Matt & Chris quit bickering for a couple hours to present an all-new episode of the Dumb Industries Mystery Hour to recap and preview some busy weeks at Dumb Industries, and then preemptively celebrate their birthdays by hoping viewers would pick an episode of TV in which it’s someone’s birthday…. BUT EVERYONE FORGOT! Unfortunately, viewers aren’t having it and decide to watch Candid Camera.

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Monday, April 7, 2025 @ 8pm ET: Super Dumb Bros. Play Looney Tunes Games

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Tuesday, April 22, 2025 @ 8pm ET: Movie Jo Night: The Horror at 37,000 Feet

Feature Presentation: Candid Camera (1973)

Transcript: Hey, what's going on in here, man? Everything's gonna be all right. I know it was a tough day out there and everything, but we're gonna make it this year. We're gonna work hard this year, and the blue wave is gonna be rolling, baby. The work is tough and the days are long. I've been working out and getting strong. We're pushing hard to reach our goal. And the blue wave is on the roll. We've got the others on the run. And we won't lay back till we're done. We're aiming for the Super Bowl. And the blue wave is on a roll. Step right up the line, line up and give the ball a high. Then run it in, turn and spin and give that ball a spine. Shot the pass and let it soar, harm it in the Seahawks score. We work as one because we're a team. And now we're reaching for the dream. And the blue wave is on the roll. Because the Blue Raid is on the run! It's okay to leave your dog in a hardcore It's okay to leave your dog in a hardcore Nothing bad could possibly happen John, do you mind telling me about the song, It's Okay to Leave Your Dog in a Hot Car? I don't quite remember that one very well. But you know, it was the sixties, we didn't know any better. I think George actually wrote that one. It was all John's idea, yeah. He knew exactly what he was talking about, you know. He bloody hated dogs. When he wasn't ruthlessly stomping them on the streets, he would cook them up in a stew and eat them. I can't really say I blame him though. Little bastards. Jake, what the hell is that? You know the birthday song? Yeah, the famous one that usually puts everybody to sleep. Oh, yeah, you mean the one we were trying to sing when you interrupted. Well, kiss that snooze fest goodbye, because I wrote a new one. And from now on, whenever someone blows out candles or unties a ribbon, this is what their waitresses will be singing. Deep within the womb of time, a creed should thus be born. The seed of life is united with the egg of tyranny. Death is fought from within the womb of life for three quarter of nine a year. The creed should thus be born. The creed should thus be born. This is Zach Wilde. The Zaza's old guy. The man knows his way around five strings. You're telling me that this is the new birthday song. Gee willikers, it must be obvious day on Camp Stupid. What it's called is Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary. It came to, uh, Geddy and I in a dream. Geddy? Geddy Lee. Meet singer Rush. Rush, got a loop. Will you shut up when the big people are talking? He happens to be extremely highly paid for his input on this project. Tell me this fades out right here. All right, hang on. Okay, see, this is where you're supposed to say the number of years. I'm going to rewind it. You do it. Okay, here we go. Okay. Yeah! Say it! How many years are you? Just say how old you are and be quiet. I don't know. All right. You're just ruining this song. What are you, fifty-fives? Fifty-six? Yes, I'm fifty-five. Fifty-five bells! You've got to be kidding me, Shane. No one's going to sing this. Well, they better. Because otherwise, how am I going to pay Zach Wilde for his priceless participation in my project? See, I've got to get royalties on this. It's done, right? Hang on. We're going to repeat this verse again. Then there's another verse about the death cycle, which Zach and I both feel is really important to the piece. That's it. This sucks. You can't have birth without death. It's the duplicitous edge which we all walk upon. Dave Mustaine from Megadeth here, and we're gonna talk a little bit about concert etiquette today. When you go to a concert and you decide that you're gonna throw stuff up at the stage, I don't know why you do that. That's gotta be the stupidest thing in the world. Throwing bottles, if the glass hits the artist, it could injure them, the concert's over. It's not a trash can up there. And when you take your shoes off and throw them up on the stage, that's not cool either. I'm perfectly cool with the two shoes I have on my feet. I don't know why you do that. We're gonna set people up outside of our concerts and if you come up, if you come out and you have less than two shoes on, you're in trouble. And as far as using lasers, Totally uncool. I don't need dermabrasion. I've had radiocarototomy done, and it just disrupts things. Now, there was a time where spitting on people was cool, but that ain't cool either. You know, depending on what's in your snot, who knows what's going to happen. Think before you do that. Don't do that at concerts. It's just not cool. Bow down before the one you serve. I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? Breathe in. down your umbilical noose despite all my rage I'm still just a rat in a cage winona's got herself a big brown beaver behind the boat house I'll show you my dark secret oh no I've said too much parents not included the edge minnesota's new rock alternative I haven't said enough Gino will then get ready to oil the track. I'll just get in here and put my knee against the pad, embrace myself. Gino has to make this run twice, once for each side of the track. Growing up as a kid, I was afraid of the coasters, especially the Jackrabbit. My first job was working on the Jackrabbit. I ended up being a manager for three years. Prepare yourself for the final test. On one side of the scale is your heart. On the other side, I shall place a feather. If your heart is light and free of evil thoughts, it will rise up and you will become a star. If it is too heavy, it will sink down and you will remain on Earth forever. Let the test begin. Oh, no. I am sorry, Kusaku. Your heart is too heavy. It's not fair. Not fair! Well, he's just a little boy, and he's been alone for four thousand years with no one to love him. VeggieTales wasn't allowed to portray Jesus as a vegetable. The Creator's mother said that wasn't right. Cause Christians wouldn't dare to render Jesus in a form that's unaligned with what he probably looked like. They also couldn't show the vegetables feeling God's redemption, cause that honor is reserved for man alone. And I agree, Christians would never take a random food and burden it with sacred undertones. The world is off its rocker, and perhaps it's time we made a little change. So I say, let Jesus be a vegetable. Let those poor vegetables be saved. When Jesus had his run, let Broccoli Jesus take his place. Let Jesus be a vegetable. Let those damn vegetables find God. It's time we ditch the wafers, salts, of kale and bless it as the bar. Let Jesus be a vegetable. Let those poor vegetables be saved. We curse the fruit that caused the fall, but greens would never let us stray. My Jesus, you're a vegetable, and all our vegetables are blessed. This world could use a miracle. Let's put these veggies to the test. Everybody, sing this song with us. To your heart Tell me your life Don't be worried if I do this time If you wanna take a look around There's nothing that matters when it's down And the sun goes to everyone Run away to another place In the night you're looking for the man Come on. Are you happy? We are happy to stay here with you. It's a wonderful, it's a wonderful. He's the little man who wears the stone And he's so close to everyone We're all in another place In the night you're looking for the man And you're gonna never get it here Just as close as you are to one We're all in another place Yeti! Yeti! We say to you, happy Christmas! And a wonderful new year! Yeah! I want to lease you your money! Clap your hands! Spasibo, Moscow! I love you, Moscow! Yeah, yeah! yeah thank you very much it's very foggy entered the dry ice corridor Come in, gentlemen. Okay. You have no choice. You may stop there. So we're not really fully in. The late show starts at ten-thirty. You're Professor Cool. Professor Cool? Was he Fonzie? What do you mean, you were? Now I cosplay as Gandalf. Now I hold a position of a much higher order. Washroom attendants. I presume you're like the others. Weird as fuck. no will of your own that reminds me I should update my will you take your orders from that thing on your back there is nothing on my back except sciatica that's what it tells you and these glass pillars there's nothing in them I suppose you speak directly to me with minimal data charges coming soon to weird and wonderful wednesday watch alongs I think I gambled away my girlfriend's soul to the devil today by accident. Are you really the devil? Yes, I am. Would you like some soup? This is breaking the rules, you know. I work for the one who makes the rules. What does he plan to do? Who does he think he is anyway? I won't do it. I refuse. What are you talking about? The apocalypse. Armageddon, Armageddon, and Joseph. How may I direct your call? Oh no, Emperor Palpatine's here to see him now. The fate of the future, am I right? You and your rebel friends are about to... I am here to teach you the meaning of Christmas. What is this place? Tell me, why am I here? It's dark and... I think you and your friends will find solstice fully operational. Is this mine? True. His name is Jesus Cleese. Jesus Cleese. sorry I misspelled some success it's almost better that way oh that's yeah seriously I love that drawing that is an excellent drawing okay the blue shirt that's my rendering of a beach I love it people Oh, and that should get this baby out of me. I'm sure the point of this is not for me to clarify. This is why I hate games. I love it better that way, Mary Jo. Get this baby out of me. I'm here, bitches. It's Yeti time. The Yeti's such a natural showman, look at him. Mr. Yeti, we hear you're dating Victoria Principal, is that true? Oh, he's so hot. Yeti not mad, Yeti just disappointed. Yeti only takes pictures for charity. No more flashes, please, please don't. Keeps forgetting to mention that. Yeti only do selfies. We've never seen a kaiju corrupted by fame before, this is great. me want me own sitcom his ego's bigger than he is now everybody run he's lost his mind he wanted a bigger cut from his tour he's upset success went to his head he's fired his manager get me new agent now swing and a miss Thank you. Oh, my God. You're on mute, Matt. Oh, it might be intentional. No, I'm here. Hey, everybody. You all right? What, were you just taking a run? A little bit. I was getting the last of my packing done before I'm going to go out to see Inga tomorrow, and I was running to get the last of my laundry picked up, and a few other odds and ends, and I was cutting it close. If you could have seen me, not just ten minutes ago, it was like, what if the plot of Run Lola Run, but with an out-of-shape thirty-four-year-old just trying to get his laundry, and... I wasn't sure at first. I was like, is this a bit you're doing or something? I get a lot of breath, but no. No, I'm legitimately out of breath. I'm bad at time management. My hair is doing something really weird. I apologize, everyone. You're good. With me getting everything, I didn't even get a chance to bathe. Usually Mondays are my grungy stream, and I try to be a little bit more put together for the Thursday ones. But you know what? We're here together every week. We've gotten to know each other well enough. You might put a hat on. It looks fine. Oh, always had that nearby. You've got like the Luke Skywalker Return of the Jedi hair going where he's got that like weird like front like kind of comb over but not really. I know. Available at Dumb Industries. Welcome everyone to the Dumb Industries Mystery Hour. Matt is recovering from a stroke. He's dying. And I, Chris Gersbeck, am here as usual every Thursday. and um wow we have a fun show tonight matt your birthday is like in a few days it's tomorrow it's tomorrow or it's or I guess it's sad no no today's saturday okay no tomorrow's okay yes it's saturday my bad I you you freak me out for a second um but it is the twelfth minus the fifteenth um have you ever matt have you ever had a birthday where well all right let's discuss this week's thing first yeah have you ever had a birthday before um It's a trope in movies, TV, whatever, stories, where it's someone's birthday. Yeah, a lot more during the eighties and nineties. Yes. A little bit two thousands, but yeah. It's someone's birthday. But everyone forgot. What the hell? Usually it's like they're in a larger family. It's just like, there's so much going on. It's usually like a middle child in a larger family or something like that. But yeah, that was a very common trope. We had a lot of people on our social media being like, what does forgotten birthdays mean for tonight? And that's exactly what it is. We've got for our... our big oh jesus god for our I really am feeling a year older today because it used to be like not even five years ago I'd be like oh I can jog up here and get my laundry and then jog up to the seven eleven and grab a drink and come back no problem it'll be fine but I'm like jesus god is that where you go to the seven eleven to get your code reds I assume it's like a deli or something Well, it's, yeah, I mean, that's the closest quote deli that has a Code Red in it. I actually didn't get anything to drink today. I was kind of, I was just running around and doing other stuff. But anyway, yeah. Forgotten birthdays, that's our thing. Yeah, people have already mentioned this in the chat. Sixteen candles, of course, Razor's Edge says. Yeah. There's a lot. There's a lot of examples, and we found some really good episodes of TV. Yeah, we've got two pretty typical classic examples, one that's a little newer, and then one that I thought was just so random and kind of weird that I also included it. Matt Mercenario says, hydrate. Never. Gojira says, I got winded edging my lawn today. What were you doing to your lawn? I've gotten winded edging before, too. Oh, no, wait. I think we're talking about something else. Anyway. Oh, and I also want to mention up top. Oh, Treadwell J is here. That amazing Barnaby Jones Mads are Back mashup video was done by Treadwell J. He sent it to me last week. It's so amazing. And he updated it with Kevin McDonald. uh in the it was a lot of fun there uh thank you so much jay that was so amazing we love it and uh thank you so much for sending it our way yeah all the credit goes to that was just totally unsolicited sometimes you guys are just amazing you send us stuff and it's just like yeah um we have a lot of examples of that and uh yeah we're going to talk more about the mads in a little bit um we're going to recap everything that's happened in dumb we're going to preview things that are coming up we got some amazing giveaways tonight including uh we're going to do a download for a free download for our recently released movies are dumb yeti the giant of the it it no no keep going I just have adhd and I don't know when to to chime in on things um and uh we'll also give away we're gonna do a raffle for a ticket to that mads live stream on tuesday and we're gonna raffle off a seat to jackie naman jones's class this saturday jackie naman jones paint parties jackie's watching with us live yay hi jackie um so that's going to be super fun though we got a lot to we got a lot to get into um yeah and we're also going to have a little intermission video about halfway through tonight oh yes birthday tastic we might not watch the whole thing have you ever dealt with that situation where you've gone like a whole day no one it's harder with social media yeah I don't think my family ever has. I've definitely had, I mean, we've talked about this before, when you're born in mid-April, it's kind of just, it's a bad time to have a birthday in general, because when you're in school, that's when exam stuff is kind of happening, and you get older, and then that's when... tax stuff is happening like all around your birthday it's like people have never had like less uh mental bandwidth for fun or less money than around the times that that we were born so it was this is true yeah and um schools in new york city are closed next week I would have loved for school to have been closed during my birthday I don't recall any any time in the past that that has happened I don't know if it's a new thing. They're doing it in April, spring break in April now. I don't know. But I remember my birthday falling on Easter. That's probably happened to you a couple of times. That's happened to me at least once. Yeah. I remember one year when I was a kid, my birthday fell on Easter and my parents... My parents collaborated with the Easter Bunny and got me a giant Galactus from the Silver Surfer cartoon figure for my Easter birthday in nineteen ninety six, seven, whenever that show was. Yeah, I love it. Yeah. Good stuff. How about you? Have you ever had I'm trying to think birthday drama? I mean, you know, I only have the one sibling and my parents were always good about that stuff. I don't think it ever it ever passed by anyone or like it's just I don't know. It's a it's got to be like I mean I I've had birthdays where I've wanted to just die the whole time you know that's pretty common I mean that's pretty common most days but that's basically my everyday yeah like yeah and um you know birthdays there's a lot of expectation I think you in your own head you wind up like all these things and then it just kind of happens and it's really grand scheme of things just like any other day you know Yeah, it's just another day. But yeah, I guess it's happened to enough sitcom writers that they've written that into literally every sitcom. So that's what we're going to watch tonight. It's Chris's birthday and nobody else remembers that. He wakes up in the morning, then he does a live stream. How about that? It's just another day. Yeah, I'm going to be working on my birthday this year. It's just another day. I want to mention before we get into it, head to Blue Sky, everyone. That's where it's at. Blue Sky. Oh, that's what I was doing. We're on Dumb Industries is on Blue Sky. So am I. So is Jackie. So is Emmy. Matt. I'm on Blue Sky technically now. I just haven't done anything with mine. Oh, good to know. Good to know. So you can go find me. I keep saying, because I never really jumped on the trying to be a Twitter personality, because I always kind of felt in the past that people who try to be funny on Twitter are trying to build a brand, whereas I just try to be funny because I'm mentally ill, which is why I mainly... stuck to Facebook and stuff like that in the past, but the future is wide open, so maybe I'll start porting some of my greatest hits jokes from my private Facebook over to my Blue Sky. Matt Reiser's greatest hits. My greatest hits. Blue Sky is also where we've been doing giveaways on there, and that's been going really well, so another perk of following us on there, you might win some cool stuff. Also, our Discord server, discord.dumb-industries.com, a great direct line into the dumb community. I think we have almost two thousand people. For better or worse. For better or worse. We're a bunch of weirdos and we all hang out there all day, every day. If you would like to know what's going on in our company and then have a fight with a random person about Sherlock Holmes adaptations, this is the place for you. Wait, did that happen to you? No, it's... But there is lively debate that happens on there. Yes, but it's cool. You're making it sound like it's a nightmare. It's fun debate. It's definitely not a nightmare. It's like when Matt and I argue about Rogue One. It's kind of like that. You can watch it a couple weeks ago. It's, you know, kind of like that. Maybe less hate involved. Less hate. Less me telling Chris to go fuck his mom when he, you know, like... God. Matt, this is a family program. Okay. We know each other. Our insults get personal when you're... That's true. Have you ever experienced this? You probably have, Matt, where... I don't know if you've ever worked a door at a comedy club, but you've been in plenty of comedy clubs where... I think like someone goes there for the first time and think that like they it's like on them to be funny so they kind of go out of their way to like joke with the door person or something and sometimes like people would just get like mean it would just be like like they're like oh we're gonna stand up and they would just be like hey why don't you uh seat us too while you're at it it's like what yeah no sit down grab a drink Why don't you leave the funny to us? I know you've definitely had this happen since we've started doing this job where we'll be hanging out with people watching a movie and then they'll think that because we do what we do and we're watching a movie that they need to be making jokes during the movie. It's like, my guy, we're just hanging out, man. You don't have to... yeah I used to um I had a friend that would come to movies are dumb when we did movies are dumb live I had a friend who lived nearby who would just show up drunk and just start shouting shit and I had to tell him like hey it's it's not really that's not the deal this is this isn't about you yeah it's it's yeah you gotta stop doing look look I barely want to be here doing this why do you why are you And also, you can watch tonight's program completely ad-free over at dumb-industries.com slash mystery hour. Totally free to join. And if you send in a donation of any dollar amount over at dumb-industries.com slash donate, we will give you a shout out. in the form of one of our patented terrible impressions. Or, you know, just ask us a question. Answer a question. Yeah, whatever. If you have a weird request for me, I think I've still got that mousetrap around from when I was doing the witching hour live thing. I set off on my fingers. Y'all want me to do that again? I'm easy, whatever. I'll do. Just about whatever for a dollar. You can tell I was one of those kids when I was younger where someone was like, we'll give you a dollar, Matt, if you stick your head in the toilet. And I was like, alright. I want my two dollars. So this is the kind of adult I have. Two dollars! Two dollars! We have our first donation of the night. Mateo. This is a good one. This one comes from our good friend Oliver. Oliver. oliver thank you hopefully our buddy oliver and not oliver like from the from like the play like the orphan like oliver twist you know his last initial is t please sir I want I want some impressions please impressions you want impressions you say There's Oliver. There's Oliver. That's when I met Oliver in Minneapolis last year at the Rift Tracks. That's him with Mary Jo Peel. Oh, nice. He cropped me out of the photo, but that was there. Thanks, Oliver. Oliver says, do Henry Kissinger and Paul Stanley singing Never Gonna Give You Up as a Rick Roll? Huh. Okay. How can we do that as a Rickroll, though? Because we have to say we're going to do something else, and then we do that, right? All right. Okay, let's pretend we're at a karaoke bar, and we're going to do Dancing in the Dark, okay? I think you're thinking this through too much. I think if we just did, never going to give you up. But I want it to be a Rickroll, too. All right, everybody. We're going to sing a song from Les Mis for all of you now. I'm gonna give you Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. People, we've known each other for so long. You're hard to thank him, but you're too shy to say it. The real commitments, what's been going on? People! Oh, that's just a little taste, everyone. We'll be doing that all night. Head to dumb-industries.com slash donate. Hey! All right, Matt. We have fun here. We got a lot to get into. Let's keep this train rolling. 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It's gonna get to a point soon where, like, uh, by the time we die, you'll be able to put together, like, Videodrome-esque, just avatars of us, like, not even using AI, just using, like, various clips, as in the film Videodrome, and you can just construct an entire consciousness out of us. Yes. We'll be like, uh, we'll be like, uh, that, that one scientist in Captain America, the Winter Soldier, that just, like, lived in the computer, and, uh, Oh, like the Toby... The Dr. Zola or whatever his name was. Is that Toby Jones? Toby Huss, maybe? No, Toby Jones, you're right. Toby Huss is the bad guy from a James Bond Die Another Day, the best James Bond film. Yeah. Maggie Jones' son. But yeah, so that's free to join. We've watched a whole bunch of shit. Bigfoot and Wildboy, multiple episodes of Baywatch Nights, Supermarket Sweep, we watched the weird science TV show. There's a whole bunch of stuff. Basically anything you can imagine that you can do with this show concept, we have done. And now we're here. So it's like... See, this is why we need you guys. Toby Huss, Oliver says, Toby Huss was Arnie on Pete and Pete. Yeah, he was Arnie. And he was also the whiz on Seinfeld, I think. Really? I think, yes. Oh, Oliver Lang says Toby Stevens was, maybe Toby Stevens was the bad guy in Die Another Day. I have to look up the movie die another day toby's out there's too many there's too many red-headed toby's out there whatever the one who's maggie jones's son is the one from he played goose gustav graves already the strongest man in the world have you ever seen die another day before yes I saw that in the theater I did too I remember not I remember thinking it was real like it the franchise had taken a turn. I was like, this is run its course. I love the Pierce Brosnan, James Bonds more than most people. I mean, I like Goldeneye, but the other ones are all kind of meh. I even like World is Not Enough okay. I mean, it's shit, but it's hilarious to watch Denise Richards try to be a nuclear physicist and the guy from The Full Monty is the villain who can feel no pain. And then there's like a chase sequence inside an oil pipeline that doesn't make any sense. Wow. There's some good stuff in that one. Madonna was in Die Another Day, right? It was Madonna and Halle Berry? Yeah, Madonna did the horrible theme song to it too, which is maybe the worst Bond theme song. I'm gonna wake up, yes and no. Guess I'll die another day. they gotta go back to I mean I I know they did like I think like adele did one of them and like jack white might have done one but yeah the jack white turner did golden eye yeah I don't think it's been topped since like I'm surprised they haven't got lana del rey to do a bond theme because it seems like she was like bread in a lab to do one of those like that would be perfect um maybe like I may think like rihanna did one but I mean come on we need because like billy eilish did the last one right which oh that's a pretty was fine but that's pretty that's a good pick though I like billy eilish um but yeah the jack white one it's a fine song it doesn't sound like a bond theme but of course that's also the the quantum of solace which is maybe the weakest of the daniel craig ones I think yeah well anyway Anyway, this is now the James Bond podcast where we're going to be discussing various James Bond films. Amazon has the rights now and they're doing a Moneypenny prequel. Did you know that? It's going to be right up there with the Alfred the Butler prequel that we make fun of all the time. They're going to run that franchise right into the ground. Right into the ground. Right into the fucking ground. Anyway, Bond! Speaking of things that were made without any kind of brain power put into them whatsoever, the Mads are back. The Brain Eaters. That was almost a valid segue. The Brain Eaters is just six dollars through Sunday with Promo code Nemoy. I had to scroll to read that promo code. So yeah, if you want to watch a movie about a brain-eating alien thing and then watch Leonard Nemoy pop up as someone who looks vaguely like Father Time in the last ten minutes, the preview we put in the free show, six bucks through Sunday. Check that out. It'll also be our full Mads Friday movie this week. So come back tomorrow evening if you'd like a little preview of that before you commit to the steep, steep purchase of six dollars for it. Literally less money than I spent on getting drinks earlier today. So and I should we should mention also. We use Vimeo to sell our downloads. We always have. And they're terrible. And I want to just preface this giveaway with, I've been trying to give promo people win stuff, and I try to give them the code, and no one's been able to redeem them. So we're going to do a giveaway for this. But, um, if you're unable to get it, we will hook you up with something else. We're moving everything over to another platform eventually, like soon, not eventually, like we're taking this very seriously because we're like losing our minds fighting with Vimeo. Yeah. Well, then you have just kind of given up in general. It's a, it's, it is, it is nuts. If any of you can think of a great way to run our Twitch channel without the Vimeo queue, send us some suggestions because that's basically where we're stuck at now to get completely on Vimeo dependent. Major Joe, I'm so glad you asked this. Will our past purchases move over? If we go with this new platform, yes, we're going to have a way to honor all of your past purchases and link them all in one place. Finally, there's no way to do that with Vimeo. We've tried. It's a nightmare. But yeah, we've been testing out that Gumroad thing, and it seems to be working okay so far. It's working good. We tested it out with Movies Are Dumb on Tuesday, and we'll talk more about that in a minute. We've also put Dark Star on there now, I believe, if you want to check that out. Dark Star download, and we put Jackie's audiobook up there and Frank's two audiobooks. Oh, you can do audiobooks on there, too. That's cool. Yeah, you can do everything. And it's like you can get the Gumroad app and watch everything in the app and listen to everything in the app. It's so much better than Vimeo. Nice. I know it sucks to keep moving to different platforms and stuff, but this is going to be worth it. Well, that's why we have a show like this where we can talk to everybody and let you all know that we're not being the president and just jerking everybody around because we can. There's a rhyme and a reason for all of this, and we appreciate your patience there. everybody who's bought something on off gumroad though so far uh let us know how it's been so far do you like your do you like your yeti download have there been any issues with it have you noticed any issues yeah this is your feedback is very important this is the time to talk this is the the company business uh show yeah we need to know what you guys think of it I mean I I played around with gumroad for a while it seemed very easy to navigate and access things uh you don't have to create an account to access stuff you can to link all your purchases in one place but just to buy a download you know you don't have to log into anything which is great um but yeah please email me uh or just say so in the chat or whatever and um let us know how it goes because uh we'd love to move everything over to a platform that isn't collapsing basically it's and we're really sorry if anyone's had issues with uh purchasing downloads lately which by the numbers clearly a lot of people have um we really apologize just shoot us an email if you're having trouble too because we send all those complaints over to vimeo um don't feel like you're just yelling into a void or anything yeah it's a but uh okay see amkr says can't airplay it from my phone at the moment downloaded it fine maybe an iphone issue gonna use usb or hdd yeah airplay is always going to be kind of one of those issues that's a little bit tougher to crack you apparently need some type of special like codec or something as a developer to put that in your playroom or I don't know the gumroad app might have airplay capabilities it wouldn't work for like live stuff but for on demand stuff it definitely would and also if you're using an iphone try using the safari I was using chrome and I was like why can't I airplay um use safari and then you can airplay very easily Matt, we have a few more donations here. Ooh, very nice, very nice. Let's do some shout-outs. And then, actually, let's pick a winner here. We've had this for a while. Yeah, let's figure out who's going to get the... All right, who's going to win the Brave Heroes? Who can it be now? Which is half off through Sunday. From a code Nimoy. Every time I hear the name... Alkanox! Way to go, Alkanox! Congratulations. Congratulations. My ADHD is out of control. I'm like, yeah, let me start an entire story while this thing is choosing a winner. Way to go, Alkanox. Well done. Congrats. Send Chris an email. Every time I hear the name Gumroad, all I can think of is that weird kid song, like the... Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree. Stop, Kookaburra, stop. Kookaburra, save some gum for me. And that's weird because I literally can't remember what I ate for breakfast two days ago, but I remember a song I heard on Barney the Dinosaur back in nineteen ninety three. And that is impressive. OK, we have some donations here. And congratulations, Alconox. Shoot me an email. Chris at dumb dash industries dot com. We will get that download over to you. Yeah. Hang on. Grawlix has a quick note before we move on too much from this topic. Before we commit to Gumroad, talk to some comics people. I remember they were leaving Gumroad in droves a few years ago, but I don't remember if it was a problem with their ownership being politically problematic or using the comics to feed AI. Interesting. We'll look into that. Thank you for the heads up. Yeah, I mean, we're trying it out. It's working so far. It's one of those things where I'm sure in a month we'll discover like, oh, this sucks. And we just won't move everything over. Oh, the owner, it turns out, is actually like a cannibal. Yes, he's a Nazi cannibal. Him and Armie Hammer have been talking cannibal stuff in their personal time. Armie Hammer has a majority share of Gumroad. And Elon Musk has... Army Hammer's a fan of eating the rich. Literally. Okay, we have some donations here. I'm sorry. I've never felt more thirty-four years old in my life than this stream tonight. Okay. What do we got? This one comes from our good friend Ryan S. Thank you so much, Ryan. Ryan, thank you so much. Ryan has requested Carl from Sling Blade singing Loser by Beck. That's a good one. That is a good one. I know most of the words to this, but I just want to make sure that I've got. Because I do know, Ryan, thank you so much for talking to me because I am a loser. Why don't you kill me? You went right past the Spanish there. Do it again. I am a loser, baby. Why don't you kill me? Let me tell you a little story, because in the time of them there chimpanzees, I was a monkey. Mutating my veins, and I'm out to cut the junkie with the plastic eyeballs, spray paint them vegetables, dog food stalls with them. Their beefcake pantyhose, probably the type of beefcake they use in that potted meat I get from the store down the street. Kill the headlights and put it in neutral. Start car flaming with the loser in the cruise control. Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D. Got a couple of couches. Sleep on that there loveseat. Your face is becoming gradually more like Billy Bob as you get into it. I love it. I am a loser, baby. Why don't you kill me? Yeah. incredible thank you so much ryan thanks ryan we got another one here this one comes from Spiroscythe. Spiroscythe. Spiroscythe, who, as always, created an amazing meme. Every week, Spiroscythe kind of watches all of our programming and then comes up with a meme to represent the past week of programming. Comes up with something that would make David Lynch go like, what the fuck is that? Yes, it's usually quite disturbing. Here is this week's. This is called Dummy Tunes, I think. Here we go. Nice! Oh, my God. Okay, so, you know, obviously we will play Looney Tunes games on Monday, which we'll talk about that in a little bit. So we were discussing how Mitch McConnell sounds a lot like Foghorn Leghorn. So there you got Mitch McConnell as Foghorn Leghorn. Of course, Bigfoot and Bigfoot. I'm looking very yellow. Bigfoot and Wildboy, which is pretty much on every meme, and I appreciate that because... Yeah, we are looking quite yellow. We look like we have jaundice. Spirosite, if you think by dying me yellow, it'll make my teeth look less bad in the photo, you're wrong. I appreciate you for trying to save my dignity, but... We got the Yeti, of course, in the very front there. He looks very sad. Look, there's one of the... What are those things called from Star Wars? Oh, the Neimoidians? Neimoidians, yeah. This is getting out of hand. No, there are two of them. That's one of my favorite lines. Do something. Shoot her. Is that what he says? She's not allowed to do that. Shoot her. And then that guy gets just murdered by Darth Vader in episode three, and I've never enjoyed a character's death more in my life. Is that Mickey Rourke in the front? I think that might be the guy from that one music video I put in, the guy who did the autotune country song. But it does kind of look like Mickey Rourke, doesn't it? A little bit. Mickey Rourke's in some hot water this week for saying weird shit to Jojo Siwa on Celebrity Big Brother, which I learned was a thing earlier today. Oh my goodness. Who would think that Mickey Rourke would be kind of a creep to a young woman? He looks so non-assuming. Thank you, Spiroscythe. Spiroscythe has requested, can Palpatine quote Robocop? I haven't got a damn clue about Randy Moore and his fucking Oreos. Oh, when Peter, what's his name? When Peter, it's like Robo wants an Oreo. What's his name? Peter... Peter Weller. Peter Weller, yeah. Someone claimed that they were feeding Peter Weller Oreos when he was in the full RoboCop suit. Yes, I was the one who had the Oreos for RoboCop. We were at the top of the walkway, and Peter came up to me and said, Robo wants an Oreo. And I said, you can ask me nicely if you would like one. Peter can have an Oreo, but not Robo. and bellowing down the hallway, Robo wants an Oreo. And then I shoved all of the Oreos in my mouth at once until they rained down on everybody's head. And that really pissed him off. And then he said, I have no idea about Randy and his fucking Oreos. I think the Oreos did happen. Peter's just being a silly head. It's such a specific story. It's like, why would you make that up? Or he just forgot. Has Peter Weller done a lot of drugs or something? I think he's just done a lot of stuff in general. I want to say he's an art history. He's got a doctorate in art history or something like that in real life. Yeah. he's a scary dude he's not someone I'd want to like cross on the street late at night you know yeah I saw peter weller I'd just be like he's looked the exact he's one of those people who looked like he was like like forty seven years old when he was twenty but then he just kind of looked that way forever it's like the like the the steve martin frank conniff syndrome where you look kind of older at a younger age but then you just look that way forever so it's fine like it's yeah Like, when Steve Martin passes away someday, I'm going to just be distraught because I have no idea how old he is because he's just looked the exact... He's just looked old since, like, Nineteen Eighty-Two. Wait, who is that again? Steve Martin. Oh, Steve Martin. Yeah. Yeah, it's one of those weird ones. Thank you so much. Thank you. We got one more here, and then we're going to get into This Week in Dumb. This one comes... Oh, I got it. I got it. Okay. Very specific instructions here. Oh boy. I have to thank an anonymous donor who sent in a very nice donation. Ooh. They say, please don't sing. So we have to honor. Man dog. Is that you? We have to honor that request. Okay. Well, okay. If you don't want us to sing, is there, so it specifically says it's anonymous then. I mean, I can see who it is. I'm not going to out them. Oh, but they would like to remain anonymous. They'd like to remain anonymous. Okay. And don't sing. And don't sing. Okay. Let me think of something to do that's not singing then. That's an interesting challenge. Well, if I'd have known that my singing hurt so many people's feelings. Mandog says it's not me. I'm just giving you a hard time, Mandog. I've been singing so much here lately. I don't know what to... Thank you, Anonymous. Oh, you know what I could do? I could do the Blade Runner Tears in the Rain speech as Randy Newman. Just don't sing. Mandog loves the singing, see? It ain't Mandog. Because this here Randy Anonymous, and guess what Anonymous, thank you for your tip, but I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attacked ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched sea beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. And all these moments will be lost in time, like Randy in the rain. That was great. Thank you so much, Anonymous. Bart Fargo has got a great idea. I've seen him put this in the chat. Truth or dare. Yeah, you guys could do truth or dare. Ooh, interesting idea. Interesting. Send in a donation. I guess you have to tell us truth or dare because we can't ask beforehand. But we'll do it. Whatever. Okay. Okay. Out here in the wasteland, I'm the one who lives between the living and the dead. Now it's just turning into Bob Dylan. We have a couple more here, but we will get into this. We got a lot to get into. Thank you so much for being here tonight, folks. Let's get right into This Week at Night. This Week at Night. This weekend, um, um, alright, so, uh, so, uh, so yeah, uh, Monday, April seventh, uh, we had the next, uh, Super Dumb Brothers. We played some Looney Tunes games. We did play some Looney Tunes games. What did we play? You played the Tasmania... I played Taz and Escape from Mars, my favorite of those. I played a Daffy Duck and Hollywood game. And you played a Roadrunner game that was like a weird Sonic the Hedgehog ripoff. And then we also played a little bit of a Tiny Toons game. Yes. And there's a lot of really good Looney Tunes games out there. I hadn't even realized before just how many there were and just the general decent quality of them. Whoever was over Warner Brothers' games at that time was just really on the money. They must have had a lot of... Yeah, like, what do they call that? Like, you know, standards that they had to adhere to for those characters. Because, yeah, they all looked great. Yeah, and they were pretty playable. They weren't like the Disney games at that time where the Disney people were like, make this game for children, the hardest goddamn thing that anybody has ever played. Game about Toy Story? Fuck these kids and their Toy Story game. Make it to where doing literal surgery would be easier than this Lion King game we're making. But Warner Brothers had a, you know, they were nice and fun and playful and they captured the spirit of the Looney Tunes well, I thought. And then at the end of the night we played, what did we play at the end of the night? Well, we ended up playing Riff Trax because we couldn't get enough people on Fall Guys. Oh yeah, because we had like five people. We've given up on Fall Guys. Yeah. I love Fall Guys. I do love Fall Guys. When there's an update or something that everyone has to do, you can slow things down. Maybe we'll try it one more time, and we'll give everybody a heads up earlier in the day before we go live what that is. But yeah, so we did some more Rift Tracks game, and yeah, it was a good time. It was a fun Monday as always. I'm trying to think about some of the other random shit we talked about that night, if there was anything good that we were... Oh, there's all sorts of stuff. go on there and watch and if you would like a peek into my my psyche and id and uh and yeah like I I could literally have like revealed that I like committed a murder on the stream and then like a week and a half later I'd be like I don't even remember what I said on the someday the police are gonna come to my door and be like um actually you admitted to a major crime on a live stream like three and a half years ago I'm like oh I couldn't even remember man uh But yeah, so check that out. It is now in the Super Dumb Brothers membership super club thing. The membership involving this one particular thing. We're going to simplify this all soon, so I don't have to remember five names anymore that are all vaguely similar. Things are about to get a lot less confusing over here. But for now, go check it out over there. And like all of our other memberships, or at least like this membership, the most recent episode is free. So if you just want to watch the most recent one, just go pop on there. And it's free to watch until next week when we swap it out with a new one. And yeah, that's how we do stuff over here. All right, Johnny, take them for a walk. Well, we have a guest we've got to bring on because we need to talk. with them I like saying johnny take them for a walk to you like you're about to do like a jazz flute solo or something it always makes me think of like supermarket sweet when david repractice like tell us more like thanks johnny it's like johnny's not there he recorded his things in a sound booth in hollywood like he's not he's not in the supermarket I'm always referencing, like, we need to bring that back in music out. It's like, you know, when you're listening to, like, Poison's Talk Dirty to Me, he's like, CC, pick up that guitar and talk to me. And then he does the solo. We need that more in songs. We do. Chris, pick up that melodica and talk to me. Tuesday we debuted our newest program, Movies Are Dumb. We watched Yeti, Giant of the Twentieth Century, an insane movie that you found, Matt. Thanks for blaming it on me. You, Emmy, and I riffed it, recorded it. We wrote it. We did multiple takes. We did a whole production. We debuted this on Tuesday. So let's welcome the third riffer of that program. Engelbert Humperdinck. I mean, Emmy. Engelbert Humperdinck. You almost said that right. I know. Let's welcome Emmy Martian to the program. Hello? Engelblart Humperbump? Are you? There, there are. Hello, here I am, Dick Swiveler. How's it going, everyone? Emi, we're twins! We are! We got the, I was wondering if Matt had the, if you got the email, is that, is that not the Wolfman? Oh, I thought it was Wolfman, so it qualifies as well. this is my I love the the monster hero toxic avenger shirt that was I thought it was toxic that was personally given to me by lloyd kaufman because it was a misprint in the box of t-shirts that they had made there's a weird purple splotch on the side of it because that's how you get free shit from lloyd kaufman is there has to be something wrong with it so it's nice even better but but yes we're both we're twinsies today yes I love it it's it's amazing me and you I you know um if everybody you know dick swiveler uh my favorite what did I think split the letter I don't know it's one of my favorite dickens characters dude it's a dynamic character in uh in uh the old curiosity shop uh oh okay uh dickens is known for a lot of really wonderful and great names like you know like Captain Cuddlefish, or I guess it's just Captain Cuddle. No, I mean, Mr. Bumblechut. Mr. Bombaclart, what? Mr. Pumblechook, I think it is. There's also, one of my favorites is Mr. Machokemchild. He teaches at the street, Mr. Machokemchild. Oh, wow. He's one of the teachers, I think. My favorite Dickens character is Captain Stroke-a-ma-Dick and Johnny Stromboli. He's my favorite. So, Emmy, I know you were traveling last week. You didn't have a weird and wonderful last week, but I think you were back home in time to watch the premiere of Yeti. Yeti! I shortened my trip by one day. just so that I could be home to watch yeti from my car while the cops were searching my house so that's oh my god yes can you just very briefly tell everyone what happened you're not here we go here's the but I mean yeah I was about to say that this isn't something that's going to get you in problems like the the court system if you know this has got nothing to do with me uh okay yeah well now one of the renters who lives like below me apparently you know gotten I don't know. They took a bunch of evidence. I have no idea. We're not sure. So you come home and there's just like cops in your home. No, no. I mean, my housemate came home from getting food and texted me and he's like, I can't come back in. The cops won't let me come into our house. And I was like, what? And he's like, they're outside. They say they're trying to get a search warrant. And I'm like, what the hell is going on? And, you know, I start making calls and stuff. And yeah, I guess they're, they were, they, they, they got a search warrant just in time. Oh my God. Do you know anything yet? Or no, they didn't. Yeah, they didn't. I've gotten, I know I was asking you, I was like, is it, is it just like drugs or something? Or is it something like drugs disturbing or what? I hope it's just drugs. I mean, I don't, you know, I don't hope it's not. I hope it's not. No, I just mean like that would be way better than he's like, you know, a serial killer or there's like bodies in your basement or, you know, like no idea, like a misery situation happening. Oh my God. But they didn't search your room at all? No, no. I live in a different, it's behind a different locked door. So wait, if they get a search warrant, does that cover the whole house? It depends, but I think this is set up so that I rent actually my own. I rent a space that is mine that has a lock and key that he doesn't have access. oh okay okay well that's good like similarly like so yeah right right I hope it's that mcdonald's yeah all that all the commons area and all the uh although they they trashed they trashed that room too oh my god yeah they they don't know for being tidy usually yeah Don't they even go out of their way to destroy things just because they can? It looked trash. And they don't clean it up, they just leave, right? Oh no, they just left a giant pile of crap. It was just literally, you opened the door, well the door was just left ajar and all you could see was just a pile of belongings of every type and sort just... All in one giant pile in the middle of the room. They should at least have to hire a cleaning crew to come up and fix things up after that. I guess if you're pursuing a criminal, it's in their eyes. Yeah, but they're pursuing a criminal and they destroy Emmy's common areas. I'm just trying to think of it from their perspective. If you went into the Zodiac Killer's house looking for evidence, afterwards you wouldn't be like, okay, let's clean all of Mr. Zodiac's stuff up and make sure it's all... Mr. Zodiac, where did this coffee table book go? Like, oh, it went on the coffee table. I'm definitely with Matt on this one. I mean, like, it's not right, but, like, I get it, I guess, is what I'm saying. Speaking of being with Matt, I do have to say, since this is the double, I know we're supposed to be talking about Yeti, and this has been a very Yeti-focused, but it's also the double-oh-seven podcast, so... Yeah. Hit us with your Bond takes. You are right, Toby Stevens is the bad guy in that, but here's the real treat, is that Toby Stevens is also the best James Bond ever. He's in the BBC audio drama versions of James Bond that are all like an hour and a half each. And they star Alfred Molina, Ian McKellen, Julian Sands, David Suchet, Peter Capaldi, Joanna Lumley. Everybody is in them. Just like every British person you've ever heard of, basically. Pretty much. How have I never heard of this? They do like nine or twelve of them, and they're all phenomenal, and they're much closer to the original stories, but they play like a Bond movie each. They're really awesome. He would make a good Bond. They're trying to say who's going to be the next Bond, and yeah, everyone I've heard people pitch around I'm not big into, but that would be a good one. I think Dan Stevens from Downton Abbey should be the next Bond. Dan Stevens would totally work from Legion or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I will definitely post that Bond series in the Discord. Please do. That sounds rad. It'll be up in there after the show. Sounds fucking sick. Yeti! Yeti! Yes, and thank you so much. We had so many people watching the premiere live, and it was so much fun. Jen and I were watching on the couch with the chat on the screen, and thank you, everyone, for tuning in. Thank you, Chris and Matt. Y'all brought y'all's A game. I was laughing my ass off. You guys killed it. I mean, we recorded this a few months ago. It's been a few months, yeah. And so we kind of probably all forgot most of the riffs that we've done. Exactly. Like, as I was editing, I was just like, like, Jen was on the couch all the time, and I'm just sitting here at my desk, like, just laughing. Because when you're editing, you have to hear the same riff, like, five or six times. Oh, yeah. Sometimes. So, like, but you guys were just... So goddamn funny. It was a lot to like we were recording it because yeah, like I had to watch like we basically the way we recorded is we did like one recording session where we kind of watched it as just like a watch party like we usually do. And then we went from there and then we wrote again. And then we so I've watched like the first take of this like five or six times. I've seen this more like I hated my first set. That first take was still great as well. Just yeah, that was great on its own. But as a refined product, Chris did an amazing job of putting that together. into a cohesive whole so that it sounded a both natural because it was very natural but also I didn't you know yeah we had a lot of fun cut out all the little little tangents and stuff we were going on and recording and yeah so thank you everyone who tuned in live thank you everyone who bought the download the download is now available at dumb-industries.com slash yeti um And in fact, what do you say we give a download away? We want to see the Yeti's penis. We want to see the Yeti. That was the riff I was talking about last week that I really wanted Chris to... Because we did a second take, and on the second take, his singing the Yeti penis song wasn't as good as the first one. That was my only note for the recording, that you use take one of the Yeti penis song. Yeti's penis we want to see. So anyway, enter hashtag Yeti penis. You'll be in the running for a free download of Movies Are Dumb, Yeti, China, the Twentieth Century. And I'm good, thanks. I've seen enough dick pics for the rest of my life. Yeti! But that download's available now at dumb-industries.com. eleven ninety nine and uh you get the full download uh ten eighty p drm free plus I uploaded matt did a special free uh pre-show oh yeah that's you can download that as well so there's a yeti themed pre-show you can download as part of that I don't know this is gonna be part of the download I would have I would have tried actually no I'm kidding I'd But that's one of the benefits of this new system of Gumroad is there's no limit. We can put so many things on each of these downloads. So hopefully we can really bulk up these kinds of things. And we are already discussing future movies that are done. Yeah, because this is effectively replacing the Chris, Matt, and Emmy watch parties that we did before. That's in the past. Those were super fun. That's in the past. That was early Dewey. This is middle Dewey now. I'd say Matt and Emmy and Chris was more just like us. Like, all right, well, we all have fun watching movies together. Let's put a movie on and we'll just talk over it. And now Movies Are Dumb is way more like... this is it's like we're sitting here to write and make each other laugh and then like we we were really proud I'm really proud I'm very proud of it too that's it's nice to be it's nice I think it's all right I love everybody's like, this is the best thing you've ever done. I like to come on being like, it was fine. No, it was really, really good. Some of your riffs like just stuck on my head. Like some of the songs you, you guys were singing, like, I mean, you doing the, it's not for tuna or it's just for tuna. We came up with new words, even though there were some or whatever, however that went. Yeah. Yeah. Um, But yeah, it was a great time. It was a great time, yeah. If you guys know of any other public domain movies that you think could use the Movies Are Dumb treatment, please send them our way. Yeah, or just things that you think that, you know, the copyright folks will leave us alone about. Like, even if it's like, I guess like, you know, I don't know, like those kind of like copyright gray area sort of, you know, things, you know. because I don't because I feel like I don't know I don't want to steal anything that would potentially be like in mad's territory but uh well exactly yeah I mean and that's kind of the distinction between because don't get me wrong there is there is a movie I was just like oh let's do that and then I was like oh wait no that's that's we should do that yeah exactly yeah we have been thinking of though without uh spoiling too much we've been trying to figure out a way to do like our version of a mad shorts thing but make it our own so uh yeah So there's a little insider baseball for all of you. So yeah, we'll be, we'll be, we'll be doing more of those at some point. Yeah. All right. Let's pick a winner here for the free download. I also liked when both me and you without trying started going like Yeti, Yeti at the same time. Scribbler Johnny. Way to go. All right, Scribbler Johnny. Wait, who's that? Scribbler... How do you say that? Scribbler Johnny, he says. And votes in his special way. Scribbler Johnny, he says. Way to go, Johnny. Congrats, Scribbler Johnny. Shoot me an email, chris at dumb-industries.com. We will get that free download right out to you. And don't forget, movies are dumb. Yeti, giant of the twentieth century. Just head right to dumb-industries.com. You can get your download there. You know, Johnny Scribbler is a lot like Dick Swiveler. Oh, yeah. Johnny Scribbler, Dick Swiveler. Johnny Scribblesauce. Johnny Applesauce. Johnny Fapplesauce. That's going to be my board name, Johnny Fapplesauce. Is anyone taking that yet? What I was going to say is that last night we had Dickens. We had a lot of people with very silly Dickens. Yeah, so last night was Weird and Wonderful Wednesday Watchalongs. What was the movie you watched, Emi? We watched the life... We watched Backdoor Sluts XII. Hold on, I have to... No, it's definitely not. We watched Bowfinger. Jesus Christ. Jesus, Matt. Matt. Yeah, Matt's a big fan. Not number XII. I'm more of a nine through ten person, but... Oh, my God. We watched the life and adventures of Nicholas Nickleby, that being the entire fortunes, misfortunes, uprisings, and downfallings of the entire Nickleby family. That is the full title of the book. um that doesn't really fit on the marquee very well it did not fit on the marquee very well but it doesn't matter when you're the number one best seller you can call your damn well please because everybody's thirsts for for the nickens people yelled it too long foo for its title yeesh yeah um well that's you don't yell it it's because yeah anyways dickens yes um I need to be on admiral I'm sorry keep going amy uh we watched nicholas nickleby which had just about everybody you can think of in it from christopher plumber and tom courtenay uh but but above and to ramallah garai and uh but above all else um Jamie Bell as Smike. The chat can and will confirm that Jamie Bell as Smike steals the show in that lovely, lovely film. However, I do like the brothers because they're very man-dog coded. There's these brothers that are extremely man-dog coded in it. What does that mean? you know it's I I think I think man dog gets it so but there we go I don't understand swampers it has I have two wong fu on dbd hold on to that thank you thank you izzy thank you uh very much appreciate that and yeah uh I I never did see that movie I did see the other one I did see uh priscilla queen of the desert oh yeah are those movies related they can't no they came out within like a few no no one of them is a remake of the other no really what's the remake of what's the remake of priscilla queen of the desert I thought there was a remake is that was that birdcage and forget it no I think birdcage is a remake yeah but it's not of la cage a far however you say that yeah I was just talking about John Leguizamo with Ryan earlier today. Remember when John Leguizamo was in The Pest? That's what I was literally just about to bring up. The worst movie ever. And I was about to bring up General Zod. Did John Leguizamo play General Zod? Alright, Superman! Kneel before me! no that's that's that's look that's the it's terence stamp delivering that iconic line oh yes yeah terence stamp the great good old chancellor velorum uh rocket dave says two wong fu is a little similar to priscilla but it's not a remake oh is it like a like a bug's life ant situation where they're like kind of similar things but aren't related Priscilla came out first. Nineteen ninety four. Jackie. Jackie says, I get what Emmy is saying at Man Dog. Yes, I know what you mean. I know what you're saying. Thank you, Jackie. I appreciate the support. I appreciate that. But anyways, Dickens is is amazing and a lot of fun. And I'm glad everybody enjoyed it. It's so nice to be back. But next week, we're going to have. We're going to have Hal Hartley movies. So not only is the book of life going to be the feature weird and wonderful Wednesday watch along, which is going to be amazing. But also on Monday night for TV at Ten, I'll have another Hal Hartley movie. And then on Thursday, I'll have some Hal Hartley short films. Hal Hartley. But Hal Hartley is amazing. He has the most stilted dialogue in the industry. And you'll watch the movie and you'll be like no two humans have ever talked. spoken to each other like this ever before and this is and you'll you'll love every moment of it because they're some of the best movies ever made so yeah loving every minute of awesome everyone joker Posey James Urbaniak who else we got we got Martin Donovan PJ Harvey It's quite the cast list. Dave Simmons. It's hardly fun to say. Everyone join Emmy's membership over at dumb-industries.com slash weird. Totally free to join. You can also sign up for two dollars a month or five dollars a month. All that support goes straight to Emmy. Emmy, do you have a minute? It'll be Book of Life for Ash Wednesday. Oh, Book of Life for Ash Wednesday. I never know it's Ash Wednesday until I go outside and everyone's gone. And everybody looks like Brother Ichabod. Maybe I should do like a witching hour thing on Wednesday. After Weird Wednesday wraps up. I thought everybody looked like they'd just come out of the mines. Emmy, do you have a minute to stick around for our intermission video? What time is it? It looks like it. My schedule... You hesitated. Leave. what's that make it quick make okay I'll try oh yeah so are you being held hostage jimmy are you are the police at your door again if you're in trouble blink twice uh wouldn't it be great if we just did an entire live stream where it seemed like we were being held at gunpoint by someone just the entire time just like and our next show is I've watched some streams like that uh matt what are we watching here you found all right so yeah so I found this intermission video we might not watch all of this we can skip around but this is as you know it's it's chris and i's uh birthday coming up and uh this is a super cut of uh there was a show on mtv at one point in the two thousands called my super sweet sixteen about just teenage girls who are just over spoiled and given just these massive birthday parties and they always act like the hugest even though they're given literally a party for their sixteenth birthday bigger than my sister's wedding Now, I've only ever seen one clip of this show ever, so I'm going to be really shocked and amazed if it is the same clip. But I also. Yeah, OK. And this is like this is a super cut of Meltdown. So, yes, we can watch the first couple and then we'll skip to the number one. OK, I can't. This is such an idiot. I ruined the whole party. Everything just ruined. You know what's weird is, honestly, like, every bar mitzvah, sweet-sixteen party I ever went to, like, it always ended with the kid, like, crying at the end. Yeah. Like, it's inevitable. Like, yeah, I didn't get this for my sixteenth birthday party. No. My sixteenth birthday party, my dad took me and my friend Taylor to go see the movie Three Hundred, and then we went to Hooters. That was my sixteenth birthday party. I was out of town. You're out of town? I was, I was. I went out of town to hang out with my real friends. It was great. Thank you for kicking Freshman out of her park. Yeah, those fucking Freshman. I think it's worth that spent in the metal hospital imagine being security for one of these parties like I would just want to walk into traffic if that was there's like being a security guard is a great profession but having to be security for like these assholes would just make me want to die but I think that's all the people that because those are the only people that can afford security so it's always the assholes that's why you don't want to be I didn't really feel bad for them because they knew they weren't in I mean, you know I was security guard for sorority houses for a few years, man. Like eight different sorority houses. It was great. Some of them were terrible. We have one rehearsal left. I just hope that everybody takes us seriously. So would they document the whole lead up to the party? Yeah. Oh, yeah, because that's all the things, you know, like watching the parents and they're getting stuff and the kids like, do you want they're like, do you want this dress or this dress? And the girl's like, I think both dresses are ugly, you know, and it's like, oh, God. Who rehearses a birthday party? The most important thing is to make sure everybody is like going to a wedding in India for like to be in some kids party. You mean in Bollywood or whatever? Oliver Olang asked if this is Teen Mom Janelle. I thought the name sounded familiar. I never watched any of the Teen Mom stuff, so I don't know. Oh, Teen Mom. But it's possible. Our friend Tracy Carter has a huge Teen Mom. Oh, yeah. Tracy's great. She just got some big gig lately. That was really cool. She's been like opening for Dave Attell. Yeah, that was it. Good for her. I know. Shout out to you, Tracy. I know you're not watching, but you rock. Since I'm a dancer, my dance is supposed to be perfect to the T. still seems so manufactured it's like they probably told all these people to act a fool till till uh she broke you know oh yeah the producers are manipulating I mean these are all good yeah yeah go ahead and skip skip to the last two let's go to number two here okay because they're they're building I think so yeah so these are going to be the here we go That girl with a pager on? Oh my god, this is the most two thousands coded outfit ever. There's more than one person that has a double popped collar in this crowd, I think. Oh my god. If you didn't get one, I'm sorry, but I don't know you. Holy crap. You didn't get one? Fuck off, you poor prick! So Juan gets Robert Riva's invitation. Why is the Monopoly man there? Yeah, why did you make this guy wear a top hat? Like, what? What the f***? She's gonna be the lead character in the next season of White Lotus. I have to know what white collar crime this girl's in prison for now. Or what store she shoplifted from. How did she get it though? She found it on the floor. maggie you're such a stupid because you took a fan to my party after telling me earlier today that my flat ironing made me look like gerard way if this is how she acts when there's like a team of cameras on her you see but like that other girl is about to crack up laughing you just saw the smile on her face I wish I could take them seriously Yeah, I think you might be right, Emi, that, like, well, like, I don't think the main girl is in on it, because, yeah, they're trying to get her to, like, break and be just, like, a bitch, but, like, yeah, I think the producers are probing some of the friends and stuff, yeah. Go over there and tell her this. Make her fuck up, yeah. You gotta love someone who calls her friends idiots. She lost her shit when her mom gave her a brand new Lexus a few days earlier. But it's the wrong color, right? And that, and that's the, uh... I thought she was gonna get, like, a Honda or something. I just got a party for my fifties, I didn't get a car. Happy birthday. Did you guys- I never knew anyone that got a car for their birthday. Oh, yeah. Not a new one, anyway. I know some people who got, like, a used one, but, like... But, like, not, like, a new one with, like, a ribbon on it? Yeah. I've never known anybody who got a car with a ribbon on it or a bow. I don't think it's real. It's just movies. I think it's real. I've definitely seen people at Christmas time drive around the day after Christmas with a big bow on top where you can tell they just got it. If I ever own a car, I'm just going to always get one. Wow, you failed at being a mom. Way to go. I think I'm gonna give the car back. My mom would like beat my ass in public. I have to apologize for my daughter's behavior. Oh, I ruined everything. Yeah, pretty much. The f***ing hater. They had no intention of giving her the car back. You ruined my life. I f***ing hate you. We're leaving. Really? I'm gonna go swimming in our pool so no amount of money is worth this either way she's made herself look like a fool today tell the maid not to clean up my room I want it to be messy today everything's got everyone's got that's it the party is off wow it's also weird like Like they clearly you know, this girl got paid to be in this show And so she signed a release waiver and took money to to do all this like it that seems yeah I mean like there's definitely something a little manufactured about it but also I believe people like this really exist too sure sure but why would you why would you also then be like yeah let me take some money and put this in front of the world so that they all laugh at me or whatever it just it seems it seems an extra I was even even if even if it was manufactured I was like I still wouldn't want to like do it manufactured because I just what who do you you don't want to be that person like oh you're that person or whatever well yeah it's like you try to go get a job later in your life and your bosses are like doing a cursory search of you on the internet and like that clip comes up rob thinks maybe producers made fake invites yeah those what were those invites though it was like exactly somebody like a fan it was like somebody stirred the pot for sure it was like the bachelor she was like giving out like or you know like one of those dating shows where like brett michaels gives the pass to you know who the girl is I have made some elaborate uh invitations to to my parties okay I'll let you know I i I went through this party and I took the comics page and I took out all the dialogue of various comics characters and made it the directions to my party and stuff. That's awesome. I love stuff like that. I think one year for my birthday I made it look like a movie ticket because we were all going to the movies. Chris's birthday party. You make that on, like, Print Shop or something? Yeah, what was Paint? MS Paint, probably? You don't remember Print Shop? I think that was pre-MS Paint and stuff. It must have been. Yeah. I don't know. You know, remember when paper had the holes on the side and you had to, like, rip off the strips with the holes? Like the dot matrix printer? Yeah. Yeah. um emmy thank you so much for stopping by I am I I'm yes you're welcome everyone get movies are dumb yeti giant of the century everybody get yeti everybody do the yeti everybody walk the floor everybody do the yeti sore um but yes uh and Oh, I was about... I'm on a tangent. And if you would like a preview of Yeti and you missed it the other night before you commit to a full download, I will be doing an exclusive Encore presentation of it following tonight's broadcast. I'm not going to be playing it a lot, though, so you've got to catch it now before you can ever again. Well, okay. I mean, but also I'm going to be doing TV at ten, too. You have to choose. You have to choose. Uh... yeah anyways um all righty it's so good I'll see everybody later for for some more dickens if they want as well um but y'all take care do it uh and and I definitely I'll see y'all all on monday I hope um for sure yes some uh I've got got something real special planned for my oh yeah all right cool all right talk to you later later okay matt should we get it to come to the dome no okay um let's do this real quick because it's already yeah all right god uh tomorrow not tomorrow saturday april twelfth that's your birthday man that is my birthday be thirty four even though I look sixty five I know Our friend Jackie Naiman Jones is going to be teaching an all new edition of Jackie Naiman Jones Paint Parties. And we are painting this amazing garden kitty picture here. Hold on, let me upload this. The garden kitty, the famous. The famous garden kitty. The famous kitty. Paint Parties is the online art class we do every second Saturday with Jackie, Naaman Jones, who you may know as Debbie. Oh, look at that garden kitty. This is the painting for Saturday. Kitty in the garden. I hope everyone paints their own cat. Is there an Ichabod in here? but yes jack and amy jones paint party is always so much fun uh and we also have the b movie themed online art class they had to paint that's every fourth saturday uh what are we doing this month for that one because is it still is it the vote still happening or the vote has been decided pulled the calendar here The audience has decided your next American Idol will be... Oh, yes. We're doing The Deadly Mantis. Ooh. Which means we'll be watching the movie The Deadly Mantis just before class. It's me being a mantis. Dumbindustries.com slash Jackie. That's where you can sign up for class. Your first thirty days are free. So... Check it out, everyone. Check it out. And we've got more stuff in the works with Jackie coming real soon. Jackie was just on a trip with Mandog. They were doing some work on a documentary. Probably be hearing more about that very soon. Yes. Oh, and this is what I always love doing. The Thursday before class is raffling off a seat to this Saturday's class. Yeah, a little raffle, so if you've never... Oh, no, not this person. Yeah. There we go. That was actually funny. We should just always have that on deck, just some girl losing her mind. You just ruined everything. You ruined everything, Chris. Maybe that should be the plot of the next Witching Hours. It's Shami and Sweet Sixteen. Oh, yes. Let's talk about that off-air. Everyone enter hashtag paint parties. You'll be in the running for a seat to this Saturday's class. I think we have another shout out here. Suck it to me, baby. Oh, no. I'm sorry. Someone signed up for the class. That's what that was. Oh, okay. All right. Thank you for signing up. Thank you for signing up. Thank you for your patronage. Thank you for your patronage. Your patronage. Everyone who ends up winning a seat to this class absolutely loves it. They always end up becoming a full time student and it's only fifteen bucks a month. You can access both classes, paint parties and the hands of paint. Yep, and if you sign up for the combined Hands of Paint, Paint Parties class, you also get access to the Odds and Ends collection. That is one of the collections that counts towards access there. A bunch of stuff on there. The Witching Hour, only place you can watch the Witching Hour right now. Matt, Nemi, and Chris. Martian Shadows, all up there. I think we've got some of the Dave Hill stuff on there. Oh, we do. The disco dancers. Which I'm also going to be playing later tonight. Tonight after we go off, I have a whole special dumb presentations block planned until we in the morning, which that's something else we should talk about too. We're experimenting with expanding the hours on dumb television again. Yeah. So let us know how you feel about that. The twenty four seven feed. It's a lot to handle if we do that. but uh we are experimenting just uh streaming overnight as well so yeah um so yeah it goes so yeah so those of you who've noticed yeah there we got some more stuff uh going on in the evenings now so yeah so I'll be playing a bunch of our special presentations I think I've got our our jason x uh live riff playing later too so oh that's that's one we don't put on very often I don't put that on very often, yeah. But the theming felt right, and it's a week to celebrate the garbage the three of us make together. So it felt like the time for it. All right, let's see. Who's going to win a seat to Jackie's class this Saturday? uh way to go congratulations that's like the twelfth time rush more yankee has won a seat to clash class yeah we really got to investigate this I know is it rigged did somehow rush more yankee hack the StreamYard giveaway tool. Rushmore Yankee says give it away. Nah, if you're... No, you won, buddy. And you know the drill, of course. Send me an email. Chris at dumb-industries.com. I'll send you the... I think it's just the law of averages. We just do one of these every week. And if you just come every week and you keep putting in, you know... That's why. That's why. You'll get somewhere eventually. We have a hundred and forty-six people watching. That is bananas. Thank you so much, everybody. Oh, my goodness. Plastic Spork said we should impose tariffs on Rushmore Yankee. That's funny. Well, it's been discussed. Many people are saying... Tariffs need to happen. I realized just now we skipped over something that we're doing tomorrow night. So let's congratulations. We're doing a marriage appeal show chit chat and tidbits. Oh, that's right. At eight p.m. Eastern. I forgot to put it on our outline. I'm such a dumb dumb. Such a stupid idiot. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Chit chat and tidbits. No, no, no. Oh, my God. man I'm trying let me just get the god damn it I'm sorry okay keep going I normally love it uh head to dumb dash industries.com slash clubhouse we're gonna be doing that just for clubhouse members so that won't be on twitch um and that's at eight p.m eastern and we just hang out with you guys, answer questions. We'll probably discuss the White Lotus finale. We won't spoil anything if you haven't seen it. Okay, now, Matt, you can do your normal thing. I just wanted to get that out before. Now you can go back to your work. Hey, why? No, no, stupid, stupid, stupid. No, stupid. uh all right so that'll be tomorrow jackie's classes on saturday of course uh we got new super dumb brothers on monday we're gonna be playing some assassin's creed three yeah played in years a little newer game we like to switch it up every once in a while I'm gonna fire up my wii u because that's what I played it on and uh but then tuesday it's april fifteenth my birthday tax day happy early birthday yes And the Mads are back. A night of springtime shorts. An all new live stream from Trace Bilyeu and Frank Conniff. Yep. History Science Theater three thousand. And we found a bunch of insane shorts. Some of them are kind of springtime related. We were looking, maybe doing some shorts about taxes. And then we started watching shorts about taxes. And it's just so dry and boring. Yeah. Who would think that movies about taxes wouldn't be very fun to watch? It's just the most... you know how accountants are always known for being such lively personalities uh but making this extra special is uh we're going to be joined by very special q a guest kevin mcdonald from the kids in the hall yeah I'm so happy lilo and stitch and all kinds of stuff yes seinfeld hey he was on seinfeld too he was on seinfeld I feel like everybody was if you were just working in new york in the nineties there was like a like a seventy five percent chance you could wind up on seinfeld oh yes um but the uh yes that's uh I'm so excited kevin mcdonald's huge huge influence on me and he's our growing up was kids in the hall come on yeah he's the the third kids in the hall related person you've you've interacted with at least because you've interacted with uh dave foley before and then uh and then paul wrote the book and directed that documentary oh yeah I was like wait who are you talking about yeah that's why I said related but yeah like paul myers who wrote the book um uh about the kids in the hall and they made a documentary based on they used paul's book as the basis for it um yeah so we're uh yeah we're slowly you can basically say we're like we should be on the kids in the hall wiki by now we're pretty we're pretty important to them yeah producers of the kids in the hall at this point we're pretty close with all of them you know um And Kevin McDonald just had his one man show at Soho Playhouse and Frank Conniff was in it. I got to go see it. It was super hilarious. Second time I saw it, I saw Kevin do it at the Bell House a year or two ago. yeah dave hill is in the show yeah janine garofalo who we've also met and basically if she just had modern technology she would have wound up on something of ours by now yes she does not have a laptop but she runs in kind of that whole crowd I've interacted with her before she's cool she's awesome So, yeah, I cannot wait. It's the best birthday ever. I get to meet Kevin McDonald. Yeah, I get to tell him how much I love that scene in the movie where he talks to his son and he like pets him like he's a dog. Oh, God, it's the greatest. The second time the kid leans into it and that's what makes me. Did you clean the gun? Yeah. Bruce McCullough is doing a live show around here. We should try to go see that. that I really want to see uh I can say I've met but let's do a quick giveaway for tickets too because I know a lot of folks did you see the doctor did you see the doctor in me did you see um yeah tickets are at dumb-industries.com slash a night of springtime shorts enter hashtag springtime we'll pick a winner in just a minute springtime for shorts Basically, we called it a night of springtime shorts because once the numbers get past a certain point, it just really makes you feel old. Yeah. That's right. The last one we did was a night of tunes. I don't think we're going to number them anymore. It's kind of just, you know. Yeah. We're going to go with the Fast and the Furious formula, I think. Yes. It'll just be like shorts twenty or whatever. Shorts twenty. Mads are back, the knight of shorts. Yeah. Knight shorts. Knight shorts. Knight shorts. That's actually pretty good. Maybe we should call our thing that. Knight shorts. It almost sounds like a superhero who would, you know, from the nineties, who was known for wearing like hip nineties shorts. Yeah. Like a guy who has cargo shorts on, who looks like Batman, but he has cargo shorts instead of a utility belt. And that's where he gets all of his gadgets from. gotta have one that's like knight in shorts redemption or something is that night shorts up on that building no relax kid night shorts is just a myth and then night shorts jumps and his the wind catches his cargo pants from the bottom and acts as like a parachute and then he lands they're like how does he have so much stuff he's like he's like cargo shorts baby All right, let's pick a winner here. And then his sidekick is named the Jinko Kid. It's a kid who's wearing a pair of Jinkos who also, his pockets are full of things. Mercenary Elf. Congratulations. Way to go. Congrats. We will get that sent right out to you. Get you added on the guest list. We're going to put you on the list. You're on our list. You're on our list. You're on our list is one of those things where it's like depending on the tone you say it and it changes the meaning of it completely. Like, oh, you're on our list. Like, yeah, but you're on our list. Like, it's all just it's all just inflection. All right. We got one more thing to highlight and then we'll get into our future presentation. Yeah. And that is we're doing an all new movie Joe night on Tuesday, April twenty second. And we're going to be watching the horror at thirty seven thousand feet. Yeah, we watched some Leonard Nimoy last month, and we're going to watch some Shatner this time. And it's another movie where Shatner's in plain drama. I can't wait. Chuck Connors is also in it? Chuck Connors is also in this, yes. And who else? There's someone else big in it. No, I can't recall off the top of my head, but it's going to be great. I wonder if they'll reference the Shatner Twilight Zone at all in a joke or a passing reference or something. Oh, Buddy Epson. Oh, Buddy Epson's in this. Nice. Yeah. But yeah, Chuck Connors of Walk the Dark Street fame will be making an appearance. I think he was in another movie, Joe Knight, we did or something. Was he? Or we watched something else with Chuck Connors. Someone go on the MST three K wiki and pull up Chuck Connors and tell us what it says. I love that I have a job where when I don't know things, I can just consult Wikipedia about it occasionally. Someone's like, you did make that, Matt. And I'm like, oh, cool. Yeah, so that'll be... Tom K says it's really scary. Now I'm excited to watch this. I like... The movie J-Nights are always fun because we found a sweet spot and that's the, you know, the year of the movie. I think you could do I've tried to find some things that are like a little bit more early eighties I think that you could pull off yeah I also think that there's probably if we could find a short enough one that like a lifetime movie would would do great with the two of you but yeah oh yeah yeah yeah definitely That's a good idea. Maybe find like Farrah Fawcett's The Burning Bed or something. But yeah, that'll be happening. And of course, we have stuff going on all the time at Dumb Industries. Please get on our newsletter, dumb-industries.com What's the Mary Jo Peel Show theme this month? Mary Jo Peele's show theme is going to be, we're going to have etymologist Ari Hauptman on the program. He's a fascinating dude Mary Jo's friends with. And he's an actor, too. He was in A Serious Man. If you've ever seen that, the Coen Brothers movie. Super hilarious guy. He's a professor at the University of Minnesota. and uh we're gonna just be talking to him about mary jo and I have a lot of grammatical pet peeves and we're going to consult him on a lot of those I have a list we keep in a google doc things that I hate when people say drives me insane you know like can we have an example thing that you're gonna ask him about okay it really it annoys the hell out of me when someone says uh like matt and i's show the mystery hour instead of like matt matt and my show is the grammatical way that's the correct way to say oh But people put apostrophe S on eyes. Like they make eyes possessive. I feel like I've probably done that before. Well, it drives me up the wall. At least it's better than like me and Matt's because that's, you know. Right. Like Matt and eyes is incorrect, but it's at least more correct than like, yeah. Grammatically. I think that's what I just said earlier. Grammatically. Grammatically. I don't know. I have just like weird little stuff I get hung up on. Like how, like when someone says that they were electrocuted, if you were electrocuted, that means that you, you died from electricity going through you. That's if you, if you didn't die, then you were just shocked or, you know, you, or like the difference between hanged and hung, you know, like people say like that guy was hung and I'm like, well, that means something incredibly different than what you're trying to say. Uh, yeah. Yeah. That guy was hanged. You're like, ugh. And that guy was hung. And you're like, ugh. But we sent an email out to Clubhouse members earlier today, actually. We'd love to hear your pet peeves and questions you may have for Ari. You can send them to linda at dumb-industries.com. And you can also shoot a video of you asking a question. All that info was sent out to you. David Carradine was both hung and hanged. That's very funny, Oliver. You deserve the shout out that you got earlier. Way to go. Okay. All right. It is that time. You have all done it. Thank you for sitting through our business presentation. It's time for our future pitch. All righty, so tonight, I need to get my Apple TV turned on to do this. Tonight, we are going to be doing some forgotten birthday episodes of various shows. And here's what we got. So the first two are a little bit more classic. The third one's a little bit more modern. And the last one was just wild. And I feel like the wild card is probably what's going to win of all of these now that I'm looking at it. But first off, we have Full House. There was an episode of Full House where I believe they forgot Michelle's birthday. Seems likely one of them. And then there's the family matters. That's the one where they forgot Urkel's birthday. It's a later episode, too. So he's like he's like turning twenty or something. And he's still wearing that outfit from when he was a kid. And it's kind of awkward. that's kind of the one that I hope wins uh we have an episode of drake and josh uh which is a newer entry if you want to get a little two thousands e which we don't do a lot we don't play a lot of younger two thousand stuff so so that could be a fun difference for all of us uh I think the wild card's gonna win it matt But also, I like the last pic. There was apparently a pilot called The Little Mermaid's Island that came out in the nineties. This is a live action Little Mermaid show with a real Ariel and puppets playing all the fish and crabs. And it's kind of creepy and disturbing. And it's about like they forget Flounder's birthday. and so that one's kind of interesting I think and then our lastly our wild card I found last week for our pranks episode a vintage episode from the seventies of Candid Camera hosted by I believe Alan Funt hosts this still and yeah so if you want to watch what seventies people thought funny pranks were that is also an option I used to think those things were pretty funny or like the just for laughs pranks that they used to do Oh, the link doesn't work. Hang tight, everyone. Oh, works. It's working for me. Huh? Matt? Where'd Matt go? What? Oh, there you are. Okay. For some reason. Is it working now? The link? Is it working for you, Matt? Are you able to get on it? Well, I can't click on the link from over here unless you put it in the private chat, but. Oh, right. Oh, Landon Newt says it works now. Okay. Okay. It works. We good. We straight dog. Why did that happen? No, no, that was a weird and also it said right when that happened, it said my microphone was disconnected, which nothing had happened to it. And I tried to reset it and it wouldn't work. So that's why I had to refresh right now. So just like a, like a ghost just went through the live stream. And it's so weird though, cause it's the same live stream. It's the same link. Maybe when I posted the first one, it was, I left a, you left a letter out, out or something. Yeah, that happens. All good. All good. The wild card's gonna... I think the wild card will win. I've been thinking a lot while we're just sitting here and just waiting on people to vote. We had a game night last week with our friends Josh and Colette and Jackie and Matt and then Chris and his wife and then Inga and I were all playing along and... somehow like uh I think we were playing quiplash and the topic came up of like alph uh what he's doing now and I said that he would be uh in jail for storming the capital on yeah on january six and I've just been thinking about like for since then just like what if alph had just uh had a whole turn into being a right-wing personality this late into his career like I just realized I spelled it full horse full horse that's funnier I mean people probably been saying this for the past five minutes I just didn't notice full horse I like this. That's kind of funnier. Razor's Edge, the fuck is going on? Yeah. You tell us, Razor's Edge. It's so weird. It's literally the same exact length. But yeah, I've just been thinking about, like, Alf talking to, like, Ben Shapiro about, like... Anyway, all these woke college campuses are indoctrinating our kids. Yes, I agree, Alf. And if you look at the statistics, you'll see that people who don't go to college are actually much less woke than... That's what I'm saying, Ben. I'm so glad we agree on these things. Remember Alf? He's back. In fog form. Full Horse, the Mr. Hands video. What's the Mr. Hands video? Full Horse is another video made by the people who made Backdoor Sluts Nine. Or Twelve. Whatever I said it was. Did you not see the series finale of ALF? It was dark. What happened? Uh, the, the, the government gets him like he's a, it was like they ended it on like a cliffhanger. It was one of those types of series. And, uh, yeah, like the government gets them, but I thought they made a movie later on that explained what happened to him or something. They did. I think I was actually in a store the other day and they had an action figure of Alf. If he was dressed like Bruce Springsteen, you know, with like the, like the denim and like the headband and everything. And I was, I was very tempted to buy it. Oh, man. Hey, guys, this is Alf. I'm telling you, we're watching candid camera. I think that's a safe bet. All right, let's see. I'm going to hit show results. Whatever's in the top spot. Sometimes there's a tie, and then it's just up to whoever votes for the next one. Let's see. Oh, by a vote. See, voting is important, everyone. Candid camera. Two votes could have meant we were watching creepy little mermaid puppets instead of... I like the amount of people that voted for The Little Mermaid, though, because it does sound fascinating. Yeah, go on YouTube later. Well, I guess that'll be our wild card for next week, so don't maybe watch it. But yeah, it's a live action, and they try to, with creepy puppets, do Sebastian and Flounder, and it's weird. Oh, one more person wants Candy Camera. Okay, well, it's definitely one, then. Yes. Give me a minute. Get it up here in StreamYard. Give me one reason to stay here. And I'll watch some Candid Camera. Can you get the music? Yes, I can. Now, this is from the seventies, Candid Camera. This is, yeah, this is, yeah, like mid seventies, I want to say.