It’s almost Easter, and both dudes just celebrated birthdays, so Matt & Chris recap the week at Dumb, check in with Emmy Martian, reminisce on past birthdays, Easters, and other nonsense, all before watching the most depressing thing they’ve ever seen: an Easter special of Davey & Goliath in which Davey’s grandma dies.

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Feature Presentation: The most depressing thing you’ll ever see

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This is something that I think is very important for everybody at this stage of the game. Being somebody that's been on the road before, we have to remember that... few rules out there that we have to obey. As this is the eighties. So let's remember to always practice safe sex. See ya. You've heard his spoken word dramatic readings of such songs as Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds and Rocket Man. Now, Emmy and Golden Globe winning actor, novelist, and musical genius William Shatner finally speaks the lyrics of your favorite WWE superstar entrance themes. I think I'm cute. I know I'm sexy. I got the looks. that drives the girls wild. I've got the moves that really moves them. I send chills up and down their spines. I'm just a sexy boy. I'm not your boy toy. And what about this timeless classic? Your time is up. My time is now. You can't see me. My time is now. It's a franchise, boy. I'm Shiner now. You can't see me. My time is now. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Booyaka, booyaka, booyaka. Six or nine. Rey Mysterioso. It's time to play the game! It's time to play the game! Ha ha ha! All about the game and how you play it. All about control. And if you can take it, it's all about your debt. And if you can pay it, it's all about pain. And who's going to make it? William Shatner sings WWE Superstar Entrance Themes. Coming soon. Omni is the bunny, yes Omni is the bunny, yes I am You don't need all the gold and the diamond rings Yeah, you make a lot of money and you make it fast You get busted, you're going straight to a jail cell Man, what's going on? Police are getting serious I don't mean to diss, but you gotta get out of this Straight up, straight up, man, it's a known fact It ain't enough money that can get your life back Straight up, straight up, breathe with these drugs. You want to make a lot of money and be a thug. You want these fancy cars to flood your money. But then you go to jail like all the other drugs. Straight up, it ain't cool. You know what they say. Soon you got a nine millimeter in your face. It's a game you can't win, so don't try to play. Let's spread the word from New York to L.A. We here to tell you that drugs are for suffering. Straight up! so there you have it comfy salmon with griddled vegetables Okay, let's stop. And coming up next, Rag and Bone Man. But wiser, you created a monster, and they call him Drinking Stein. And the tavern down the street is the laboratory, where he makes the transformation all the time. And the shine of Dr. Bud is a pint of monster blood, and it doesn't fuck me different. But why, sir, you created a monster? And they call me... Wiggenstein! And they call me... Driggenstein! Yeah! I'm Driggenstein! I'm Driggenstein! Your sweet caress Of you and only you That I must confess Lonely days and lonely nights More worlds falling apart I need you with me by my side I need you in my heart Cause there's a space you can only Wow, he has gotten so good. I had no idea. Yeah, well, I'm bringing him along slowly. You know, teaching him how to phrase a lyric, sell an audience. All the things a top-notch manager does. What? Like, shut up and let everyone else listen to his song. Yeah, shut up. I'm bringing him along slowly. Come on, baby, and be, be, be my love This is Susan Rock of the Cave News Network coming to you live from Jurassic Park in downtown Bedrock. An historic event indeed as we witness the final concert in their grueling four-day world tour. The planet's only rock band, the BC-Fifty-Two! Flintstones, meet the Flintstones. They're the modern Stone Age family. From the town of Bedrock, they're a page right out of history. When you're with the Flintstones, have a yabba-dabba-doo time, a dabba-doo time, we'll have a game of Meet the Flintstones. They're the modern storage family. From the town of Bedrock, they're a page right out of history. Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight. Remember, the cats will stay up all night. When you're with the Flintstones, have a yabba-dabba-doo time. A dabba-doo time. We'll have a game of cards. Yeah! Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Oh. Look, a scorpion and other things. Why, it's not a tomb at all. It's an adorable one-bedroom apartment. Let me in there. I love to push on my cheeks. Both of them. There, thank you. What on earth is it? Oh, that's hard to say. Why, these are lenses of a sort. They're probably a fused quartz of some kind. Well, if this is the dreaded secret of the Scorpion dynasty, it seems to be quite harmless now. Scorpion shot first. Sunlight seems to have something to do with it. Why? These lenses are adjustable. They're progressives. Thank you, lens crafters. Focus. Stop that. It's annoying. You want to read the instructions first? There is Harrison Ford when you need him. No styrofoam was harmed in the making of this film. Oh won't you come and join us? Oh won't you come and join us? That was weird. I'll tell the world. Go ahead. That was weird. Weird. Weird. Weird. Weird. You're on Canada. That guy's like, this show fucking sucks. That guy's on our side. Oh, look, the little platform turns. They made this whole set to show that garbage. I love this guy, though. Skibbity-bibbity-bop-a-bop-a-boop-bop-ay. Crankin' guys with the hot dogs. Skibbity-bop-ay. Old ladies hitting people with a broom. Skibbity-bibbity-bop-a-boop-bop-boop-boop-a-boop-boop. Oh. No! Please. I'm here, bitches. It's Yeti time. Yeti's such a natural showman. Look at him. Mr. Yeti, we hear you're dating Victoria Principal. Is that true? Oh, he's so hot. Yeti not mad. Yeti just disappointed. Yeti only takes pictures for charity. No more flashes, please. Please don't. Keeps forgetting to mention that. Yeti only do selfies. We've never seen a kaiju corrupted by fame before. This is great. Me want me own sitcom. His ego's bigger than he is now. Everybody run. He's lost his mind. He wanted a bigger cut from his tour. He's upset. Success went to his head. He's fired his manager. Get me new agent now! Swing and a miss. so so Oh, yeah. Oh, Matt, I think you're on mute. Are we both on mute? Hey, everyone. Welcome. Welcome to another edition of the Dumb Industries Mystery Hour. Let me get the bed music on because, oh, boy, I'm freaking out. Don't know what happened to my co-host. Welcome, everyone. It is... Thursday, April, April, April, April, April, April, April, April, April, April, What are you going to do? Let's just mess with them. Rocket Three Thousand, was that a brand new intro, or is this just my first time noticing the changes? We've had the same intro for twelve years now. No, I did redo the intro. I updated the titles recently, a few weeks ago. No, you're not crazy. Although... I would like to maybe start gaslighting our viewers. No, it's always been that way. You've always been here. It's like the end of The Shining. Yeah, how's it going? Happy birthday again, Chris. Thank you. It's your birthday week. happy birthday to you I know we we did a show on monday but uh it was the first mystery hour we've had since both of our birthdays so first time we've had a second to to breathe a little bit since uh this has been a busy a busy week for us so uh you done anything cool for your birthday or um no I mean I got to meet kevin mcdonald from the kids in the hall my birthday that was cool um mostly just worked, uh, all day, but it's still a great birthday. My, my wife, uh, went all out. She got me some really cool gifts. Nice. Got me, um, She took care of me. And if it's a fun... That sounded really dirty. We'll just leave it at that. Sorry. She took care of me. We'll just leave it at that. She took care of me. We know what that means. No, it was a wonderful birthday. And thank you, everyone, for the birthday wishes. I'm not on Facebook as much as I used to be, so I'm trying to... respond to everyone but you guys are yeah I'm so bad at responding to those so yeah so I just want to give a big blanket thank you to everybody who's wished me a happy birthday on facebook on discord on on all the things I do see them all and I do appreciate them a lot uh it's uh it is uh it's an overwhelming amount of of love and support and I appreciate all of it uh yes but uh But yeah, so yeah, so that's what you did for your birthday, and then of course I was hanging out with Inga in Massachusetts, doing Massachusetts things. Yep. Oh, I thought it was Rhode Island. She lives like ten minutes outside of Providence, Rhode Island, in Massachusetts, so it's kind of, yeah, you can kind of interchangeably say both. Did you eat any lobster while you were there? I didn't eat any lobster, but I ate some shrimps. We went to a Korean restaurant where we ordered the big fishbowl margarita for two people where, spoiler alert, I drank like eighty percent of it. How much of it did you vomit? Uh, none of it because I was full of, I got the hibachi meat tray. I had like a, which also contained hibachi steak and chicken. So I had shrimp, uh, steak and chicken all at the same time. It felt like I was eating one of each kingdom of, of meats. Yeah. Were you at a, like, did they cook it in front of you? It was like a hibachi grill. Uh, it was, but we did not get one of those tables. We did not opt for the, the Benihana, you know, like where you can flip a shrimp in your mouth. I just wanted a dish. Fun fact. That's how I discovered I was allergic to lobster. Uh, as a kid, I used to go to Benihana's every now and then, and I'd always leave with my throat being closed. I didn't eat lobster, but it's like, it's in the air there. It's just like, uh, just like a thing. Um, And then it wasn't until years later and I'm planning like, all right, I'll give lobster a try. And then my throat closed up. I was like, oh, that's going to kill me. Lobster, I don't think you're missing a whole lot, but I love shrimp and I do feel bad that you can't enjoy shrimp, but it's to your benefit that you don't seem to want to anyway. Jenny eats a lot of shrimp. She got a shrimp taco a few weeks ago. Loves the shrimp. it's a you can put it in a whole bunch of different I love all the different types of shrimps it's like I could I could just start doing the the bubba you know from forest gump like shrimp scampi is good shrimp pasta is good uh shrimp uh just shrimp cocktail is good frozen shrimp shrimp are you doing are you doing the bubble gum the forest I just that's what I just said oh sorry I was reading the chat um Because I saw people were reacting to me almost dying as a child. And I saw this, Doris Leachman says, it's where my son learned he's allergic to shrimp. So this is a common thing. Maybe that should be part of their marketing. Like, Benihana, just get out of the way if your kid has a shellfish allergy or not. Just trial by fire. Yeah. It's the shellfish allergy version of the measles parties that RFK wants people to start having now. Oh, Jesus Christ. Don't remind me of that. Topical. Episode will be outdated very quickly. You're not here to talk about any of that bullshit. We're here to talk about the dumb industries. Well, we're here to talk about dumb industries. I did want to ask you real quick before we move too far on. Do you have a favorite birthday that you had as a kid that you think back on when you were growing up? Let's see. honestly yes when I was magical when I turned seven my birthday was on easter and I got a game boy and that's always really stuck with me because it was very exciting as a seven-year-old to get his own game boy um I too have had the easter birthday uh being an april person and that's sure most of us I've talked about before that's right yeah um yeah that's like probably like but I've had a lot of good friend and I like I said on the show on tuesday when I was thirteen me and all my friends saw brain candy on my birthday that's right and uh yeah that was a great birthday I'm trying to think of some other ones I don't know they all kind of blend together uh is your galactus is that your most memorable Well, that's a memorable one. I'm just trying to think of ones that weren't even necessarily good, but just really stand out when I look back on birthdays growing up because there was that one. I remember I had a birthday where my mom, I was really into Wizard of Oz when I was really little, and my mom made wigs for everybody that were Wizard of Oz themed and stuff. And had a birthday that was Fantastic Four themed, and my mom made a handmade pinata of the thing's head. out of, like, paper mache. It was pretty great. And I have, of course, talked about my sixteenth birthday before where my dad took me and my friend Taylor Steinhelper to go see Three Hundred and then we went to Hooters afterwards. Oh, wow. The saddest sixteenth birthday party in all of existence. I've never been to Hooters. you are not missing anything I remember my takeaway from that night was just like yeah the girls are pretty but the food kind of sucks so I'm just like mad I'm like kind of hungry still and yeah because their wings are not very good I was just verifying my memory I googled what day of the week was april fifteenth nineteen ninety easter sunday nineteen ninety that was right good memory Easter um well or not or no or no I'm just saying that the birthday where I got the game okay yeah I'm sorry and we're not a really we will it was not raised religiously but um you know getting a Game Boy on Easter and on your birthday you'll never forget that never Yeah, getting a Game Boys rad. I've also talked about when my mom saved up enough Kool-Aid points because we just drank so much fucking Kool-Aid that we all got free Game Boys that one summer. Oh, yes. God, Game Boys rock. Anyway. Anyway. That's a fun trip down nostalgia lane. Let's say we start getting into the nitty gritty. First of all, I'm sure Chris would want me to let you all know that we're on Blue Sky. Yes. Never forget. we were legally mandated never forget we should take over the hashtag never forget and to make it all about remembering that we're on blue sky instead of uh you know what hashtag never forget usually oh yeah um blue sky and discord head to discord.dumblushindustries.com great way to keep up on all things dumb of course we're still on facebook and instagram but uh like kind not as much we're still posting there because I know a lot of people follow what we're doing big updates but uh but yeah we're really going through the motions over there uh more so than matt you're it's almost like you went back in time and you stopped your parents I don't know what's going on you stopped your parents for meeting and now you're fading like back to the future yeah I can't keep like sometimes it just does this I don't understand hang on I like it it's good look um hang on I'm about to I gotta mute to yell at my my who's he yelling at I didn't want to set off everybody's Amazon speakers. Oh, I got it. Yeah. And he says you have to turn up the light in the front. I have to light up in the front a lot, but I've turned up the side lighting as well. And so hopefully that will keep me Keep me inside the little AI green screen deal that we got going on here. It'll keep you from never being born. Anyway, we'll also do our impressions if you want to donate. Yeah, if you head to dumb-industries.com. Don't sound too enthusiastic. We'll do the thing. We'll do the thing you want if you give us... If you head to dumb-industries.com slash donate and it's a donation of any dollar amount, we will thank you in the form of one of our patented terrible impressions or we'll answer a question or we'll sing you a song, whatever you want. Just put a little note in. Yeah. Within reason. You know. challenge us maybe you could challenge us it's allowed um just nobody you know like a like eat broken glass you know or yeah I saw a lady eat broken glass one time I thought we agreed to not discuss the time my mom ate broken glass at a waffle house um Matt, we have a donation that last week we forgot to give a shout out. Yeah, we've kind of been, yeah, slipping. Sorry, last week has been a lot. We'll get our acts together. But that donation came from Rose F. Thank you so much, Rose. Thank you. Well, Ben, I'll give you a very special shout out as Gollum singing Kiss from a Rose by Seal, which I think... Oh, oh, oh. Do it. Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grove. The more I get, the stranger it feels. Now that your rose is in bloom, light hits the gloom on the grove. Something about that exact pitch just hit my Gollum voice in a weird way. Excellent. Rose said, got my tax refund and wanted to share it with some people who make me happy. Oh, thank you, Rose. Rose, you're dear. You make us happy. That is so thoughtful. We're so sorry we messed up last week. Yes. We won't let it happen again, but it is very appreciated. All of you is appreciated. It is nothing personal if occasionally it takes us a second to get back to you. In the chat, feel free. If you sent in a donation and we haven't thanked you and it's been like ten, fifteen minutes or so, just say um guys for the big question mark no don't we'll figure it out well you can you know you donate money you can do whatever you want um excuse me I'm sorry bless you uh okay we have a another donation here okay this comes from our friend jackie matt and jackie b oh thank you matt and jackie the dynamic duo matt and jackie b awesome people jackie uh thank you for the birthday wish yes uh they uh jackie runs an etsy shop called created by jackie I'm just gonna switch the brand here for a second because we raffled this off on the mad show on tuesday this custom dumb industries glass right here one of a kind sick Look at that. Isn't that cool? Very cool. Love it. I want to drink something cold out of that right now. It looks very cold already. It looks like those mugs that you get at the A&W restaurants. You ever been to one of those that freeze the root beer? Yes. We need to make some frosty mugs. Oh, let's do some dumb frosty mugs. Oh, my God. Do they even make those? There's probably some type of cancer-causing agent that was in those that made them so frosty that they would just do that. Probably. Probably. So, yeah, everyone head to Etsy. I'm going to put that link in the chat for you guys. but jackie says thanks for another awesome week at dumb it was such a fun night of shorts and we got to introduce a friend to dumb and the mads oh my god love it I hope they enjoyed it if they didn't don't worry about it they didn't uh cut them out of your life you don't cut them out of your life negativity it's a litmus test dumb industries is a litmus test You don't need that type of energy in your world. Hell no. If they're not into us, they're probably also not into things like freedom or grilled cheese sandwiches, just all the good things in life. Ding-dong! A-doob-a-doob-a-doob-a, how do you do? My name is Randy Newman, how about you? Uh, uh, geez, sorry to barge in on you. You seem like you got a very nice thing going on here in your beautiful home, and, uh... Oh, thank you, Mrs. Columbo. Mrs. Columbo just brought some lasagna for me. Don't ask why she came to your house. Oh, hi there. Hi there, Kate. I mean, Mrs. Columbo. Um... Mrs. Columbo, why don't you go sit in the car? I'll handle this. Now, Mr. Newman, I hate to ask you this, but have you been calling Mrs. Columbo late at night? Well, I tell you what, Mr. Color Mo, sir, I haven't called your lady, so I don't know what you're talking for. That was a hard rhyme. Well, sir, here's the thing. There's something called caller ID. And, you know, the boys at the station, they put it on my phone. I've never used it myself, except When I checked the caller ID, it said R. Newman. And I put two and two together and figured you were Randy Newman, the guy who called my wife. Well, I tell you what, if it were me, I would have used star sixty nine so you couldn't trace me. Are you sure it's not some other R Newman out there like perhaps Ricky Newman or Ricky Newman Jr.? Sir, are you on any kind of substance right now? Are you drinking alcohol, maybe celebrating a little bit? I am just high on the power of music, sir, and nine hundred cigarettes and a full Denny's Grand Slam. All right, sir. Well, just one more thing. I'll be out of your hair in just a minute, but just one more thing. If you aren't sleeping with my wife, would you care to tell me why her shawl is hanging on your coat rack over there? Hmm? That's a pretty good question. Lieutenant Colombo. Uh, Kate, I mean, Mrs. Colombo probably just owns a very common shawl, sir. It's pretty popular. You probably see it at JCPenney a lot. So Randy Newman isn't culpable for your shot. All right, sir. Have a good day. You know what I'm saying? Don't make sex with my wife anymore. All right. That was awesome. Thank you, Matt and Jackie B. Let's do one more here. This one comes from Greg Kahn. Oh, I'm sorry. Greg. Comes from Greg. Our good friend Greg. Greg, thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you so much, Greg. Greg says, belated birthday greeting from someone who loves your singing. Oh. Is that for both of us? Or is that... just for matt you specifically because last week I I joked when the person came on and said no singing I said man dog is that you I think maybe that oh yes response to that perhaps yes thank you man dog uh me it means a lot uh that uh you you also agree that I have the voice of an angel uh yeah we got to think of something good here uh Hmm. What would be a good one for, Oh, you know what I could try to do since I know this is, uh, uh, I could, I haven't done a Gollum doing the, the end part of Bohemian Rhapsody ever. Do you think I could pull it all off in that Gollum voice? absolutely and while you do that I'm just going to take a few bites of my dinner my lasagna and this is going because it's gonna be like an abstract art piece where you just eat on the left and I'm gonna just do a whole song yeah I'm gonna mute myself I'll sit here eat my lasagna and you do yours all right so uh so here we go this one's for you man dog I see a little silhouette of a man Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango? Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening me Callaloo, callaloo, callaloo, callaloo, callaloo The Euromagnificat I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me He's just a poor boy from a poor family Sparing his life for his monstrosity No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That was awesome. Oh my god, the lasagna's so good too. Excellent work. Thank you, Mandog. Thank you again. All right, we got... I feel like I'm warmed up. The beginning of the stream, I feel like I was kind of low energy. It's always on, like, Mads weeks. I'm always kind of just, like, low energy for the next couple days. But that really got me energized. I really feel like I can... I really feel like I can tackle the night now. I'm going to seize the night. Oh, yeah. We got a couple more here, but we'll do them at the next break. Oh, someone sent me a grilled cheese tip. Like it. Thank you. Grilled cheese is rock. You need to have the correct. I find I don't like a grilled cheese solo, but it's all dependent on the quality of the tomato soup usually that's paired with it. Ah. A good soup can elevate a mediocre grilled cheese sandwich, I feel like. Yes, this is true. All right, Matt. Hot takes with Matt. We'll be doing shout outs all night. Yeah, we'll do that some more. Dumb-industries.com slash donate. Any dollar amount, folks. All right, let's get right into this week's Dumb Deal. Dumb Deal. Okay. Matt, every week on the Dumb Industries website, we have amazing deals everyone can take advantage of. This is amazing, shocking news I've never heard ever before in my life. It's truly. Us? Deals? No. Truly shocking. Head to dumb-industries.com slash deals. See everything we got on sale right now. Right now we're doing twenty five percent off all dumb audio books with promo code audio book twenty five. Raymore and Flanagan's having a sale. Oh, we've got some more audiobooks in the works, by the way. BTW. Ooh. What do the kids say? BT dubs? Yes. BT dubs. We've got a new Frank audiobook that's coming out very soon. And I can't wait for everyone to hear it. But yeah, also we have Dark Apnea by Frank Conniff, The Time Tumblers by Frank Conniff, and Growing Up with Monos by Jackie. So grab an audiobook, everyone. Get on that audiobook train. Yeah, like audiobooks are great. I never really was a big audiobook person, but I find I've been using them a lot lately around the apartment just like while I clean because I like to have like movies on in the background usually, but then there's that visual element that kind of distracts you, especially someone with an attention span like me. So yeah, it's like putting on some audiobooks and doing the dishes. It's good stuff, yeah. Master Torgo, finish the Time Tumblers. Fun. All right. I wish we could make the Time Tumblers just, like, horribly excruciating and then also audiobook out every Wikipedia annotation and just put that in there so every time a reference comes up, the story stops cold and Frank just spends an hour and a half explaining, you know, who Paul Lind was or whatever, you know? Yes. If you get the e-book... You get all those weird references, links to Wikipedia articles for the Time Tumblr. So that's a fun little thing Frank put together for everyone. It's pretty neat. I think they need to make comic books like that more. Like when you buy a digital comic book, it has like a hyperlink, you know, like when some weird character shows up and you're like, who the fuck is that? Yeah. And it's like, oh, it's blah, blah. No, it is. It's kind of like a really fun way to read a book. But yeah, check those out, everyone. Anyway, speaking of things that are Marvel-esque, the Dumb Ministries Mystery Hour Mystery Club is free to join where we watch several Marvel things. I almost made that segue work. Oh, yeah. What have we done? We've done Generation X for Matt, Emmy, and Chris. Yeah, well, that's an odds and ends, which you get access to if you sign up for any Plus membership. Yes. I feel like such a used car. And we're passing the savings on to you. But, yeah, we've done several X-Men episodes at this point, right? We did Pride of the X-Men. Oh, that's right. We did the X-Men Christmas episode. I hadn't thought of that. Nick Fury, yes, thank you, Emmy. What else? Well, of course, you and Mary Jo have done Fantastic Four and Doctor Strange. That's right, Doctor Strange. Oh, my God, we have done a lot of Marvel stuff. Marvel, please do not sue Dumb Industries. We're using only the garbage that even you won't touch for your whole nostalgia bait, multiverse throwback thing. I know. Oh, Silver Surfer. What else? Oh, I would love if that happened in just one of these like big Marvel movies, like in nineteen seventy eight, Doctor Strange shows up. That would be great. He's like, I just got done macking on Jessica Tandy and now I'm I'm here fighting Thanos. Wouldn't it be great if Alf was originally like a Marvel superhero that they wrote into the Marvel universe? I mean, is Alf any weirder than like Howard the Duck? Exactly. Or that little purple dragon. Who was that? Kitty Pryde's little friend. Oh, God. Lockheed. Yes, Lockheed. For a second, I thought you were talking about Figment, the dragon from Disney World. But then I was like, oh, no, you're talking about Kitty Pryde, his literal dragon friend. They haven't put that in any of the movies yet, have they? I think he shows up in that new Mutants movie somehow, at least on the poster. I never watched that movie because nobody did. Yeah, I haven't seen that one. But the poster has Lockheed on it, I know. Oh, interesting. Anyway, yeah, lots of Marvel stuff on there. And if you want to go through the back catalog, all Dumb Plus memberships are also free for your first thirty days. So you can check out the whole back catalog. No, absolute risk free. Totally. You've got you've got nothing to lose, baby, in a world now where they don't even really do trials of streaming services anymore. Like I looked because I was thinking for a second because my parents, I haven't had Netflix since the Netflix did the password crackdown. And I really haven't missed it a whole lot. But I was like, you know what, maybe I'll just sign up for like the trials just so I can catch up on a couple of things. And they don't even do the week trial anymore because they went from doing the month trial to doing the week trial. And now it's just like, fuck you either pay for this or we don't care. Yeah. Uh, so yeah, so you can try any of these out for a whole, a whole ass month. Yes. And we're in one of the, the good long months. This isn't like February, like a short month. This is a, this is a hearty month. Uh, Thirty days. A whole thirty days. Not as hardy as you could, but definitely not a February. And Matt, speaking of deals, we always have digital downloads on sale as well. We definitely do. We've been going through the Mads from the beginning. We've already got all the way up to a Night of Shorts V. That's amazing. And that is on sale this week for just six dollars with promo code Scorpion. I just want to point out Vimeo on demand has been either down or not really working for most people. It's working for a few people apparently. I was just testing out the promo code Scorpion and it was not accepting that even though it's one hundred percent valid. So Vimeo is really on the down and down. Some of you might have seen something is going on. Something's up over there. so I give them last month or last night uh the the twitch stream went down completely yes I went to check on it and vimeo just spontaneously downgraded our account where we didn't have live stream vimeo out of nowhere just downgraded us to a free account we were like I'm not even joking like something like four billion percent over our storage limit or something And, yeah, and then we couldn't do the Twitch feed, and I had to email them. They reinstated it pretty quickly, I've got to say. Yeah, for being like, because, yeah, I noticed it at, like, midnight, and I tried to, like, message you about it, and you emailed them, and literally, like, fifteen minutes after you did it, because I was working on a whole contingency where I downloaded an older version of Dumb TV and put it through a stream yard and run it that way. I I suspect I've raised so much hell um with their customer support and on their subreddit I I think vimeo is very well aware of who I am and they do not like me um you know who I am you're you're like they're you're their personal arch nemesis I I imagine you know they're all in an office and someone goes he's posted again he's posted again They're like, who? Chris Gersbeck. And they're like, oh God, that guy. What if there was some type of substantial data out there that just all of our shit talking in Vimeo was actually having some type of a tangible effect on their sales? Just through some ripple butterfly effect. Yes, Vimeo is poopy. So I'm really, I apologize if folks have not been able to access the promo codes. We've been fighting to the nail with them to get that all working. We've been exploring alternative platforms, which we'll discuss more in a minute. Yeah. But let's do a giveaway for that episode. Yeah, for Night of Shorts V. Because... We love giving away free downloads here. Because you're worth it, baby. You're worth it. So enter hashtag Scorpion. You'll be in the running for a free download to The Mads Are Back on Night of Shorts V. All right, we've got some more donations here. This one comes from Keisha R. Thank you so much, Keisha. Keisha, thank you. Thank you so much. Keisha says... All right, I'm going to do this one. Keisha says, any Rage Against the Machine song and any voice y'all choose. I'm going to do Henry Kissinger doing Killing in the Name of. Okay. Do you want to do the music? Yeah, I can do the music. So it's like... Killing in the Name of. Some of those that work forces are the same that Ben crosses. I hope someone's tuning in for the very first time right now and they're just like, what is this? Oh, you need to do the fuck you, I don't do what you tell me part. Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. Fuck you. I won't do what you tell me. Sounds like he's dying, right? Motherfucker. Motherfucker. Thank you so much, Keisha. Let's do another one here. This is from Spiroscythe, our good friend Spiroscythe. Thank you. And every week, Spiroscythe does an awesome meme that we describe as a dumb industry's fever dream. Yeah, it's what the inside of my brain looks like when I stop taking my medication, basically. Yes. And this is this week's meme here. This is a good one. This is the dumb new town. um there's some creepy things going on in here so well I love how you got bigfoot you got yeti in the window there but you also got bigfoot from big wild boy jumping in the air there's like an a-bomb went off um who do you think would win in a fight versus yeti versus bigfoot from bigfoot and wild boy well yeti's like twelve times the size is bigfoot so yeah he does change sizes so um fair point what are these like mannequin things though what is that from oh excuse me john uh what are the mannequins from maybe the mannequins are just general just just matt flair is that what's that could be it I like how kevin mcdonald's in the corner like very creepily spying on us that's kevin the corner it's really weird to see him sitting there um I love the one mannequin has the matte shades going on. That's great. Oh, that's Peter Funt in the one corner. Or Alan Funt from Candid Camera last week. Oh, yeah. Well, this is awesome. And I love the picture he used of us. Is that the players, I think? Yeah, that is. Well done. Thanks so much, Spiroscythe. Spiroscythe is the best. Oops. They are the meme lord. Spiroscythe says... Pull this up. How about... This is going to be all you, Matt. How about Brack explaining the Yeti movie? Okay, so basically, if you're looking to go see the movie Yeti, but you don't know if you want to see it, you're just like, hey Brock, what's the story of Yeti? Well, Yeti the Giant of the Twentieth Century is a movie about, there's a big hairy guy, and he's inside some ice, and some scientists, he looks like Ebenezer Scrooge, he takes him, he thaws him out, and he's an angry Yeti, but then they capture him, They take him on a worldwide tour and he becomes a big ol' superstar and he gets to throw out the first pitch at a baseball game and they take him to the Civic Center and then all of a sudden you get a break free! yeti break free and he starts uh smashing up the town he's smashing up the building and uh and then all these cops they look like taxi cabs but they're but they're cop cars and they come they they're zoom zooming right right toward the yeti and uh and then and then they try to stop me but he's a good yeti so they don't they don't hurt him too much and he doesn't hurt nobody and the and a bunch of bet and then at one point yeah he gets injured and they take him and he lied down in the warehouse and he's lying down for a real long time and some bad guys that try to come get the yeti but then they all die Completely incidentally, Yeti don't do nothing to him, but it don't look good for Yeti. And then at the very end, he kills all the bad guys by accident. And then he goes away. That's the story of Yeti, the twentieth century. And also, a dog looks like a dog's dead, but then he's not dead. that was excellent. Great work, Matt. Emmy. Don't, don't put Spira site. Like what are you doing? Let it, he does those memes for us for free. It's not like we're paying him. Don't, don't give him orders. Our friend, um, this is our program. It made sense. Uh, All right, let's pick a winner here. Whoever wins will get a free download to the Mads are Back on Night of Shorts five. I believe that has one of the Captain Marvel shorts. One of the Captain Morgan sketches. Did you almost say that? Yes. Punk nerd. Congratulations. Shoot me an email. Chris at dumb-industries.com. I'll get you that download. yes or or a similar download if you already have that one lay off emmy was I was I too harsh emmy's a very good friend of mine you emmy no I'm just kidding um thank you thank you very much for the birthday wish emmy I'll tell you when you get on camera too oh yeah but yeah it was very sweet of you I oh that's right emmy's backstage All right, now Emmy and I are going to do get out as soon as we get around the show. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. Okay. Let's do one more. We picked our winner. All right, we'll do more shout outs in a little bit. Let's get back. We're having fun. Let's get back here. It's time for... This week's number one. No, I'm sorry. We did that already. It's This Week in Dumb, everyone. I swear to God, I am not high right now. I have not smoked weed all day. I'm the one who's high now. I'm just generally sleepy because Mads Week takes a lot out of me, especially this one. There's a lot going on this week. Technologically, just like my computer was just not having stuff in YouTube up their copyright algorithm. Oh my God, yeah. that a lot of the clips I used were very similar because I had to swap out like a third of the trailers I used for the mad show like after like there's like three hours of work I did for nothing basically but I'll use a lot of those for movie joe night this week so or next week so you'll get to see a lot of that still but yeah That's all to say that if we seem a little out of it, it's been a long week. It's been a long road getting from there to here, to quote the Enterprise theme song. But speaking of long roads, last time we saw each other in This Week in Dumb, the next thing that happened is the Mary Jo Peel Show Clubhouse Chit Chat and Tidbits, number twenty-four. that's right matt um chit chat did bits which is our good job clubhouse exclusive uh live stream we do only for the marriage appeal show clubhouse viewers um we had so much fun we discussed the white lotus finale uh no spoilers so you hear us vaguely discuss the white lotus finale um well oh I found some so matt you know this uh you've been in my apartment there's a lot of action outside my living room window oh yeah I once saw like five different raccoons living in scaffolding outside that's right there were there were raccoons living out there those videos to our discord there were um I see fights breaking out over parking quite a bit and I film them as much as I can you know if I I can and uh I filmed a guy yelling at a construction worker that the handicap spot that they built in this scaffold was illegal and it was bullshit and they were just taking up parking and uh Luckily, I didn't film the guy, but while I was watching, I was getting my phone out. He took one of those big orange cones and just chucked it into the middle of the street. And it just landed flat there. And then he had to get up and move it because he was blocking traffic with it. But yeah, so we watched some videos of weird things that have happened outside my window. That might be a regular feature. Ooh, nice. And all sorts of stuff. Chris Gersbeck's Come to My Window. I was thinking about maybe just setting up a camera facing out the window and like, twenty-four seven, we just show what's going on outside my window. Yeah, set up like a ring camera. We could write a little theme song. Come to Chris's window. Outside there lives five raccoons. Come to Chris's window. Forklift says adult temper tantrums are pretty constant in NYC. This is a fact. That's what this city does to you. It changes you psychologically being here for a certain amount of time. And some people just snap. I'm surprised someone hasn't snapped an R block because there is constant construction. It feels like the city is doing an experiment on how much you can just do construction on one block before someone finally snaps and assaults a construction worker because it's coming. It's coming. They've been doing construction on the Long Island Railroad down the block from me for like two months now. So all day, every day, starting at seven a.m. is just... It's so annoying. I've gotten to the point to where I can deal with any construction noise. The one that just still just disrupts me and they keep using like on this block is jackhammering. Like when there's a jackhammer going on your block, it's a, and it's never just like constant. It's like it starts and stops at like various intervals. And you know, when that goes on for forty five minutes at a time, starting at seven a.m., it starts to change you. It starts to change you. It does. A little bit. Just a tad. That episode's now on demand in the Mary Jo Fields Show Clubhouse. God, my God. Yeah. Um, and then on Saturday we had an all new edition of Jackie Naiman Jones paint parties and we were painting, um, garden kitty. It's a painting Jackie did of a kitty inside of a garden. I'm going to show you guys some of the works that, uh, pretty self-explanatory name. I don't have the names of the artists on here, so forgive me if I incorrectly identify. This is Claudia Burton. That one I know. Look at that. So this is the cat. This is Claudia's cat. And then... So pretty. It looks just like my Joopie. Love it. Looks like he's sinking into a bed of flowers. Actually, I painted Jupiter. I did this on my iPad. Oh. Doesn't really kind of looks like her. I mean, it's like it's it's a tuxedo kitty. Yeah, I think you nailed it. Oh, my sister in law, Anika, did this turtle in the garden. Turtle. Let's see. We got a few others here for your turtle club. Oh, this one is Shades, who always knocks it out of the park. Very nice. It's goddamn gorgeous. Look at the detail in the back there. Oh, my goodness. Very cool. Let's do one more here, I believe. Oh, my mom did this. That rocks. My mom did this. She wasn't happy with the cat. That rocks. I'm into that so much. It looks very upset that he exists. Yeah, okay. There's a picture of my niece holding this painting in her hand and imitating the cat. Hold on one second. I'm going to upload this. And I didn't even realize it when my mom did. It does kind of look like Grumpy Cat. Yeah, it is the Grumpy Cat. There she is. My niece Charlie. It really looks like Grumpy Cat there. Hey, look, you can see Inga's painting. My parents got that. I got that for them for Christmas. I got one of Inga's Godzilla Gamera paintings available at thumb-industries.com. Very cool. What else we got here? Oh, my wife did this one. It's cute. Love it. You can watch that class now on demand over at dumb-industries.com slash Jackie. Sign up. Your first month is totally free. You won't regret it. I'm getting a low internet signal. Is it okay if I refresh real quick? No! Yeah, of course. Go for it. I'll start talking about Monday's Super Dumb Bros. Monday was an all-new episode of Super Dumb Bros, our retro gaming livestream Matt and I host together every Monday right here on Twitch. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. And I played Assassin's Creed III for Wii U. Wii U, Wii U, Wii U. And I got up to the opening credits. I did it. Yeah, that game apparently has a very extended opening. I beat the intro. It took me forty minutes, but I did it. It's kind of structured like the Friday the Thirteenth, the remake movie, if you ever saw that, where there's an entire movie that happens before the movie starts. sometimes I like that it was weird in that movie um but I do like an extended kind of opening sequence because across the spider-verse has just like the most amazing opening minutes and then the opening credits come on and it's just like oh it's just hits all the right notes it's like yeah I guess we're just getting started um But, yeah. Assassin's Creed. Assassin's Creed III. And I played the unremastered version, and it still looked great. yeah it was pretty good it was nice to see you break out the giant Wii U controller yes I keep wanting to borrow your Wii U to play like Link's Awakening and Arkham Origins but then you like just watching you hold that and how just big and bulky and clunky everything is I'm just like do I just especially when it's like this is the like just compare them you know it's insane but what are we playing next week Next week, we are playing... Let me open up the calendar. Oh, we're playing Royal Rumble because I believe WrestleMania just took place. um wrestlemania is around the corner I've never been a huge wrestling person I know I use a lot of clips but there were a couple games back in the day that I played a couple times so yes uh snes royal rumble I think is what we're going to be playing yeah well the sega genesis royal rumble if I can find it but uh but yeah yeah that that that classic era of the wrestling game and uh yeah that's all good stuff Yes. All that good stuff. I was never huge into wrestling, but there was a very brief period in the nineties where I feel like kind of everybody was for a minute. Like it was the most mainstream wrestling got. I was never, I never had an interest in wrestling. wrestling yeah I feel like you either become like a real comic book kind of person or you become like a wrestling person yeah I went to comic book they both fulfill similar uh you know itches but uh you know one's just like do you do would you rather see stories about time travel and and superpowers and stuff or uh like sweaty guys who who jump on each other To each their own. So yeah, Royal Rumble will be doing that on Monday. And you can watch the latest episode right in Super Dumbo's Super Club. That was Tuesday. Sorry, that was Monday. Tuesday was April. April. my birthday it was also josh flower's birthday it was also an all-new episode of the mads are back jesus christ this cat is going to kill me um a night of springtime shorts and we had very special q a guest kevin mcdonald yeah that was awesome it was awesome one of my comedy heroes no lie it was so great again to meet him and of course Trace and Frank knocked it out of the park what is going on with my camera today Zach see it's not as easy as it looks to stay in your little algorithmically calculated green screen how they do it now It doesn't help that I got a bunch of weird stuff on the wall behind me. Whatever. My new attitude toward everything. Yeah, your wall already looks great. You don't even need the right mine. When I turn mine off, it just looks like I live in like Torgo's room or something. This is very necessary for me. Um, Matt, it was such a great time on Tuesday and I had a springtime shorts. Yeah. Those shorts were bizarre. There was a really crazy one about, uh, fallout and just how, uh, radioactivity will kill us all if there's ever a nuclear attack. It was reminding me of like, cause I just got done watching when I was hanging out with Inga, we just got done with episode eight of twin peaks, the return. So like, I just got done watching that and all the, you know, the big atomic explosion that happens in that and all the little like dots zipping around. And then I watched that short and I'm like, wow, this is like the earlier version of that. It's like how all these particles are atomic and. Atomic. Yeah. It was, uh, it was disturbing. It was kind of like a. You know, they make it seem like it's not going to be that big a deal. Just, you know, wash your potatoes and you'll be fine. Yeah, there was that short. There was the short about Jay. Yes, which I've now seen at least twenty times, and I still don't know what the point of it was, as Trace and Frank kept pointing out. It was weird. It was just like, Jay will feed a bird now. He feeds a bird. He played the piano at one point, I remember. Yeah. there's no dialogue or anything it is so weird like Jay can do it or whatever was the name Jay can do it yeah just Jay doing things just Jay doing like it was easy to entertain this is you got to remember this is back during that era where it's like oh the train is coming toward the camera it's coming right at us so you could just make shorts of a child doing things and people would be into it oh Jay can do anything um yes kevin mcdonald was very amusing he was so hilarious he kept apologizing for talking too much and it's like kevin that's why we have you here uh yes they've heard all of our stories I was kind of bummed to hear him say that there's not really going to be another season of the kids in the hall on amazon at least uh they seemingly had not much interest in doing another season That new season they did, it's like, it's a triumph. The fact that they were able to come back, you know, twenty years later, however long it was, and just do that brand of sketch comedy like so well without missing a beat. Well, some things are meant to just have like a little revival that's good. And then they, you know, they don't overstay their welcome and they, you know, it's like when they brought a wet hot American summer back, you know, and they just made those, uh, those two revivals. Those are great too. Yeah. And it's like, okay, that's, that's it now. That's good enough. Yeah. Uh, so yeah, but he also, you know, the, uh, he talked about kids in the hall, maybe doing some more live dates and, uh, oh, he told a great story about his, uh, time on Seinfeld and Seinfeld not being too thrilled with him. Um, all that to say the Mads are back. A night of springtime shorts is now available on demand now. As we mentioned earlier, our video host the past, what, five years now? Vimeo. Vimeo, the wonderful Vimeo. Their on-demand platform just kind of stopped working three weeks ago. No one seems to be able to figure out how to fix it. Yeah, they can't figure it out. Yeah. So we've been looking for alternative platforms and it is not easy. We had a, I tried, I probably researched about I looked deeply into about and then I fully created accounts on like four of them and um it's not easy trying to find one that checks all the boxes we did find uh this platform gumroad which is just a platform for selling digital products and we really so far the experience has been great uh so we're gonna kind of slowly roll this out we did movies are dumb yeti giant of the twentieth century is a download on there um dark star is a download on there dark stars on there we got uh jackie and frank's audiobooks um and all the feedback I've gotten has been it's very easy and very streamlined click a button Hit get and start downloading. And it's great because we were able to include a download of the full live stream, a version with just the movie, your pre-show, which was incredible. We had Jay Pennington did an amazing Barnaby Jones Mads trailer for us. Josh Flowers did a Kids in the Hall trailer for us. Those are all downloadable. along with the link to the original live stream so if you want to go back and relive it watch the live chat that's an option now too um but really just please let us know uh what you think of the platform because We have a lot of content, and it would be a real bummer to move everything over there. And it's just as bad as Vimeo. So we really appreciate the most honest feedback you can provide. And of course, we're... And we're always happy to assist with anything. So email us if you have any issues with Gumroad. We will help you guys out as much as possible. For now, platform seems like it's going to do the job and do it well. So we're excited about it, but we're being very cautious. as well yeah we've kind of had to speed things up a little bit though with vimeo just stopping working because we were just gonna we were gonna just kind of do this you know and like kind of dip our toe and like oh maybe we'll like try to put this out over there and see what people think and blah blah blah but now we kind of have to be like go all in on something very fast because our alternative is that we just can't sell it basically so exactly we were without that's been the whole hold up with the the download for the last mad show so far uh as a reminder if you purchase live oh youtube replay that's uh on there so uh that's right yes download we will have news on very shortly matt oh I'm saying it's out oh I put it out this afternoon well there you go then uh If you bought a ticket, you should have gotten an email earlier with the promo code to get half off. And if you signed up for the pre-order list, you got that notification. So check your email. You can get the download right now. You can also get it at dumb-industries.com. Where am I? What day is it? Who are you? What is this place? We did not announce it on social media yet. I wanted to let everyone who bought a ticket know first. Kind of slowly roll that out to everyone. This is not my beautiful house. But everyone's been very positive about it. Sick. So let's do a raffle for a free download of Tuesday's show. All that's going on. Make it happen. We got another grilled cheese tip here. No, that was from earlier. This one comes from. uh is this the oh it's doris leachman thank you doris thank you and dora says happy birthday chris and matt my husband's birthday is in a few days so maybe you can give jeremy a shout out no yeah of course jeremy happy birthday happy birthday jeremy um was he born on four twenty let's try to guess his birthday today's four seventeen Yeah, four-twenty would be in three days. She said it was in four days, right? She said in a few days. Or in a few days, okay. So that could be. That could be. Could be the twentieth. Could be. Could be the twenty-first. yeah well his birthday was on four twenty uh uh I am super salty I it's I haven't slept much this week um I apologize happy birthday jeremy happy birthday jeremy I could I could do uh a little I could I don't know if I've ever done like my eddie vetter impression but you know like his his song jeremy but like adapt it for like yeah Jeremy's birthday was in a few days. Jeremy's birthday is in a few days. His birthday. If Jeremy is around the same age as me, he got bullied for having that name, Jeremy. I hope he's a little bit older. Because, man, when that song came out, that was everywhere for a while. And if you were named Jeremy, they sang that song to you in a mocking manner. Oh, yeah, I never thought of that. Yeah, that's a rough one. But the line of that song I never really understood is when he's like a Nash is on the recess lady's breast. And you're like, what? What does that even mean? How could I forget? Is this kid just out on the playground just biting people's titties? No, what I always took that to mean was when they were bullying him, they shoved him into the recess lady's and his teeth hit her breast and it was super embarrassing. That's what I always took it to mean. It's right up there with little pee-pee in terms of just bizarre lines that stand out in songs to me. Yes. Little pee-pee. But happy birthday, Jeremy. Happy birthday, Jeremy. All right, we got it. Oh, all right, we're caught up. Nice. Still got that grilled cheese tip. Starring that. I'm not going to make some grilled cheeses later. Grilled cheeses are some quesadillas. Sometimes a cheese quesadilla is when I'm in the mood for a grilled cheese but want to change it up just a little bit. Yes. Some good stuff. That's a pro tip out there. Scribbler guys and ashes teeth and bit recess ladies. Sure. But was it intentional or was it like as a result of him being bullied? That's what I, I mean, I get what it's yeah. Like I get what it's, it's just, it's a weird phrase to put in a song, I guess. It's just what I'm trying to say in general. Uh, I also thought it was weird in that music video. Like Jeremy looks like I remember seeing that video. I was like, he looks kind of cool. Like what is going on here? I think that was kind of the point because we're in all the kids. The kids all looked like super nerdy and I don't know. don't know if that was supposed to be commented well when did when did that was pre-columbine this is now a serious discussion on world events uh because like they were actually like a lot more popular than they made it out to be with all the media I don't know yeah um this is now our inside column podcast we're gonna get to the bottom what happened all right let's pick a winner here it's already nine oh eight ah whatever we're having fun we're not even halfway it's been a rough week we need to we need to let it out we need to show oh my god cow about three thousand congratulations pretty sure cowbot did that in hands of paint um very nice into it slay slay diva Shoot me an email, chris at dumb-industries.com. I will get you that download. And again, the Mads are back. A night of springtime shorts with Q&A guest Kevin McDonald is on demand now at dumb-industries.com for eleven ninety nine. If you bought a ticket, check your email because you can get that for just six dollars. Yes, and everything is downloadable this time. It's amazing. Which is new. So if you've been looking for a return to those, you should check that out. So, yeah, I guess that was Tuesday, so I guess we've arrived at Wednesday. So I think you all know what that means, what time it is in our show. I think you know what time it is. What that means, what time. It's time for an update from Emmy! Emmy! You know that theme music no longer is associated with the mission by Johnny Toe for me. Remember when that was like the mission for Johnny Toe and that was the music and it was so addictive because of that? Yeah, that was in the movie The Mission, right? Yes. Maybe we should make a new song. A new song? Well, that's entirely up to you. Again, I'm not trying to push my agenda on anybody here. Oh, I know. I just felt bad for Spiroscythe because he does all these amazing memes everywhere. And I did mean that I don't know if... he was like oh well maybe I shouldn't use emmy maybe she'd be offended because I was like I was like I'm in that picture in the players like like I was like right they don't you don't have to show photoshop me out if you don't want to but yeah I think because like jackie is also in that picture and I think jackie is also in that that's right I think it was just it was just a mystery hour meme is how I was yeah yeah interpreting interpreting it well there was also the yeti that was that was the other thing it was relevant to uh we had there was a bunch of yeti in there that's right that's right it was like because normally you're right matt normally that that matt you're a hundred percent correct normally it's all about the mystery hour and it doesn't have jack of shite to do with me but but the because of the yeah I was like you've been in there you've been in a few memes well why right and again I was just like hey you know you don't have to like yeah awesome anyways you know people are people are sometimes they're I don't know I try to be I try to like like let people be like hey you can you do what you want you know yes says you are what is happening and yeah I tried using that whole pick Oh, yeah, and that was what I was going to bring up. That was one of those bomb nuclear... That's why the mannequins, because it's a nuclear... Oh, like in... Like in the radiation thing, or like in atomic bomb... Nuke the fridge situation. Yeah, yeah. Well, I guess, yeah. Just apologize to Emmy already, Chris. For what? What did I do? I'm sorry whatever it is I I'm I'm sorry too chris can we can we hug and hug and make up yes please I love you I love you I love you I want to wish you both a very happy birthday and to josh flowers thank you I'm really I'm really honored uh uh you know honored like just to yeah yeah yeah it's it's tough to put it into words I know right it is tough to put it into words because it is just like like I said you know I get to work with y'all I I I don't know y'all yeah It's fun stuff. It's fun stuff. I'm very grateful for working with you two. I'll get all weepy. Don't get me all. I've seen Pearl Jam. It's really great work. I've started taking notes now. I just want to mention I've seen Pearl Jam and Eddie Vedder did a stage dive right on top of me. like literally like right like the the crowd just sort of like huh no because because there was so many of us there it was at a lollapalooza and uh but the crowd just kind of converged onto where you know and so there was no it was very you know nobody probably didn't smell very good Is that Lollapalooza, Matt? He was not the only sweaty shirtless guy in the... Wait, did we lose Emi? Hold on. Oh, we lost your audio. We can't hear what you're saying. You there? Hello? Hello? Your sound is... You can still hear me, right, Chris? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Emmy's not muted. I can see she's not muted. Oh, what are we... Did, like, you knock your mic loose or something? I'm, like, playing around with the sound settings. While we're figuring that out, so this Wednesday, everybody watched The Book of Life. From nineteen ninety nine. Yes, we watch and I tuned in, watched it. It's a very nineteen ninety nine movie. You know, if you had to put the year nineteen ninety nine into a machine and said, spit out a movie. The Book of Life is what it would do. Every time I read that title, all I can think of is that song, The Walk of Life by. Do do do do do do. How about now? There you are. There you are. There we go. Yes, the Book of Life. It was a very Easter-centric... You don't have a show on Sunday. Thank you. Thank you, Matt. I appreciate it. I was just doing the background music. No, actually, I loved that. I loved that. It was fantastic bed music. There's nothing like having your own live bed music. Okay, you haven't lived... until you've had live bed music. It's like being Letterman or whatever, you know? Yes. But yeah, it was an Easter Sunday celebration. We did a very religious, irreligious show with lots of bunnies and lots of eggs and some Jesus and some Satan. You saw it, Chris. You and Jen watched it. Yes. I saw Harman there. We watched it. It was awesome. She appreciated the church lady that I played after. Yeah, we watched the church lady thing. I hadn't seen that in so long. always nice to have someone correct me book of life came out in nineteen ninety eight but it takes place in nineteen ninety nine that is correct yeah whatever you know um it's very nineteen ninety nine a lot of dutch angles a lot of did they shoot that like on digital video or something yeah I think that was the project as they were like okay you have this limited budget you have like one camera and like Hal Harley can make a movie, though, with just a script and a camera and his cast of regulars, and it's kind of amazing. Yeah, I know. PJ Harvey was in it. The soundtrack was great. I know at least one of her songs was in there. Yeah, there's like two songs. There's a couple of Yola Tango tracks in it because they make an appearance as the Salvation Army band. When they showed up, I was like, it's Yola Tango! Right? um I know I know yeah that was uh no that was they were the salvation army band there's a there's a great there's a great in uh his movie I think it's simple men there's a scene where they're partying in the and there's an impromptu dance sequence to a sonic youth track chris that you would just fucking love dude like it when it starts like it's just like oh my god this is so cool how did this yeah yeah I love um yo tango played the velvet underground in a movie I forget it was velvet gold mine maybe it was like one of those movies the gold mine oh jesus um yeah probably velvet gold mine um that's a great movie I don't recall the I don't recall velvet underground showing up in that because that's about like a bunch of like it's another movie it may not be that but it's around the same time period look master torgo don't shake me lucifer by rocky erickson and the explosives was indeed in that um rocky erickson is freaking awesome bless you master torgo you're freaking what a what a what a drop yeah james urbaniak shows up in book of life a couple times uh yeah you know and he'll be in I'm gonna have a couple more how hartley short films tonight in tv at ten later so he'll be in one of the short films by how that I'll be playing features Urbaniak specifically. So make sure to, and Parker Posey will be there tonight too. So he'd be there. He's, he's, she's in a lot of his films. Yeah. Like the most recent one had Posey and I think Aubrey Plaza or whatever. We just watched Party Girl over the weekend. Have you ever seen that? Oh, of course. It's so fucking funny. Parker Posey is amazing in that. I'll watch her in anything. I agree. I agree. I agree. any we have so much to get to do you have time to stick around for our intermission there is so so very much to get to yes it's already nine eighteen in the pm I feel like the energy is low we need to have like uh like uh everybody go like whoo like you know those kinds of So the intermission video, if you go to the intermission vids, Chris, it should be the most recently uploaded one. I see it there. It's not letting me select it. Can you try to upload it from there? Yeah, I can do it. It's like grayed out. Oh, it's an MP three. Oh, did I not download the video of it? You downloaded the MP three of it. Well, give me give me exactly five seconds. How did I fucking do this? I'm so sorry. Hang on. Yeah, this is. Whoopsie! Whoopsie! Yeah. But anyway, I guess while this is going, I can set this up. So Easter's coming up, so I thought it would be fun for us to watch... Okay, that is the right one. For us to watch... We watched one of his videos before, Carmen, the weird Christian singer who kind of is a rapper, but mainly... like he kind of like sing talks through songs I guess it's hard to describe the way he does like sort of Christian monologues while like rap music plays underneath them it's very odd but uh we watched one where he was invited to a witch's house a witch left a postcard for him in his mailbox oh hallelujah and then he went to a witch's house and this is a video of him fighting the devil if the devil was like an old western character in a saloon so it's because I've been playing some red dead redemption lately I'm in a very yeehaw kind of headspace so I'm raised I I'm feeling very rootin tootin so this is this is carmen's satan bites the dust oh my god boom boom boom just as a reminder what the power of jesus is this easter for all of you Best in show. One of the funniest movies ever made. Yeah, I've been playing the shit out of some Red Dead Redemption lately. This is... I am all about cowboy shit right now. Fuck yeah. Excuse my vernacular. Why are Christians obsessed with cowboy shit? Whoa! He's a space cowboy. Is that Richard Nixon behind the bar? Kind of looks like him. Oh wait, is this Dickens? Is this... Was that Marley at the piano? Troll three. Yeah, it looks like the leprechaun. Party's over. Shut it down. I'm hunting for someone. Is this the Star Trek hologram deck? He's broken every law. He's terrorized the lives of men. And he's under arrest because Sheriff Howie Mandel. Satan. Satan. Wait, what does this have to do with the Queen, though? You just murdered the shit out of that demon. You know, people say Westworld jumped the shark. I disagree. I stopped watching when Ed Boobaker left. I never watched anything past the first season, Scott. Same. Wait, was that Darth Maul? Oh. These are all, like, rejected Farscape aliens that they didn't know what to do with. Oh, you're right. That is the rejected costume for his partner, Dalmer, or whatever. I can't. It's been so long. Whoa, murders the shit out of demon cowboys. How is he a whole new weave of the Christian of today, yet this is set a hundred and fifty years in the back? Well, he was modern for his time. Yeah. Yeah. Which is long gone. This guy looks like Marjorie Taylor Greene. Yeah, killing is really cool. Yeah. You know how Jesus used a gun and just murdered people? I do, actually. I'm a big fan of the fight with Jesus. He's got a machine gun and he's not messing around. Jesus with a machine gun. That's an image. Him and Lee Harvey used to hang down at this... Nice things to go to. That'd actually be a great sequel to Hobo with a Shotgun, Jesus with a Machine Gun. Oh yeah, I like that. Jesus with a Bazooka. Wild Wild West. oh no you can't quick draw mcgraw like that dude that's no good you can't it'd be great if he killed like it'd be great if he killed one of these demons just like super graphically because all these are free just like oh bang bang he shot me dead if you went over to one and start like bludgeoning his head in with like a like a toilet bowl lid and he starts like curb stomping him uh yes dan lolly that's I shot andy warhol that's the one where yellow tango plays development underground Nice. I haven't seen that since the nineties. Yeah. I don't understand though. Why the, So he just shot him with his testimony. Your metaphor breaks down when you also have literal bullets. I know, right? Because I get like, yeah, your words are a weapon, like that's a metaphor, but you also have literal bullets. And a Colonel Sanders tie, though. Is that Travis Tritt? Oh, Josh Flowers says, I remember this song from my childhood. The Lame Ranger. Oh, yeah. Dude, can we watch the... Wait, wait, wait. What was the one with the devil doll? Look, there was... possessed doll in that one I'm more interested in these uh headshot pictures here on the left he's slowly morphing into uh desi arnaz is he yeah I think he's passed away in the last couple of years crossed with patrick david or something yeah or john saxon you can always say john saxon morphing into patrick david um carmen everybody uh emmy thank you so much for dropping by we still got so much I I love and and and just uh next week uh on weird and wonderful wednesday will be our our we you know since the mads did their shorts thing I like to give them space but it will be our weird and wonderful twenty twenty five short film festival, and I will have a lot of short films throughout the evening that are going to be one of a kind. Can't wait. It's a big blowout. Nice. Thanks for stopping by. Everyone join Emmy's membership at dumb-industries.com slash weird. And we will see you real soon. Bye! Meow! Meow meow! Still here, though. I've flipped my collar up to donate to notate that we are now at the second half of the show, the serious portion. This is how you know things are heating up. Let's get right into it. My shirt covered in astronauts up. Let's plow through these as quick as possible. Plow through them. We got three events we want to highlight. Let's get into Cummings. All right, let's do this real quick. Tuesday. All right, Tuesday. April, April. April, April. April, April. April, April. April, April. April, April. Um, that's going to be streaming live to Twitch right here on Twitch and also in the marriage appeal show clubhouse head to dumb dash industries.com slash clubhouse. What else do we have, Matt? We have on Saturday, April twenty six. Next, Jackie Naiman Jones. Hands of paint. Yeah, we're going to be painting the deadly mantis. Oh, I've never seen this movie. It was done on MST. Let's put the painting on the screen. So we'll be showing the deadly mantis at one p.m. in preparation for class. And there he is. There he is. Here's Mantis. So everyone head to dumb-industries.com slash Jackie. Sign up. You get your first month free. It's always super fun. Yeah. And then, sorry, I'm just plowing through these. Yeah, it's cool. Get right to it. Tuesday, April twenty ninth. An all new episode of the Marriage Appeal Show. We are going to have a very special guest etymologist. Ari Hauptman is going to be coming on. This guy, he's a professor at the University of Minnesota, and he's just a super fascinating person. And Mary Jo and I have a lot of grammatical pet peeves. You have a variety of hangups over language things that... uh may some of which may just be personal preferences and some of which may be actual grammatical rules and I think that you're gonna figure out which are which for a lot of those that night exactly uh we so many people have sent in questions we would like to hear your pet peeves or any questions you have for ari uh we have a bajillion questions emailed already what we would love is some video questions so just film yourself uh, with your phone, ask Ari a question about the English language. He's also, uh, he has a PhD in German etymology, I believe. Um, but he can answer it all. So send those to Linda at dumb dash industries.com and join the Mary Jo Peel show clubhouse. I bet he's really good at writing like work emails, you know, because he knows all the unspoken rules of, you know, like when someone writes you an email saying like, per my last email, you know, you're just like, oh, they hate me. He understands all that stuff. Ari is also an actor. He was in the Coen Brothers movie, A Simple Man. Oh, nice. Which is a great movie. So yeah, we're going to have a lot of fun with Ari. Send in your questions. You could be on the show. And of course, we have great stuff at Dumb Industries all the time. Head to dumb-industries.com. Get on our newsletter. And before we transition over to our feature presentation in a moment, what's next week's show so people can know what to look forward to? I hate when you ask me this because I never have the calendar up. next week's mystery hour is going to be musical guest episodes, which is episodes where musical guests are prominently featured. The first one that came to mind was the Beach Boys on Full House. But there's a lot. Things like that, yeah. We've got some good ones picked out. God, my internet is dropping again. I may have to refresh again one more quick time. Oh, refresh that stuff. Hang on two seconds, everybody. Sorry, folks. He's always doing this to me. Always doing this. There he is. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. All right. Let's do it. It's feature presentation time. All right. So we thank you so much, everybody, for hanging with us. Easy. We love it. Tonight's theme is Easter episodes, and here's what I have picked out. First off, we have the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Easter special. This is, I believe I have downloaded this over here. Yeah, there's an Easter episode of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon. I believe Rocksteady and Bebop are dressed in Easter bunny outfits at one point as an advertisement. Of course. After that we have Beverly Hills, and this is a later season episode. This is like, I think when this came out. So everybody looks forty-five years old in it, and they're still trying to play young. And it's about Easter. After that we have what I really hope wins. I found an episode of Davy and Goliath, the classic claymation cartoon series. made by the Lutheran Church, I believe. Oh, really? That's the deal with that? Yeah, like the Lutheran Convention funded it and everything. So, yeah, they have an Easter episode of that. And then we have the Easter episode of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And after... And, uh, which is also fun. Yeah. Uh, and then our wild card from last week, the little mermaids Island, they made a pilot of the little mermaid that was live action. So there was a live action aerial and, uh, like a live action flounder and it's, uh, they forget flounders birthday and it was our forgotten birthdays episodes. So. Um, yeah, some good options. I put that link in the chat. We'll give you guys a moment to, oh, did I put the wrong link? Someone just said wrong link. Did I put the stream yard link again? Oh, I put the clubhouse link. Oh boy. We're having a time this week, everybody. Are we having a time? Some weeks you're just jumping over every hurdle great and you're doing awesome, and then some week you're just bumping into everything and doing all you can. Okay, I just put the real link in the chat. Yeah, I'm just double-checking. I have everything in our iClude. And we've got another donation here. Oh, nice. This one comes from Eric McKeddon and BlueEyedLadyXIV. Thank you so much, you guys. Oh, thank you so much, Eric and BlueEyedLady. Eric says, we're looking forward to meeting everyone in May. Oh, I think they're going to the show that Mary Jo's doing in Minneapolis. Oh, sick. Love it. Very cool. Can David Lynch and Brack promote the show for everyone else? Yes! My good friend Mary Jo Peel from the state of Minnesota will be hosting Riff Trax and Friends along with Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy. Yeah, Joe... Tickets are on sale now! So if you're living out in the Minnesota area, you're like, yeah, it's still pretty cold out here, you know? It's like, you know, it's springtime most places. Minnesota's still cold. Needs an indoor activity. You need to watch some movie riffing. You can go watch a thing over there. Yes. Tickets are on sale now. It's at the Parkway Theater. May fifteenth at six thirty p.m. It's only fifteen dollars. Is that real? It's only fifteen dollars. Why isn't everyone going to this? I'm going to drop that link in the chat. Fifteen smackarones. it is riff tracks and friends comedy night. It's going to be built for a bit. Mary Jo Peel, Kevin Murphy, and they're going to be hosting a bunch of their favorite guests, some standups, some storytelling, some music. Uh, it's going to be excellent. Everyone should go. That sounds sick. Yeah. All right. Should we see, uh, let's see, let's see what wins this. I'm hope, I hope Davey and Goliath so much. And thank you, Aaron McKeddon and, uh, the wide lady. Oh, did you say what the wild card is, too? Yeah, I said it was Little Mermaid's Island. All right, cool. I missed that. Nice. I think this has the potential to be a Mystery Hour classic. Ooh. This is, it's not just kind of goofy, but yeah, it is in the iCloud, so if you go. Got it. Let's download that. Very nice. Here, let me attend to the sound while you're doing that. Yeah, get that music down. Get that music down. I hope everybody's ready to learn a valuable life lesson. This is what, have you ever seen Davy and Goliath before? Do you know what it is, Chris? I know what it is more from like parodies of it. Yeah, from like moral and stuff like that. Right, exactly. All right, here we go. I'm so excited for this. How long is this? Like, twenty minutes. Twenty-something minutes. Pretty short. Ooh, nice and crisp print we got here. This is from the Lutheran Church's official YouTube page. I'm mixing up the Kool-Aid for the party that Minister Jones is having later. Was he knocked unconscious by the colander and he has a vision of the Easter Bunny? Is it one of those episodes? He looks like Rick Moranis in Ghostbusters. They do an Easter cake? Did you ever make a big to-do about Easter growing up, Chris? Like dyed eggs, that's about it. okay yeah because we were still trying to be religious when I was a kid so it was like a little bit of a to-do but me what are you two arguing about who gets to lick the icing bowl so me can they all hear the dog talk or or is this like a son of sam situation where only davy has the dog Kill, Davey, kill. You should shoot them all, Sam. Shoot all of them. There's a movie for someone to make, a Davey and Goliath type thing about the son of Sam. I'm pretty sure that's not healthy for a dog. mom was there chocolate in that icing oh no I have to put goliath down all right rascal there's something about that that's just like kind of creepy love you that's good because I love you shoot your shoot your cream right into my mouth mom no no no no happy JLC versus only Davey can hear him. All right. That makes sense. It's like Wilford. Wilford rules. We're under strict Wilford rules in this show. It's in the show writing Bible. Hello? Hi, Davey. You can baseball practice at four o'clock. More dates for Kay with the dating life. I'll practice with her. With your grandmother? You don't know my grandma. She sucks. I'm so happy we're doing this. Oh no, don't eat the flowers. There's something creepy about this animation. Like, yeah, it's just claymation, but it's just a little off. Yeah, it makes me, it gives me, like, dark feelings. I can't explain. It gives me dark feelings. I know what you mean, because it's like, it's like what if Gumby had the vibes of, like, that footage of Bigfoot, you know? Or, like, the Zabruder film. Gumby's pretty creepy too. Grandma has a good throwing arm. Yeah, right. Your grandfather was asleep in the bed right next to that window. Oh, God. No, that's too wide, Grandma. Luckily, I've been stealing windows for years. We keep them in the basement. Yeah, that's more like it. Well, you carry it. I'll bring the potty and the knife. Is that the crate from Creepshow? You're going to run into Gary Busey up there. They should have called Hider in the house, Gary Busey in the house. It would have done so much better at the box office. Gary Busey lives in my walls, just like, yeah, right to the point. I did have a phobia when I was a kid for a long time of, like, there being, like, a hoarder or, like, someone just, like, our squatter living in, like, the house without me knowing it. Don't drop it. Baby, you stink. Take a shower. They find his dad's collection of, like, porno mags in the attic. Rocket Dave asks a great question. What does this have to do with Easter? Oh. Spoke too soon. They made that Easter cake at the beginning, too. Oh, that's right. Grandma shot her cream into Dave and Goliath's mouths. Let's get to work, Davey. TBS. I think I saw Pazuzu. This is like the attic from the Conjuring movie. Yeah. And this is my altar to Paimon, baby. Yeah, it is. It's the same guy to Gumby, right? I'm not sure. But Gumby feels less... Yeah, like you said, there's like a sinister kind of vibe. Yeah. Maybe Gumby's just more colorful, so it feels less... It's like a haunted mansion. Like, why is Goliath okay after falling on glass? This dog's unstoppable. You can feed him whatever. I like how they did that shot, but they made a conscious effort to not give the dog a butthole. I can't use the bathroom, Davey. I have no external genitalia. Oh no, is he going to get into the eggs? You know you want to. It's worse. So they're doing like an egg hunt with real eggs. Well, that just seems like a bad idea to begin with. I guess that's what they used to do back then, is like egg hunts with real eggs, because I'm from the generation where you just get those shitty plastic ones and you fill them up with candy. Candy, yeah. There's something very depression about, here, child, go out in the yard and find this real egg I've hidden under. Oh, it's got a stink in that attic right now. The sulfur is making us high. We did all that work for nothing. We're not mad. Is Goliath going to hump the horse? Oh, yes. What's that coming from Goliath's legs, Grandma? Is that frosting coming out of Goliath? Ew. Ew. I'm Goliath Hanson. Wanna fight? They put Xanax in my dog food. Your father rode that Bronco, Davey. Oh, sorry, fella. Now I'm gonna ride it, too. Next week, we'll bring him downstairs and paint him. Sometimes your grandmother gets on that horse and just rides and rides and rides for hours, even. No reason. This belonged to my grandmother, Davy. It's funny because the... Your grandfather. Your grandfather was Abraham Lincoln. Yeah. Did our grandfather murder Abraham Lincoln? These look like the hats that both him and his wife were wearing at the theater. The jackets will beat the squeeze. Your great-grandfather was John Wilkes Booth, Davey. Put on that Reese's one, Grandma. Insane lore drop for Davey and Goliath. This was a song we sang when I was your age, Davey. Come on, baby, kick them daisies. Downtown ladies sing this song, doo-dah, doo-dah. I move in, I move out. Hands up now, hands down. Back up, back up. Tell me what you want to do now. Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. The Fleetwood Mac reunion looks a lot rougher than I thought it would. When you play it backwards, you can hear the voice of the devil coming through it. Why does he want a J for his sweater? Oh. That's going on YouTube. The dog just starts having like a seizure on the ground. I know. They're still just like. It's funny to watch her animals get hurt. This is like the Patrick Bateman origin story. Come into this dark room where I haven't made the bed. Oh, it's a... And now you're going to wear it, Davey, whether you want to or not. It's a lovely, joyous time. Open your present, dear. It's a human head. It's a severed head. I thought I was going to die. Yeah, I love that they both... It's like the fakest, weirdest laugh. They're just like... Present for you, Goliath. No, you shouldn't have. The dog starts having a heart attack on the ground right after a seizure. The dog's stupid. If we keep the dog in a state of trauma all the time, he won't rise up against us. Oh, my God. Take him to the vet. Wake up, Goliath! Goliath! Oh no! It's okay, Davey, because dogs don't have souls. God says so. You're a very smart dog. You're a professor. Now you look like a real egghead. Alright, so now we're destroying the dog's vision. I mean, come on. Someone needs to call animal services on these people. This poor animal. What does the J stand for? Next week I'll knit Goliath one. I'm a dickhead. Sound off in the chat if you know what the J is for, because his name starts with a D, and Goliath's name starts with a G. All right, John, but one of these days, I'm just going to keep this going. Oh, Dad, can I stay? Now, Davey, you've been there all day long. It's not long enough. Never mind, honey. I'll see you Saturday at the game, and we'll be together Easter. Jorts. Rushmore Ancestors. Jorts. Judas. Jackass. Yes, good one. Jeebus. Jizz. Jizz. Good answer. Ooh, Jor-El. I like that. Jeepers. JV. This kind of looks like the neighborhood Halloween takes place in. That hedge that Michael Myers spied could be right up ahead. Bocutis Suda says, Glynis. Glynis. Do you pronounce it Glynis or Glynis? Another Saturday alone. What is happening here? It's like There's this undercurrent of clinical depression in all of these characters. I know. I like his TV. Gee, who died? No, we're just Lutherans in the sixties. This is just how we act. Awkward? Yeah, what has happened? What is going on here? Davy? Oh, Davy. Oh, no. I didn't do anything, Dad. Son, Grandma died this afternoon. Oh, no. Matt, why are we watching this? In the Easter special? Not Grandma. She's gone, Davey. Jesus. I just saw them making the Easter cake at the beginning and everything. Oh, no. Can we turn this off? I don't like it. Oh, my God. Just yesterday. She was throwing hard balls at me. I know. Grandma's just dead now. What? She was abusing Goliath just yesterday. There's a whole funeral in this Easter. Yeah, let me find a fun Easter special for the kids to watch on Easter morning. Oh, let me pop on Davey and Goliath. That's wholesome. You will come to life again. Oh, my God. His grandpa's ghost is going to visit him. I really don't like this. Trust in God and trust in me. And Jesus promised... It's happening, Chris. His head is huge. It's bigger than everyone else's head. Davy. Wouldn't it be great if grandma visits him like a force ghost, like in Empire Strikes Back? Yeah. Davy. Davy. To play baseball with me again, you must go out in the field. Baby? Are you over your grandma yet? She's been dead for like a whole day. Like, I mean, get over it. Is that his sister? I can't tell. Why does her hair look like an eighteenth century judge? I am alone without grandma. I'm here. We're sorry when we beat the shit out of him. Yeah, Goliath's happy because Grandma was just abusing the crap out of him. He's like, I'll eat that old bitch's eyes out. I don't care. Hello, Jimmy. I'm real sorry about Davey's grandma, Mrs. Hanson. Thank you. Thank you for your condolences, little Bill Burr. Can Davey play in the ball game? I wish he would, Jimmy. I'll tell him. Thanks. of his little mouth thanks davy jimmy's here to go to the ball game with you get out of here mom I'm masturbating I wish you would dear what if I gave you some of my lithium do you think that would help davy is he still in his funeral suit is that what they're implying it's like let the kid hang out by himself yeah is this the same day that this is all happening Davey, have you ever listened to goth music before? I think that could really help you through this time. Davey, this is called Joy Division. He brings over his dad's flashlight. Look, I have like nine head injuries, Davey, and I'm still going. That old bitch had it coming, Davey. Play him some ball. Davey? What? Grandma sure did like ball games. But you haven't fed me in two weeks. Why, I wouldn't miss your games. Come on, Davey. The jiggits need you. Okay. There's no privacy on this show. Everyone's just opening doors, looking for windows. Is this going to be like Field of Dreams now, but with Davey and Goliath? If you build it, Davey, your grandma's ghost will come. That is the most depressing second basement I've ever seen. I'll be cheering for you. I took a shit out in the outfield, Davey. You need to go pick it up. She can't. She's gone. And I killed her. Wow, that kid doesn't have quite the arm that Grandma did. Grandma can throw a mean baseball. Clonk. This really does have nothing to do with Easter anymore, though, which I think is weird. They made the Easter cake, and then the dog broke the eggs. That was it. They could have just sped up the film a little bit here. Yeah, this is the most low-energy baseball game that I've ever seen. Yeah, J.Cook Hilarious is like, use the force, Davey. Yeah, it'd be great if, yeah, like, Grandma's voice came to Davey while he's pitching, like, at the end of Star Wars. Use the force, Davey. Let go, Davey. Davey, you turned off your targeting computer. What's wrong? Three runs, Davey. I forgot to catch the way Grandma told me. You need a basket, Davey? Have you heard of Zoloft, Davey? Hey, Davey, what's the matter with you? I do not feel quite okay about that black character. I know. I'm sorry, fellas. Let's, uh... I mean, clearly, he's not in the mood to play. Like, why are you forcing him? Ugh. Davey, I know what'll help you. It's called beer. I stole some from my parents' place. Watching this, though, I totally see how a show like Moral Oral could come along and just parodying this, you can have just seasons of entertainment, just all the weird scenarios you can put this type of character in. Does he have glaucoma now? Yeah, Dan Wally, suck it up, Davey. This might be the most depressing thing I've ever seen. This is the saddest Easter special that's ever been put on film. I thought this would be good for a laugh. I thought the Lutherans would do better than this for Easter. Easter's the story of like, you know, it's so sad that Jesus died, but he rose for you. Grandma's voice is coming from the record. I cannot believe they did this. So she died on Friday, they buried her on Saturday, and then he played a game the same day? It sounded like you were doing the Solomon Grundy, like... Yeah. Born on a Monday. Solomon Grandma, born on a Monday. Buried on a Tuesday. happy easter from grandma to davey her hand just pops out of the cake all the dye in this cake will change your poop color davey her freshly dug grave jesus now her body will return to the earth davey grandma loved easter Easter is a lovely, joyous time. But now she doesn't love anything, Davey. She's dead. Wait, I have an idea, Davey. Have you heard of the Necronomicon, Davey? What'll I do without her? We can bring her back. We'll be together Easter. No, not Easter. We just take her bones up to the pet cemetery. We can bring her back, Davey. Isn't he home? Sometimes dead is better, Davey. He left the ball game a long while ago. Oh, my God. I thought you said this was like twenty minutes. It is. It's been an hour. If we've been watching this for twenty four minutes, it's got like two or three minutes left. Come along with me now, Davey. Come where? Oh, it's we're back to Easter again. Maybe Grandma will rise from the dead like Jesus did three days later. Y'all can still hear me, right? I had to mute for a second. Okay. The death of your grandma is nowhere near as traumatic as the death of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Grandma wanted to see the Easter plate. And wanted you to see. Grandma loved watching Jesus get the shit beat out of him. Poor Davy. Goliath digs Grandma's grave up. I brought you Grandma's hand, Davy. It's about what happened to Jesus. Oh, boy. Here we go. Those Roman pillars represent the place where Pontius Pilate sentenced Jesus to death. There's the cross he had to carry. And Jesus' enemies made him wear a crown of sharp thorns. Yes. Then, along a road like that, and up a hill, he carried the cross. It's all very literal. I don't see why Grandma thought Easter is happy. It happened right over there. Did they make this play for, like, deaf people that they nailed to the cross? Dad, did Jesus really die? And over there, the Mel Gibson statue stands for the commercialization of his death that'll happen many years later. Then on Easter morning... There come some actors. Oh, only two people came to our play. This sucks. Well, all right. Easter morning. What will we do without Jesus? We will never see him. Never be with him again. Of course, they were all incredibly white. They've taken Jesus away. Why are you crying? They've taken Jesus from his tomb. He's gone. He's gone. He has been raised from the dead. You'll see him again. Be with him again. Oh. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Can we go back to the dead grandma? I know. I prefer that over all the weird Jesus talk. This is what Easter is. And also eggs and bunnies and stuff. Yeah, but what about grandma? And that's the promise he makes to us. Does that mean he'll raise Grandma too? Yes, Davy. This is the John Dacre song, Mr. Z Natural. Then I'll see her again. I'll be with her again. Someday when I'm dead, I'll see her again. I can't wait to die, Goliath. Well, I learned a lesson. Losing a grandparent sucks. But it doesn't suck as much as religious indoctrination. Thanks, Art. My grandma died a year ago. Almost exactly a year ago. It wasn't quite like this. Yeah. It's very soothing, though. Yeah, a little bit. I still just like when you were like, this makes me feel dark. It does, though. I've always kind of had any kind of religious stuff, though. Since I was a kid, it's always kind of freaked me out. This is probably some of the normaler religious stuff out there, you know? It still gives me the creeps. Easter. Yeah, what should we do to fill out this Easter special? How about a dead grandma plot? The kids will love that. Oh, my God. That was so fucked up. Wow. Baby and Goliath, everyone. Wow. You voted on it. You all wanted to see it. We kept on watching the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 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