Emmy Martian continues her riff of the 1991 Dark Shadows revival movie pilot! Featuring: The world's first carpeted hospital! Now with even more real walking! Plus, more real doors! More real orange juice! And Lots of fake blood loss! And oh yeah, Barnabus finally shows his face and (Spoiler) graces us with even more antiquated house renovation tips!!!

Hold on to your canes, Emmy Martian's changed things up this time around! Join her as she riffs part one of the 1991 Dark Shadows reboot!! Starring Barbara Steele, Roy Thinnes, and Jim Henson's Joseph Gordon Levitt babies!!!

Brother Ichabod returns for the long-awaited FOURTH episode of The Witching Hour to watch an afterschool special about the dangers of singing street gangs, and is shocked to discover that Shamian has fallen in with a rough crowd.

Brother Ichabod returns to host yet another Witching Hour, this time with an afterschool special about the dangers of VD! Plus: Ichabod gets his mind off things by taking Shamian to the park.

Miss Emmy Martian riffs on episode 221 of Dan Curtis’s gothic soap opera Dark Shadows!

Miss Emmy Martian riffs on episode 220 of Dan Curtis’s gothic soap opera Dark Shadows!

Miss Emmy Martian riffs on episode 219 of Dan Curtis’s gothic soap opera Dark Shadows!

Miss Emmy Martian riffs on episode 218 of Dan Curtis’s gothic soap opera Dark Shadows!

Matt & Emmy & Chris watch the 1989 psychological thriller HIDER IN THE HOUSE, a movie starring Gary Busey as a man who begins living in an empty home's attic, then continues to live there well after Mimi Rogers & Michael McKeen's family moves in. Things go from bad to worse and then even worse because... well, Busey.

Miss Emmy Martian riffs on episode 217 of Dan Curtis’s gothic soap opera Dark Shadows!

Matt, Emmy & Chris close out the Dumb Telethon by watching the 1998 made-for-tv movie Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. for the first LIVE edition of Matt & Emmy & Chris, and also unlock some amazing announcements!

Matt & Emmy & Chris watch the 1985 made-for-TV movie Terror At London Bridge, starring David Hasselhoff as a detective on a quest to track down a time-traveling Jack the Ripper!

Miss Emmy Martian riffs on episode 216 of Dan Curtis’s gothic soap opera Dark Shadows!

Dave, Dez and Chris join forces for a special reunion episode of The Dave Hill Goodtime Hour with very special guest Chris Murphy from the iconic Canadian band SLOAN! Recorded live August 13, 2024.

Miss Emmy Martian riffs on episode 215 of Dan Curtis’s gothic soap opera Dark Shadows!

Dez and Chris watch the 2006 remake of The Wicker Man, a movie starring Nicolas Cage as a cop on a mission to beat women and Ellen Burstyn as the leader of a cult that worships hampers and baskets.

Dave, Dez and Chris team up to watch the absolutely amazing Bollywood film DISCO DANCER on Twitch!

Matt, Emmy and Chris team up on 4/20 for a Dumb Industries Special Presentation: Four Twenty Twenty Twenty Four! The trio hang loose and watch Dark Side of the Rainbow and some Bigfoot & Wildboy!

Matt & Emmy & Chris watch the 1999 remake of House on Haunted Hill!

Miss Emmy Martian riffs on episode 214 of Dan Curtis’s gothic soap opera Dark Shadows!

Miss Emmy Martian riffs on episode 213 of Dan Curtis’s gothic soap opera Dark Shadows!

Miss Emmy Martian riffs on episode 212 of Dan Curtis’s gothic soap opera Dark Shadows!

Miss Emmy Martian riffs on episode 211 of Dan Curtis’s gothic soap opera Dark Shadows!

Miss Emmy Martian riffs on episode 210 of Dan Curtis’s gothic soap opera Dark Shadows!

Matt & Emmy & Chris watch the 8th movie in the never-ending Halloween franchise, Halloween: Resurrection!

Matt & Emmy & Chris watch the 1997 pilot for the Justice League of America!

Matt & Emmy & Chris watch the 1996 made-for-TV X-Men movie, Generation X!

Matt & Emmy & Chris watch the Lifetime Christmas movie starring David Hasselhoff, The Christmas Consultant!

Matt & Emmy & Chris watch the 1959 Vincent Price/William Castle classic, House on Haunted Hill!

Brother Ichabod returns to torture you SINNERS once again with yet another Afterschool Special, this time on the topic of teenage shoplifting!

Brother Ichabod tortures all you SINNERS with the worst fate imaginable: having to sit through an ABC Afterschool Special starring Scott Baio!