and the duo are here to recap the week at Dumb, catch up w/ Emmy Martian, watch the trailer for “A Wrestling Christmas,” and then get caught up discussing Christmas specials all before watching an episode of Xena: Warrior Princess, “A Christmas Solstice.” Wow.
Matt & Chris are both dead inside, well, at least Matt is, but that doesn’t stop them from hosting another terrific episode of The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour! This week, the two dudes recap the week in Dumb, watch a Mortal Kombat Live promo w/ Emmy Martian, and then watch part one of a Thanksgiving episode of ALF!
Matt & Chris return after a mysterious hiatus to recap the week in Dumb and discuss this week’s theme: SPIKE TV! The “Network for Men” that was just as misguided and awful as it sounds. Viewers detest Spike TV so much, in fact, they vote to watch a series of clips from Days of Our Lives in which Marlena got possessed by a demon. Fun stuff!
Matt & Chris are back in the Mystery Hour van after the longest 48 hours of their lives to recap the past couple weeks at Dumb, at least the parts that don’t involve fascism, to catch up with Emmy Martian, to preview the month ahead at Dumb, and then to discuss this week’s theme: Pokémon Rip-offs! Culminating in a viewing of the pilot episode of Fighting Foodons, a show Chris has a difficult time stomaching for obvious reasons.
It’s the final Mystery Hour of Spooky Season and Matt & Chris have a lot of sPoOoOoOkY stuff in store to close out October, including an all-new episode of The Mads Are Back and a screening of Jason X: Live at the Rosendale Theatre! Then they close things out by watching the 2002 Twilight Zone episode, “It’s Still A Good Life,” starring Billy Mumy and Cloris Leachman!
Matt & Chris hop back in the Mystery Hour van to recap a busy week at Dumb, then invite Emmy Martian on to watch an Air Sex Competition, followed by writer and comedian Eric Fell stopping by to discuss this week’s sPoOooooKy topic: horror anthology shows, culminating in watching an excellent episode of Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction!
Dumb SpOoOoOoOkY Season is in full effect as Matt & Chris recap the sPoOoOoKy week in Dumb, test their mics, workshop their Perry Farrell impressions, and then bring on Emmy Martian to watch a disturbing music video all before watching a SpOoOoOkY episode of Sabrina: The Teenage Witch!
It's officially sPoOoOoKy season and Matt & Chris are ready to watch the spookiest thing they can think of: A SOAP OPERA! But first, the duo recaps a busy week at Dumb, invite Emmy Martian on to watch Martha Stewart awkwardly talk to children, and then preview all the sPoOoOoKy stuff they have planned in October, all before watching an episode of the sPooOoKiest soap opera of all time... PASSIONS!
It's Thursday, which can mean only one thing: Matt & Chris are hosting an all-new episode of The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour! This week, the dudes recap the week in Dumb, and then discuss this week's topic: nineties anime! Which goes absolutely no where because viewers vote to watch this week's wild card pick: Bill Nye The Science Guy. Weirdos.