Matt & Chris are as obsessed with the Looney Tunes as anyone so they decide to play as many Looney Tunes-based games as possible, including Road Runner in Death Valley Rally, Taz in Escape From Mars, Daffy Duck in Hollywood, and Tiny Toons Adventures, plus they close it out with an hilarious round of RiffTrax: The Game!

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Okay, the blue shirt, that's my rendering of a beach. I love it. I want to be there. Oh, and that should get this baby out of me. I'm sure the point of this is not for me to clarify. This is why I hate games. I love it better that way, Mary Jo. No, seriously. Get this baby out of me. THE END Thank you. Hello. Oh, Matt. Matt. Oh my goodness. I'm leaning into, I've decided to lean into my Bert Kreischer era. Oh my goodness. For a second I thought maybe you didn't know that we were live yet, but no, you were. No, I'm being controversial tonight. I'm hoping my hot bod gets us some extra tips. I mean, people might tip you to put clothes back on. Well, that could happen possibly too. I don't know. We should be careful though because... people know that uh hold on one second I'm hearing myself there we go um people uh you know we're playing looney tunes games tonight right so I usually just name the stream whatever we're playing so I read super dumbros play looney tunes games twitch wouldn't let me go live with that title apparently looney goes against the word looney is that like one of those like british swear words where they're like you can't say looney's a main term for going mental institution meanwhile I'll say the c word nine thousand times a day but if twitch is you know keeping an eye on us they're like huh looney all right let's see what these guys are doing and they see you and you don't have a shirt on they just can't they just they've hit the button you can't see my nips you can I'm staying at at bust height It's so stupid that you can... I mean, like, male nipples, how is that any different from women's nipples? It's not. It's offensive. One's offensive, the other... I don't get it. The one are actually functional. And it gets even weirder with, like, I don't... Because, like... And this isn't me. This isn't me. This is... you know I'm fully supportive of trans people and everything but I don't understand why like when when women transition to men like you can't like you can't see their boobs once they become a man they have the top surgery then it is okay like nipple rules in this country are so weird and arbitrary like it's right yeah it's uh I don't understand everybody should just be allowed to show their tits I think uh no matter who you are uh go for it why not um Anyway, that was my hot take on nips. This is me fighting the man. Are we allowed to show male nips on Twitch, though? Honestly, it could be against their terms. Let's Google this real quick. Can Matt show nips on Twitch? They said a while back that you could have, like, if Bert Kreischer can get away with it. We do not permit the visible outline of genitals, even when covered. But those are genitals. That's... I'm not going to put my whole hog in the camera tonight, you know? Oh, Matt, it says we don't permit streamers to be fully or partially nude. All right, well... Including exposing genitals or buttocks. All right, well, I'll go back to my old way. I'm just going to leave everything just tastefully wide open and then just... Yeah, it seems like male nipples is a big no-no on Twitch. Oh, well, all right. Well, fuck me for trying to do something fun and different, I guess. Hi, everybody. You know, we've been doing the show for years. You got to make it weird sometimes. I like the idea that, you know, Twitch has like AI just. trying to detect nipples at all times so that they can cut our stream without nipple bot go on I like I I I choose to believe that there's an actual robot at twitch headquarters called nipple bot whose entire he's just like a c-three p-o robot and his entire purpose is just finding tits on the internet nip nip master twitch I found some nips on the internet um so as we said we're gonna be playing some looney tunes games tonight there are looney tunes games there are many oh my god there's so many we're gonna be playing including my favorite we are going to be playing uh taz and escape from mars a game I played a lot as a child uh even though it's not very good uh yeah and I'm excited to see if I remember how to do it so I'm going to play Roadrunner's Death Valley Rally, which was a Super Nintendo game that I played quite a lot as a child. And we're going to be playing some we're going to be playing some fall guys. So if you Yeah, we're going to do some Fall Guys. Go ahead and get that queued up. Go ahead and download it if you don't have it already. It's a free game to play. It's on Steam. It's on all the major consoles. It's basically on everything except for iOS. So if you have... Yes. And it's even on iOS if you're in Europe because you can sideload shit over there. So yes. And now we also have Tiny Toon Adventures for NES. Yes. which is not very good. And then Daffy Duck in Hollywood. So we got a smorgasbord. We got a full night, because we figured it was a good time to do some Looney Tunes stuff. The Looney Tunes have been in the news a lot lately for just getting fucked over a bajillion times by their parent company. All of Looney Tunes was taken off of Max, which I have to pay a big tax bill soon, so I've been paring down some of my frivolities. And I think Max is probably the first streaming service I'm going to get rid of when I start paring those down. Well, do it, man. I have Max. I can share my okay how I think I I already gave you my max credential why are you paying for max I don't know it was I already had all I already had all my my favorites on it I get max for free I gave you max and then you gave me paramount remember yeah I gave you yeah I was I don't know I always just get paranoid about because we live in this age now where like password sharing is like a big so I just I had this like weird phobia in my head like the minute I finally got rid of it that like they would stop password sharing and then I would be like you know But you're right, I need to just... All I watch on Max is Batman the Animated Series, and I think you can watch that on Amazon now. We watch a lot on Max because it's one of the few streaming channels we don't pay for, so we watch everything. Because Verizon hooks you up with that. Yeah. Go to Verizon. But yeah, Looney Tunes, obviously, you know, we are children who were born in the eighties or nineties, and like any kid born, I guess, from nineteen forty on, grew up with Looney Tunes in some way, right? Yeah, well, I was the Space Jam generation, definitely. That's where my most knowledge of it comes from. Because Space Jam is not a very good movie when you look back on it, but it did kind of revitalize the Looney Tunes again and get them big in the nineties. Kind of, but Space Jam was made because of the surge in popularity of Looney Tunes. What happened was they made this t-shirt with like bugs bunny and and oh yeah that was like a big thing yeah like it like there was a bunch of like tweety bird on them too I want to yeah like tweety birds wearing like like you know wrap clothing so it was like it was and that was like a big thing like you'd see all these people wearing mooney tunes merchandise everywhere they started doing those like michael jordan ads money and then that's when it and that's what happened to space jam okay but space jam is uh mean it's barely a looney tunes movie right it's like yeah it's mainly like a michael jordan movie it's uh my favorite part of space jam is uh when all the other basketball players lose their skills and they have to and they have to cope with losing their abilities and it shows like they're having all these like tests done and like charles barkley's in church praying to god saying he won't date madonna anymore if god gives him his basketball skills back I wish the whole movie was just about them so dumb uh volcano girl says I heard a rumor that said dickweed is leaving the wb I hope you're talking about The Zaslav. The evil Zaslav. That's a thing I keep pitching, not to get too into our creative processes, but I've been trying to figure out a way for a future Witching Hour to have a creature called the Zaslav in it who eats media. He erases media from the timeline, and that's how he feeds himself. Before, the Zaslav was satisfied with eating movies that hadn't been released yet, but now he wants ones that already are. I saw this. Brian from Canada says there's a riff of Space Jam done by Teen Titans Go. I know. I haven't watched this yet. but uh I love teen titans go my my niece and nephew are obsessed with it and it's so funny and so much fun to watch and they do stuff like that like they'll just like riff on an entire movie did they riff on the original space jam or the lebron james space jam I can't remember do they riff on looney tunes back in action the the better space jam sequel that came out that nobody saw even though it's the best one um teen titans go I I'm telling you watch that show I never got really big into the two thousands teen titans I know that that was like a big hit with people yeah but I just never cared about that too much I think it's like a spin-off of that because it's the same voice actors and the same basic models even though the animation kind of yeah costumes But it's like way more. It's more of a comedy. More comedy, more kind of like very kid friendly. Yeah, Misty Jamie agrees. Teen Titans Go is the best cartoon. I know that Teen Titans Go movie is apparently really good. That is great. That was my entry. My niece and nephew were watching and I sat down and I was like, I was laughing harder than them because there's so many just really quick nerdy jokes in there that it's so funny. I'll have to watch that before I nuke my Max account if David Zaslav hasn't pulled it already to put more reruns of Love It or List It or whatever the fuck he does over there. Such an asshole. Anyway, tonight we're going to be celebrating the Looney Tunes because we love the Looney Tunes. I can't think of a bigger inspiration... Unlike my my sensibilities than Bugs Bunny. I mean, like the guy you grow up idolizing this total wise ass and it's it changes you and it's it's great. I mean, Bugs Bunny is the best. I always really liked like Daffy he's always Daffy's cool I like the weird side characters more like the weird like gangster Marvin the Martian Marvin the Martian oh my dad fucking loves Marvin the Martian uh Gossamer the monster Gossamer yeah Gossamer is good that was so much I love those episodes with uh where bugs would go to like the castle and get lost there's like the little Peter Lorre scientists that yeah yeah yeah those are all my favorites Good stuff. And as we talked about at our meeting earlier today, the Looney Tunes are way better than the Mickey Mouse gang. It's not even a competition. I mean, it's like, come on. Looney Tunes is like It's like they're looking right at the camera and going like, can you get a little of this guy, you know, like Mickey Mouse? And it's just like too cutesy. It's like Looney Tunes was like, nah, screw that. They're like, we're going to drop an anvil on that. Yeah, they were like they were more violent. They were a little bit more for like like Mickey Mouse never smoked a cigar in the thing. It's although Donald Duck did dream of becoming a adolf hitler like a fascist leader that is true yeah yeah there's like world war ii prop like donald duck has fought the nazis canonically it's it's insane Okay, anyway, we're streaming. Gorsh, is there a genocide happening here? Oh my goodness. I've liberated the camp. So we are streaming live tonight to Twitch. Hey everyone on Twitch. You can subscribe on Twitch, get rid of ads, you get some cool emotes that we just added. We'll be adding more very soon. Or watch us in the dumb club. Or yes, you can join the free Super Numbers Super Club. Can we say it wrong? I need to fucking print out some cue cards that has like the difference between all of our memberships names are like just close enough, but slightly different without spoiling anything. It's all about to get a lot. It's all about to make a lot more sense. We're about to simplify some shit, and we're all very happy about it. We love our dumb family for bearing with us while we figure out how to do all this. We've never done this before. Exactly. It wasn't even a career just a few years ago. I know. Also, if you send a donation over to dumb-industries.com slash donate, any dollar amount, we'll do a shout-out. uh in the form of one of our patented terrible impressions or we will answer a question or we will uh sing a song like whatever you want us to do there's a little prompt there you can put it in we already have one show you my nips whatever that's we have the only fans math for you we've set that up specifically I thought that was for feet pics that's uh I guess I can expand lips um ankles shoulders knees toes this first one comes from our good friend penguins nine penguins thank you thank you so much penguins penguins says can I hear david lynch for voice frustration with having to watch stripperella yes we can do this okay I had to watch this show the other day. It was called something like Stripperella and Stan Lee put his name on it, but I don't think he had much to do with it. Anyway, the script seemed like it was written by a twelve year old boy who had never seen a naked lady before and got really excited at the idea of writing for naked ladies. It's not very good. If I was in charge, I would have put a couple murders or two in there. Now you see, David, your mistake, David, this is Stan Lee here, your mistake, David, is that you just weren't horned up enough while you're watching it. If you're feeling the ladies and you watch some Stan Lee Stripperella, it'll have your boner going excelsior. That's right, Stan, I'm Stripperella and I'm here too. OK, so that was there certainly was a thing. We'll be doing that all night. Thank you. Penguins, penguins, penguins, a little chant for everybody who donates like we're like we're holding them up on our shoulders, Rudy style. We really should. OK, here we go. Next one comes from our good friend Matt B. Thank you so much. Matt B. Matt B. Matt B. Matt B. says hello to my dumbest of friends. I'm so happy to be back. hanging out with all of you live after a crap ton of travel that's right he was on the road for a few weeks welcome home matt matt says how about randy newman has had it up to here with people making fun of him and calls his friend palpatine for help getting revenge on those who have wronged him over the years all right so you could be randy newman and I'll be palpatine okay ring ring ring ring Yes, who is this? Hello, Emperor Palpatine. It's Randy here. Randy Newman, is that you? Randy Newman, Newman. Randy, what can I help you with? I'm very busy at the moment. Well, you see here, Emperor Palpatine, people out there make fun of me. They say that I write songs for kiddies and losers. I'm gonna go out and kill somebody. It's quite good. Can I offer a few notes? Oh, sure. What is... Do you got any... Do you got any sithy tips for... Why am I doing the hand thing? Do you got any sithy tips for a struggling singer-songwriter who's trying to silence his critics? Yes. Track down the IP address of everyone criticizing you. Go to their homes and then strike them with lightning. Force lightning, if possible. Force lightning. Interesting. So if I was going to do the force lightning, how would I go about it? Like, how do you do that? You sicken me, Randy Newman. Goodbye. Randy learning some force lightning going to go and strike a guy dead. But who do? Randy. All right. Thank you. Thank you, Matt. Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt. Oh, video. One more before we get going. This one comes from our good friend Spiroscythe. Yay. Thanks, Spiroscythe. Thank you. All right, how about, Spyrocythe says, how about Foghorn Leghorn singing the first couple of verses of War Pigs? Aw, I'll fight you. Well, I say, I say, I say here there, Spyrocythe, that I say that there look like there are some generals gathering their masses over there, I say, I say. It's like some daggum witches at Black Masses, don't you know? And evil minds that plot destruction, I say, I say. Sorcerers of death's construction. I say, I say. That was quite good. In the fields, the chickens burning, I say, I say. It could also be Mitch McConnell. I'm not sure. Well, he kind of has a foghorn-like voice a little bit. Thank you so much, Fireside. Fireside, we look forward to your meme. He's going to send us a meme this week, and I really hope both Mitch McConnell and foghorn-like horn. I say, I say, politicians hide themselves away. They only started the war. I don't do a good foghorn leghorn. You'd think I would because I'm literally from the South, but I don't have that. I do more of like the, when I'm doing the sort of like more posh Southern accent, I kind of lean more towards like the Truman Capote, Lindsey Graham kind of, you know, affectation than the foghorn leghorn one. All right, let's get going. Let's start playing some Looney Tunes games. We'll be doing shout outs all night. But first, boy, more. Yeah, that's OK. Yeah, let's let's get. Oh, yeah. So you're going to you're going to queue up first. Yeah, let's do. OK, so I'm going to man the chat and Chris is going to play some Roadrunner. We're going to restart this because I was playing around with it earlier. It's very fun. It's very fun. I was having a great time earlier. It does bring back memories. Just playing an old game, it just reminds you of things. Can you hear that okay? Yeah. It reminds me of being a child and not having responsibilities. Or paying taxes. Not having to pay a twenty two hundred dollar tax bill here in the week. I just got mine back and I owe a little bit for that. quite as much um it's a great it's the the first time it's just it's the worst why does anyone want speaking of that though most of that is a self-employment tax so if anybody has any part-time w-two friendly work in new york that uh but they want to recommend my way I am on the hunt there you go And Chris pays me great. It's literally just that stupid self-employment tax. I literally just need to make just, you know, some type of money from a source other than myself by next year, so I don't have to fucking do that again. Yeah. The American dream is dead. Any politician who just came out was like, I'm doing away with the self-employment tax. They could strangle a puppy in front of me, and I would probably vote for them. You'd vote for Trump if he got rid of self-employment tax? Well, I'm exaggerating a little, I guess, but. I'm ashamed. Well, you know. Oh, look at this. It's like the graphics are so cool in this. It's very. I mean, I think all roadrunner is Chuck Jones, probably, but it's like a Sonic the Hedgehog rip off kind of. Kind of like, yeah, there's a whole speed element to it where you kind of. You know, but you have to avoid the coyotes coming after you. Ah, he says, Matt, only idiots do that. Only idiots do what? What? Pay taxes, freelance taxes. I mean. You know, we have reason. The only reason you are safer from stuff like that is because you're a literal business owner in between all the other hoops and ladders you have to jump through to maintain that. I would rather just. I don't understand how it even works. I just give all my shit to my kind of like. Just tell me what I owe. But when I'm getting back, which never happens. Used to. Yeah, those were fun times. I wish I could go back to myself when I was working hospitality for that science non-profit and I was just so miserable and just shake myself. Like, look, I know things are bad and you have a horrible supervisor who literally spies on you and your social media and is trying to get you in trouble. Really? That happened? Yeah, that happened. But just remember that you have insurance and you get money back on your taxes, so enjoy this while you can. But you just hate every aspect of your life outside of that. all you have to do is just hate everything about your life up until that. And it's a, yeah, I guess it's a trade off. I don't have to, you know, I haven't had to deal with an asshole in about, you know, a year and a half. That's a, that's its own, you know, that's worth twenty two hundred dollars. You know, it kind of is. I know that's famously said the, you know, the true sign of wealth is never having to be around assholes. And it's true, though. Like, I think about that often now, how lucky we are that, Everyone at Dumb Industries, there's never been an issue where we're like, I don't know, this person's kind of an asshole. like viewers, employees. It's like we're never around assholes. You guys are all you guys are all cool. Like and even like the one like because I know we kind of piss and moan about the occasional weird email we get, but like those are so you are between because it happens once like a year or once every six months like is everyone is so damn kind and yeah, it's supportive and cool. It's amazing. It's been a it's been a good time. I don't know where exactly I'm supposed to be running. Um, I don't know. It's probably good for me to get a part time gig and get out of the apartment. Occasionally I'm turning into like the live stream version of Jack Torrance over here slowly as I just never leave my home and just do this full time. I mean, welcome to my world. I very rarely leave the apartment. Hey, is everyone excited for movies or dumb yeti tomorrow? I'm so excited for you guys to finally see this. We've recorded this like three months ago. Yeah, we've been sitting on it for a minute. But we wanted to make sure it was just perfect and we had enough time to really hype it up and everything. Exactly. And so many of you have already pre-ordered the download, which we love you for. And if you haven't already, you can go to dumb-industries.com slash Yeti. And we're experimenting with a new platform called Gumroad, which we're testing out the waters, seeing... if we can offer a free download with live stream access. And it looks like we can go back to and we can't really, you know, say anything yet because we're literally just testing it out on us. But like, if we got that kind of shit going with the MADS, it would eliminate a lot of our weirdness with like separating downloads. Yeah, we're still, you know, there's a lot of factors that there's a lot of factors there. Yeah, I don't want to jump the gun too much because we literally haven't even talked to them about it. But but yeah we're trying it out there's a lot of good things about it it's it's nice that we can we can split profits straight from the the platform and we get paid for every download so we don't have to wait on a big like monthly payout or anything and the other thing is that vimeo on demand has been down for like eleven days and counting and they're not fixing it like they have no interest in fixing they're just horrible humans in general I would if you're starting your own live stream thing uh just do yourself a favor and just don't even with vimeo don't know don't let them into your hen house you know uh why swim sailor do we watch the live stream on gumroad or twitch I'm so glad you asked you can watch them on twitch uh we're gonna be cross-streaming it to twitch twitch of course has ads unless you subscribe on twitch um but if you purchase that live stream download uh access that'll get you total ad free live stream and the download like it'll be ready as soon as the premiere is over Yeah, because we don't have to do any tweaking on these files. Yeah, no tweaking. I'm just going to upload it to Gumroad. You guys will be able to download it. All the tweaking was done beforehand. What I love about Gumroad is you don't need to even create a Gumroad account. You just put your email in. That rocks. So you don't have to sign up for any more accounts. If any of you have been paranoid about what we're doing with your information. You can gift things to people. So let's say you wanted to buy a download for Yeti for someone. just put their email in. They thought of everything. It's a really great platform. It's it seems so good. I'm kind of like waiting to find out what the weird thing about it is, because that's everything we do is like, it seems really great. And then you get like a month or two and you're like, oh, yeah. But so far, so good. So it's, you know, knock on wood. This coyote is coyotes, a real asshole. He's really getting on my nerves. All right. I go. They should have made a Roger Rabbit video game. How did they not? That's wild. Probably because they needed all the rights to the nine thousand different cartoons that pop up to do that. Rock the Rabbit is really the last hurrah for classic Looney Tunes and classic Mickey. Yeah, you're right. Well, because that movie's so good. Yeah, I think it's one of the last things Mel Blanc ever worked on. It was, yeah. And it just treats the characters with just the utmost respect. And it's so beautiful to look at. Still holds up. Watched that somewhat recently. I was like, this movie is still still amazing. Not that I don't like nineties Warner Brothers. I mean, I've talked a lot of smack about Space Jam, but like, you know, Animaniacs, Tiny Toons. Oh, yeah. All that stuff is great. But but like, as far as like your classic Looney Tunes, that's like where that ends. No. What did you just do? I just fell off through like nine layers of rock. I know I fell off a platform. is that bird seed or is he doing like cocaine it looks a little bit of both I don't believe someone someone in like programming is like you have to add the bird seed sign beside that because it looks like the roadrunner's doing blow when he's already going very fast in this game we need to he's definitely bird seed I I really love roadrunner cartoons just for how universal they are like there's never any dialogue like literally anyone can just watch it and get a kick out of it yeah oh people are saying there was a roger rabbit nes game and it wasn't very good oh well there you go they should have did more with roger rabbit like they tried to they made it right though they tried to make a sequel where like roger rabbit has to rescue jessica rabbit from nazis or something like it was going to take place during world war ii which I guess were they going to rip off casablanca the way that roger rabbit one rips off chinatown I guess so. It took me a long time to figure out that Chinatown is literally the exact story of Roger Rabbit. Yeah, but that's any film noir. I don't know. It's pretty close. You ever read the original book who censored Roger Rabbit? Yeah, I know it's very different from the movie, but I've never actually... Alright, do you want to fire up some Taz escape from Mars over here? Danny says Disney has confirmed they're never doing another Roger Rabbit strictly because of Jessica Rabbit. Yeah. Strictly because of what rabbit? Jessica Rabbit. Oh. I mean you can do they have a Roger Rabbit thing at like Disney World now or something where they have Jessica Rabbit and she wears like a detective trench coat now instead of like the wasn't that kind of it's kind of the whole point of it but I'm saying if that's an issue you can work around that it's a Okay, what am I trying to... Hang on, I gotta share my screen. The design of Jessica Rabbit's also just so amazing. She's a good character. The way the dress sparkles and stuff, it's like... All right. All right. I've got Escape from Mars set up over here. Whatever you want to switch over. Can you lower that a little bit? Oh, yeah. I actually can't hear shit over here. Let me get this going through my headphones real fast. There we go. That's what an Escape from Mars sounds like. Eegg-Forty-Six says the book is very different. I've heard that. It's a little more adult, I think. And Dale says the book is wild. Is Roger Rabbit streaming on Disney? I think so. Was that like a Disney movie? That was a Disney movie they made in association with WB, right? Yeah, it was like the last time they ever crossed over. Like in... Which was my I remember that being like mind blowing at the time, seeing Daffy Duck and Donald Duck in the same game. And there was like some weird clause that they had to, like, give all the Warner Brothers cartoons equal time to the loony to like the Disney cartoon. Oh, right. I have those scenes like where they're falling from the helicopter and it's like Mickey Mouse and bugs. Yeah. And they both have exactly the same amount of lines and. Did they have any Hanna-Barbera cartoons in Roger Rabbit? Probably not, right? I don't think so. I don't understand what the rights thing... Does Warner Brothers... I feel like they acquired the Hanna-Barberas at some point, right? I feel like Scooby-Doo is kind of a Warner Brothers thing now. Touchtone Pictures released it, which was Disney's more adult releases or not strictly children movies that's who put out like tombstone and stuff I wish they'd bring that uh that studio back there was a lot of good yeah it was speaking of tombstone r.i.p val kilmer I think this is yeah the first stream we've done since that oh man what a what a great no I think it happened on thursday I think we talked about it oh maybe we acknowledged it we we didn't get into we didn't get into it though I need to watch batman forever again still as the world's biggest batman forever fan Oh, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes. What else? Look at how far I've gotten already. It's so depressing how much I remember how to play this. This game looks great. I've never seen this. It's a fun game once you can kind of figure out what you're doing. Are there any other Looney Tunes in there, or is it just Taz? It's just Taz and Marvin. Marvin. What a good pairing. I loved Marvin the Martian. I went through a big Marvin the Martian phase. My dad loves Marvin the Martian. I had a Marvin the Martian hat. Yeah. You are making me very irritated. Misty Jamie says he played a great Jim Morrison. He really did. So much so that like I saw that movie as a kid probably before I ever saw any like footage of jim morrison yeah in my head like I probably am just thinking about kilmer when I think about jim morrison pretty much yeah it's is that the best music biopic that was ever made no it's not that great of a movie to be honest I mean it's not very like true to what actually happened probably but it's got a lot of little artistic flourishes and kind of but it's like the dewey cox formula you know well That's all of them, though. It's not so behind-the-music-y, though, like most of those other ones. If you're gonna make a music biopic, I'd rather see something like that, with weird little... I always just think of Wayne's World II when I think of the Doors movie, the weird little Native Americans that show up. Ah, shit. When you saw the Native American in your dream, did you find it unnecessary that you could see the crack of his buttocks? Yeah! I had the same dream. Blizzard says it's an Oliver Stone movie, so... He's made some good movies. Natural Born Killers. Oh yeah, that's a good one. That's about it. I don't know, I don't like... He made that JFK movie that, you know, birthed a thousand stupid conspiracy theorists. Yeah... What else did he do? Wall Street is kind of shitty. They made a second Wall Street with an airlock. Oh, with Shia LaBeouf in it. Ugh. Did he do Platoon? I think he did, right? What the fuck are all these guys? Get the fuck away from me. I don't like it. Alright, I'm looking at Oliver Stone's filmography. trying to find some good movies here. Born on the Fourth of July. I haven't seen that in a long time. Oh, that's that's like a weirdly good, like dramatic Tom Cruise role. JFK. It's not like a bad dramatic Tom Cruise role, like when he's in Magnolia and he has that scene where he tries to cry at the end and it's like the most embarrassing thing ever. Natural Born Killers. Nixon. I never saw Nixon. That was like Anthony Hopkins playing Nixon. Why do they get people like Anthony Hopkins to play these iconic kind of people like Alfred Hitchcock? The man's not an impressionist. He's a great actor. It's just weird. What else did he direct? U-Turn? I never saw U-Turn. I think Lloyd Kaufman went to school with Oliver Stone. He always had Oliver Stone stories he was telling us. Alexander, never saw. World Trade Center, I tried watching. It was terrible. W, I watched. It was terrible. Oh, yeah. Is that the one where... No, I'm thinking of Chaney. That's the one where Christian Bale gained all that weight to play Dick Chaney. Oh, yeah. You can get Christian Bale to do anything for you as long as he gets to either gain or lose a lot of weight for it. That's like his whole thing. Okay, how do I get through this now? Yeah. That's still pretty great. I don't know how much that is, like, Oliver Stone, though. Yeah, because wasn't, did Tarantino write that? Tarantino wrote it, but he disowned it because I think so many changes were made to it. Oliver Stone, Oliver Stone, Oliver Stone. Anyway, I think he's been feuding with Oliver Stone ever since. But it's a great movie. I mean, like, Julia Lewis is great in it. Yeah. romancing the danger fields I always get natural born killers in the cape fear remake like blurred together yeah oh my god I was just thinking that I know there's like they came out around the same same time probably that cape fear movie is really good that is really good that's a that's a great remake People say you can't remake, like, horror movies, you know? Like, that's a good point. Don't eat the bomb, Taz. You just gotta make it good. Like, The Fly or Invasion of the Body Stature. It's like, yeah, you can remake something. Just, like, bring your own take to it. Do your own thing. Well, the best things to remake are things where it's, like, a neat concept, like, originally, but just the execution wasn't good, you know, like, you're the thing, or you're the flies, like, what are some other things like that that would... I'm trying to think of, like, kind of, like, the sort of movies, like, the Mads do that would lend themselves to, like, you know, a good remake. Like Monos? Like Dimension Five, I don't know. Nah, Dimension Five's awful. The Yesterday Machine, that movie about the frozen air or whatever. Remake that. I'm trying to think. I'm going through the mad shows. I'm trying to think what could make a good remake. Um... none of them I guess the brain that wouldn't die well didn't they already do that though I think they did but it wasn't I don't know. It was more came. Yeah, it was like it wasn't like that was also not good. Yeah. Or like like movie Joe kind of movies like I'm trying to think like like like a like a good remake of like Pray for the Wildcats, I think could be like, you know, just like a really tense movie about like, you know, or this insane boss trilogy of terror. What if he did like a modern remake of that? That could be good. get like someone get like aubrey plaza to play a role in each one she's like a different character With that little scary... That little scary dude that runs around in that. Oh, yeah. That little guy. Get the fuck away from me. Don't touch me. I'm about to die. Don't touch me. Don't touch me! Hey! Don't touch me! Shade says Trent Reznor watched the film over fifty times to get in the mood for mixing and producing the soundtrack, not for Born Killers. He did the soundtrack to that? Isn't it mostly like me? I guess he just picked, maybe picked the music. Have you seen the trailer for that new Tron movie, speaking of Trent Reznor soundtracks? How is he doing the music for that? Nine Inch Nails is. It's not even just him, like the full nine, which I don't understand really what the difference is between Nine Inch Nails and Trent Reznor solo anymore, but it's specifically Nine Inch Nails doing the music. Oh, that's kind of cool. And I don't think there is any difference. It's just he employs like musicians. You just know it's going to be really like, like, you know, typical Trent Reznor and not, you know, because like he I think like really varied stuff. I think the downward spiral is mostly just him, but he always has toured with other people, including Adrian Ballou, I think, on that tour. The only former, the only Nine Inch Nails collaborator I can ever remember is the one from Filter, that guy. Whoever the fuck he is. Patrick, whatever. Richard Patrick. You know that Richard Patrick from Filter is Robert Patrick, the actor's brother? Really? Like the Liquid Terminator. The hey kid, nice shot guy is his brother's with the Liquid Terminator. I love Robert Patrick. He was great on the stream here. I hope he's in a new season. I like him in everything except for the seasons of the X-Files he was in, but I don't think that was really his fault. I think everyone hated that. When they tried to, they were like, you know what? Maybe we could keep the X-Files going without Mulder and Scully. Then they introduced him and that other lady and everybody was just like, no. Yeah. They're like, oh, well, I guess we'll just end it at season eight then, whatever. Here's some stupid plot about Scully's baby to get us back on track and the show's over. How do I get up to this health thing? I need it. Because I'm going to die again if I don't get something. Brian from Canada says the last Tron movie was horrible. I never saw... I don't like Tron Legacy. Really? It's got the Daft Punk soundtrack, which is great. It's a sequel to Tron. You can only do so much. I think it's fine, though. This new one, the plot of it though, is like, what if the Tron people were in the real world? And it's like, you know, like police cars chasing the light cycle and then Jared Leto's in it. And I'm like, eh, I don't know about this. Olaro says I dug it okay. Maybe I just liked it a lot because I saw it in IMAX. It's one of the few IMAX movies that was actually good. That does seem like it would be pretty awesome. They made a big deal out of all the real world scenes were all in like, two D and then once it goes to the Tron world then it turns three D and the aspect ratio gets bigger and it was a good theater experience. It was fun to see in IMAX. Here's a good question. If you had to pick, you know, just one Looney Tunes cartoon to watch until the end of time, like, Zaslav will grant you one Looney Tunes cartoon. King Zaslav will let you have one. He refuses. He will never delete. What would it be? I've always loved the one where you see... It's like a flashback and you see Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd as kids. And then you see them as old men at the end. Bugs Bunny still blows them up. That cartoon is so good. Rabbit of Seville is a good one. That's what I was going to say. Or the opera one I really like too. Yes. Kill the Wabbit. Kill the Wabbit. I'll take any Marvin the Martian. Yeah, those are all good. You want to hear a weird fact about... One Froggy Evening. Is that the Michigan J-Frog one or is that something else? It sounds like it. A fun fact about that, uh, that opera Looney Tunes cartoon, ah, fuck, I ate the bomb. The opera Looney Tunes cartoon is, uh, because, you know, like, I guess, like, Nimrod is a part of that, and, uh, the reason we use Nimrod as a, as a, like, another word for moron in our culture today is people saw that cartoon back in the sixties that had the character Nimrod in it, and, you know, and Bugs is like, hey, Nimrod, and people just understood it to mean, like, moron based off of the context, and that one cartoon is responsible for making, uh, I also remember Bugs saying, like, what a maroon. Yeah, I say that a lot still. Yeah, what a maroon. I learned pretty much everything from Bugs. But being honest. Melissa says Duck Dodgers. That's a good one. Oh, yeah, Duck Dodgers. Oh, Rushmore says when Daffy Duck was Robin Hood. Hey. There's also, like, Duck Season, Rabbit Season. And, um... I think if David Zaslav lets me have one Looney Tunes cartoon, I'm gonna choose one of the weird racist ones from the thirties. It really sucks that they took all the Looney Tunes off Max, because for a while Jen and I were getting into the habit of like, before we went to bed, we just put on a couple Looney Tunes. Well, there there's still a lot of them on Internet Archive. So if you just go there, it's there's still a lot. I want to say, yeah, it's not all of them, but it's from like the you want to switch again or. Yeah, let's let's play a different one. OK, I got escape from Mars, everybody. Oh, wait, I got to share this tab instead. OK, this is a Daffy Duck game. I'm glad that we were able to find so many games for tonight. Yeah, and they're all fairly playable, so that's nice. They're not bad. Just Daffy Duck in Hollywood. You don't have to just watch me eat shit over and over again until we give up in five minutes like the Superman night we had. Yosemite Sam. But yeah, if you're if you're jonesing for Looney Tunes, they've got I don't know if it's all of the classic shorts, but it's definitely from like, you know, the nineteen thirties, including the weird racist ones all the way up to like the like the early sixties. I want to say you're all on Internet Archive if you look it up. So I don't know if my control is working. Internet Archive rocks. You can find so much good stuff on there. Sorry, I don't know why. I guess because it's a Sega game. You have to map everything again. also all the original mickey mouse shorts are on there I was just like cleaning the other day and I just had those on the background because again I'm all the time just like what do people get out of mickey mouse and I was just watching some old ones just to like see if I could I could you know you know I'm sure anything and I'm sure There's some, I mean, there are, I like the like goofy skiing and stuff like that is funny. Goofy is goofy is good. The goofy movies are good. Donald Duck is a fun character, but yeah, but like Mickey, Mickey Mouse is just like, I mean, Donald's Donald's no Daffy, but he's, you know, it's a, you know, donald has the extended family you know like uh duck tails is good uh tailspin you know all that stuff uh darkwing duck you know oh which level I can pick any of these levels let's go with the creepy cemetery oh for a second they were all blacked out except for this I thought you had to like come on the ducks are cyst is that what this is called that's awesome yeah oh that was a that was a good uh cartoons cartoon where Daffy Duck is like a Ghostbuster basically and he I don't know if I've seen that one yeah he has to oh look it's the same bomb that was in the Taz game what like literally the exact same one wow I wonder if these were made by like the same developers what was the Taz game for that was also for Sega oh okay so that makes sense I mean kind of kind of around the same time because I think this said it was like the taz game's like something like that ah ah library billy says donald's anger issue scared me as a kid forklift killer says watch cartoons online is another great resource there's a lot of good hannah barbara cartoons too on on internet archive I was just watching like some some old school space ghosts the other day on there like not the you know the adult swim space ghost but like the og the original ghost yeah yeah Which, speaking of, we're doing, at the beginning of May, we're going to be watching some obscure Hanna-Barbera cartoons, so if y'all have any good recommendations for that, I will definitely keep that in mind, because I was literally on an archive doing exactly what I was talking about here, you know, and there's stuff like the Herculoids, and like Frankenstein Jr., and like, you know, like all the weird other Hanna-Barbera superheroes, like, I think there's like a Falcon guy, like the Blue Falcon, that's something, I think. all that kind of stuff not your typical hannah barbara's but this game is scaring me well scribbler johnny says freakazoid is solid and readily available freakazoid is a great cartoon it's a it's a perfect parody of like all those superhero things uh it wasn't available for a long time though this game kind of sucks if I'm being honest let's play a different level maybe I went to you went too hard too fast yeah start off on like the the first level oh you can also change the difficulty too if you want to I really want to thumb it down you're not you you don't have to impress anybody here we're just hanging out graphics are good I gotta say and it plays plays well it's very responsive That's good. Yeah, it looks really slick for being a Sega game from ninety four. Jabberjaw, the Freaky Phantom, Speed Buggy. Those are good ones. Speed Buggy has a good choice. Is Speed Buggy the one? No, Speed Buggy is not the one where the kid transformed into a car. I think that's something else I'm thinking of. But a grape ape. Yeah, these are all these are all notes in these down. also like the little owl that sings because I like the singer. Yeah. And the spring sky for boo and a tea for two. I like saying I'm gonna have that stuck in my head all fucking night now. Thank you. Nemes or Colbo says that is turbo teen Matt. Okay, see, I knew I was thinking of something different. Oh, I didn't realize I had the ability to fight these things. Okay. That changes everything! When you said Turbo Team, all I could think of was the Turbo Team from that one I think you should leave sketch. Turbo Team. And they go, you're not in the Turbo Team! You don't get to run! You can walk! Slowly! Oh, I can't wait for more I think you should leave. it's it's literally better than saturday night live I think right now it's far I mean it's it's it makes me laugh harder it is one of those shows where if you try to explain any sketch to someone who's never seen the show you just seem like an insane person like just trying to explain how it's funny that a guy is in a haunted house and he doesn't understand that he can't swear in it like you said it was for adults I don't want to ruin anybody's day. I don't want to give them the worst day at their job. But do you think these fuckers ever... We have fun. Yeah, I think you should leave. It's the best sketch comedy show probably ever. I'm being honest. It really is. It's just so good. I've watched. I think you should be probably more than any other show on Netflix. Like, yeah, I've watched those episodes like at least a hundred times. And I like that it's the kind of show where like, even though like I don't have Netflix, like once a season comes out, like all the good sketches get uploaded onto YouTube pretty quick. So I can, I haven't seen like a lot of the show like in whole, but I've seen like the good sketches a lot. I feel like they do, but I know you've seen the shirt brother sketch, right? Yeah. Um, cause that has a great song in it. The everything, you know, it's all just for show. And it's in the sketch and everything. When they put it on Netflix, because that's the last sketch of that episode. So when he screams and then it cuts to the credits and it plays the rest of that song. And there's something so satisfying about it. But if you watch it on Netflix, you just completely miss the song. Or on YouTube, yeah. On YouTube, yeah. And there's a couple that I really like that haven't been uploaded yet. What was the one with Tim Heidecker where he was... there's a few oh where he's like he's going to the clubs he's doing his weird little dance yes actually I want to go to haunted house more than I want there's been a decade tim kardashian's head fell off all right what time is it is it all guys time uh it's almost nine Do you have any more Looney Tunes you want to play real quick before we switch over? Because I got to, like, do you have another one queued up? I mean, not really, but I guess I can find one if you want me to. What was the Tiny Toons one you wanted to? Yeah, here, I'm going to just, I'll send you the link in stream. There you go. Yeah, just do that. And I'll play that for a minute while you get everything set up. I got to set up my shit too in a minute. But yeah, let me. Get this going. Get my screen sharing happening. Tiny Toons Adventures. Now, Tiny Toons falls into a weird kind of... category of Looney Tunes. Are they Looney Tunes, or is it its own thing? Because the Looney Tunes exist within the Tiny Toons universe, but it's not like the characters are even, like, the offspring of... Yeah, are they, like, clones? I know, it's unclear. Did that... Yeah, there's a cartoon movie idea. It's revealed that the Peter Lorre scientist cloned the Looney Tunes, and that's how he created the Tiny Toons. The White Lady says they are Looney Tunes. Okay. Settled. Whenever I think of Tiny Toons, all I can think of is that one episode of Seinfeld with the contest in it and how Jerry's like, I'm in here watching Tiny Toons. I guess I need to redo these. Hang on. Did anyone watch the White Lotus finale? And if so, without spoiling anything, what did you think? Danny, what's the co-op game tonight? We're going to do Fall Guys in just a little bit. In fact, I'm going to get my Switch set up right now. This is like a Game Boy game, basically. Right? This is for NES? Ooh. Probably, yeah. It's so weird how long they were making games for the NES. I always forget that they were still making stuff for that way late. It was such a good selling system that they were just like, yeah, fuck it, we'll just keep making NES games, even though the Super Nintendo was the thing. Everybody who played this had one of those newer NESs with the top loading. Alright, so here's my next question. If the Tiny Toons are Looney Tunes, are the Animaniacs Looney Toons? I think the Animaniacs are, like, proto-Looney Toons. Like, they're supposed to be, like... They're, like, again, when you watch, like, those weird racist, like, you know, thirties Looney Toons before, like, you know, before Bugs Bunny was, like, a thing. Nineteen thirty-three. and then there's cartoony It's weird, it's like there's a substitute for every Mooney Tune, but... Yeah. Again, they're not the offspring of the... Like, that's not Daffy Duck's son. Is Tiny Tunes where Elmira came from originally? Yes. And then I think she crossed over to Animaniacs. Because she became with Pinky and the Brain, yeah. Oh, Pinky and the Brain. Pinky and the Brain were Animaniacs characters. Right, that was originally Animaniacs. That was when Pinky and the Brain jumped the shark, is when they shoved Elmira in their show. Right, because... Because they changed the setting of it and everything. Yeah, the full Pinky and the Brain show, I remember just being so funny. It was better than Animaniacs. Yeah, I'll agree with that. I guess the popularity dwindled at some point. Razor says, what was the Porky Substitute name? Good question. What was the Porky Substitute's name? Peppa Pig? Yeah, that's something else. Peppa Pig is the pig that has two eyes on one side of their head. I guess Elvira is like Yosemite, or Elmer Fudd, I think. That makes sense, yeah. Elmira, Elmer, yeah. Max, the rich kid, is Yosemite Sam. That makes sense. I don't understand how it helps me to change from being the duck to the bunny, but it's fun, I guess. What's all this? What's all this, then? Hampton! That's who he was. Collect as many carrots as possible. Hampton! Hampton in. Oh, thank you, guys. Sorry. I was looking this up. I didn't see eight people already. There was Dizzy Devil. Um... The furball, which I guess was like Sylvester, even though he wasn't really... What's the Tweety Bird thing? Uh... Sweetie Bird. Oh. I don't remember a Tweety Bird being a fart. I didn't watch the Tiny Toons as much as I did Animaniacs, I feel like. Ah, balls. Oh, stupid. We have some Animaniacs defenders. You know, Animaniacs was a really great show. I really like Animaniacs. I hate that they took it off Hulu, except for that new Animaniacs, which is not as good. I didn't watch that. Yeah, they made it. Don't even bother. It's the writing's not as good, and it also has the problem where, like, all the voice actors sound visibly much older than, or sound audibly, I guess, much older than they were, like, like, Yakko sounds like he's, like, sixty-five years old. I'll be right back, I don't know what's going on here. Yeah, I'm not even gonna go in there. I'm not even gonna fuck with that this time. Not even gonna do it. Not gonna do it. Ah, crap. There's nothing more demeaning than just being unable to beat a children's video game at thirty-four years old. It's like, Inga and I have been playing Super Mario World in our spare time, and the inability of two grown adults to beat a children's game is amazing. We're on the final level, and that's a hard game. Like, they used to just give kids just hard friggin' games. It's, uh... Oh, speaking of, when I get done playing, I gotta show you what Inga got me for my birthday. It's pretty... It's pretty sick. I was telling Chris about it earlier, but my camera wasn't working, so I couldn't show him. Alright, I finally got my Switch set up. Okay. We've... Are we tiny-tuned out, then? Yeah, let's move on to Fall Guys. We all tuned out over here. Before we get going too much further, I still got to show you. Inga got me for my birthday the Lego Mario Piranha plant, which I have already completely built. Wait, let me put you on the big screen here. On the big screen. that's made of Legos. That's all made of Legos. Yeah. And it's all my, that is so cool. And you can like, you can make it like lean forward. You can have his mouth as open or close. That is amazing. And he's a bank. Like there's a little slot behind here where you can drop coins in and a little trap door on the bottom. It's a, yeah, it's a, and I just broke one of the leaves off the side of it. Matt, God damn it. It pops back on his Lego is fine. Uh, but yeah pretty cool pretty cool stuff okay let me let me run and turn my switch on real fast let's do the damn thing do you want to put my switch up on the thing too I've got my video card and everything hooked up um I don't know it's up to you it's a little it's a little different yeah don't why just why don't you just join and then I'll just have the game up on here I think it's a little less jarring, too, to watch. Well, if you want me to, I can. Because we're only going to be able to see you until you beat the game or die, and then we can change to other people. But also, I do not enjoy having to trick StreamYard into letting me use my second screen. That's what I'm saying. Let's just keep it nice and simple. Keep it nice and simple. Sorry, my cables got all wacky. Oh, my God. And Chris and I earlier today, we're figuring out what we're going to be doing for May for Dumb Brothers. And we've got some fun stuff. Yeah, check out the Dumb Industries calendar. Oh, you've already got it all on the calendar, so I'm not spoiling anything? No, we've already got... We're doing a Virtual Boy night coming up, and I'm so excited. We found you can emulate Virtual Boy games on the internet. We were playing Mario Tennis for Virtual Boy earlier. It was incredible. I found the Wario game, and it all has the trademark red-black graphic vector kind of design. It's going to be fun. I am very excited. So now where do I? OK, host. Create lobby. Yeah, Brian from Canada says Lego has some amazing sets. You know, it's kind of bullshit. There was a piece missing from this, like I got like halfway through the first bag and there was like a like an integral structural piece missing, which luckily I had another Lego set I could borrow from. But I'm have to make a trip to the Flatiron Lego store to be like, yo, I need one of these. well the amount of money you pay for lego sets now I'm like that thing better be able to like you know the very least it should come with major joe says my brother got a virtual boy in clearance for twenty dollars I sold it a few years ago for five hundred dollars that is awesome well done okay join yes there's the red code everyone eight two q e v Let's see who we got. Players list. Farley Salas. Rat Miser. Sounds like a real winner. Sounds like a real piece of shit. It sounds like I'm like a miser, but about the band Rat from that spelling. Everything after Out of the Cellar was bullshit. Round and round forever. Uh... yeah we got a the the goal is to try to get like at least like ten people to play most of the good games on here but I think once we have like seven or eight we can start doing yeah really anything I think I saw someone earlier said that they saw the Minecraft movie and it was surprisingly good. I haven't seen it yet, but I think I'm going to go see it with my niece and nephew this weekend. They already saw it. So I'm hoping I've heard it's like kind of trash, but kids, but kids have fun watching it. And that's all that matters. It's no worse than like when I dragged my poor grandmother to see the Pokemon movie in nineteen. Oh, yeah. And she sat there just like, what the fuck is happening? Yeah, my mom took took us to see all the Ninja Turtles movies. She sat through all that crap. I can, I can visibly remember being in the Pokemon movie and hearing my grandmother mumbled to my mom, like, what the fuck is happening? Just like during the, the Pikachu's vacation short. Uh, I think everyone is updating their fall guys right now. We can hang out. We can, we can have a little chit chat for a second. Or is there, is there any, you can look at what games there are. If there's anything that can support three people while we just sit and have a, have a sit for a second. because once we're done with that it'll probably won't take too long we'll be back on the main screen and uh go to see I guess there we go yeah so it'll show you like you know the players on the bottom there so yeah two to sixteen all the all the sports ones kind of suck but uh Yeah, I never know what's one to pick. Here, keep going. I'll tell you if I see anything good. The button mashers is okay. Oh, solo squads. Like, if you just want to try to do solos, that says it'll take two to however many people or squads. Yeah. Oh, okay. Do solos. Yeah, see what happens there if we try to put three people into one of these kinds of things. uh I'm sorry I really should have anticipated I should have posted once we figured out during our meeting today what we're going to play for the group game I should have posted something so y'all could update before yeah I'm going to uh be better about that uh when I send the emails out one I'm going to do it earlier in the day but two I'll uh give people we've been doing the jack box game so much lately I guess we kind of just got out of All right, we got another player. We have four now. We got Roger Kaputnik. Oh, you've got to go to start game, I guess, once you select the game that you're doing. Thanks, Matt. No problem. Oh, yeah, this is a fun little move between rotating rings to avoid the rising slime. This one's all right. Did anyone pre-order Nintendo Switch to sound off in the chat? Well, if you're in America, you fucking can't. Yeah, so is that only in America that they got rid of? I think that's only in America. Nintendo's launched a site where you can now register to be interested in the Switch. I guess once they put the presale live everywhere else, they're like, well, I guess we want to have something for the Americans. They must be so pissed because everyone's going to say, oh, Switch, too, is going to bomb because of this. It's like out of their control. It could be a great system, but no one's able to buy it because it's too expensive. Yeah. Oh, look, is it me and you now? Oh, it's. I fucking shut the fuck off. Fucking fuck you up. That wasn't me. I'm eliminated. So I don't know. Oh, are you? I thought you were the little orange guy. Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm about to be hoisted. Oh, the orange guy is Farley Flavors. Okay. fuck you up. I'm gonna fuck you up. Ah, shit. Oh, no. Oh, God. That's what I get for going after people. Way to go, Farley. You did it. But also, you know, like Nintendo consoles, they do have that thing where like every other one seems to not do that great. So it's, we're kind of on, and this is kind of a Wii U-ish thing where it's like, it's sort of the last console and it's only like a little updated and it's not like kind of, you know, super game changing in any way. And it was going to be more expensive regardless of what, you know, so it's, I don't know. I think a lot of people are probably just going to opt to stick with their their regular switch I I yeah if it's not insanely expensive I might look into getting like the oled switch or something if that comes down in price with the switch too but like that's kind of where I'm at right now here in a couple years maybe I'll get one though I am curious what the updated zelda breath of the wild and tears the kingdom on it look like but yeah what's that kind of money is it gonna update the graphics I think it's mainly just like because you know when you play those how they're like such big files that like they kind of like run a little slow sometimes or they uh yeah you know they kind of like chug you know oh I know I played Breath of the Wild on Wii U like, you know, like it's dropping frames. So it's like it fixes a lot of that kind of stuff and it runs smoother. Like I've seen videos online, but like graphically, it doesn't seem that much better because we've reached, you know, that point, like like when games change generations, there used to be like such a graphical update. And now it's like, you know, like the difference between the PS four and the PS five is like I can barely tell when I look at screenshots sometimes. Yeah, I know it's gotten to that point where it's yeah, we've kind of plateaued. it's like you know everything's kind of that way like like cell phones are that way now like back in the two thousands like it was you know like like it felt like more important to get the new iPhone every time it came out it's like oh shit the iPhone four it's got like Siri in the front cameras and every technology was just like increasing at a crazy rate I know and now it's like they can barely find features to add to it We've moved the cameras around a little bit, so you can't reuse your old cases on it. And it has AI, I guess. I don't know. Yeah, we just got new iPhones because we were eligible for upgrades. Well, you picked a good time to get it before everything goes up. It was like a trade-in thing. but we both got iPhone XI's for free, which is pretty sweet. I should probably look into that soon, because I'm still rocking the iPhone XII. Part of me is like, I'm not sure if I would get... like what I could get like for free from my plan. And honestly, if I just get the battery changed on my iPhone twelve, I can. Oh, yeah. Like I can make it last for walks. That's the only thing with my iPhone right now is that you get a little close to your mic. Oh, yeah. I'm trying to play my switch. I can't. I can't move the mic. I can't. I feel like not a whole lot of people are able to join this game. Okay. You want to do like one more round and maybe why don't we do some like riff tracks just because we can get everyone in on it. All right. We've decided to give up on making you all play fall guys. You win. Oh, you reminded me of this the other night. I do have Clue on here. That could just be one night where we just play Clue with everyone. I'm into that. But the question is, is that how do you screen share that to where you're not just giving away all of your cards and everything on the screen all the time? It's like Jackbox. You put your screen on the TV and then you enter the code. Oh, okay. So you can still be wrong, but because that was like, you know, like, cause that, cause I was always picturing it'd be a situation like when we tried to play that, that drawing game that one time, you know, and it was like, Oh yeah. Your screen. Cause there was like stuff on it that gave stuff away, you know? That's right. Well, we'll look into it. I've also recently downloaded a, it's probably on switch. I, it was for free on my phone. There's like a monopoly you can play and that could be kind of interesting to do like a weird monopoly night. Oh yeah. Yeah. You know, if you want to watch us just like fight with each other on camera. I don't think I've ever seen a game of Monopoly that hasn't ended in a fight. Let me get my keyboard. Yeah, hold on. I'm just going to take this off screen for a second. Get this. I think Rift Tracks is Kickstarter's ending tonight or tomorrow, like very soon. Yeah, and they already unlocked the Mary Jo thing, right? yeah so that was so cool of them last year we offered some mads downloads as part of their um kickstarter and those got unlocked and this year we offered a an upcoming mads download that's going to come out very soon and then I compiled a an episode of the marriage appeal show that kind of acts like a a pilot of sorts. So it's kind of like a it's like a compilation kind of. Exactly. But it plays like a full half hour episode of The Marriage Appeal Show. So that just got unlocked. And these are all part of their stretch goals. They met their goal. They met their goal like immediately. I want to say within forty eight hours. Did you get the code? Yeah, I got it. I'm still getting going over here. Give me two seconds. That's a fun code word. OK, I'm in. Oh yeah, I have to join. Yeah, that might be helpful. Vertrex.games. But yeah, Vertrex, they're always just so supportive of dumb industries. Have they got to the MADS best of shorts volume two yet? Yes, that was like the first. Okay, very nice. And then the Mary Jo one just got unlocked. yeah stay tuned for more news on that best of a night of shorts volume two we're gonna be because we're gonna do votes on that like we did for volume one again and have like a little fun live stream for that uh before that gets you know all right everyone I'm putting it in the chat head to riff tracks dot games I gotta find do you have the that mary joe peel thing is that in our vimeo so I could put it on like our twitch occasionally or something like is that um It is. Unless you just don't want me to. Well, it just hasn't really been released yet. Well, I would wait until it's released, of course. But yeah. Okay. Oh, the room filled up. The room code was Slaw. I've never seen that happen before, where it's just like a word. Coleslaw. If you guys are watching on... making it to the game and you're watching on Twitch, you can still play in the Twitch chat. Everyone's riffs are played back and you vote for your favorite. I'm gonna need to drink some more. At the end of all the rounds, the player with the most points wins. I bought this whole little carton of booze. I haven't even touched it all game. A carton of booze? Well, it's like a... What happened out there? You wouldn't believe me if I told you. Try me. Xander? What happened out there? You wouldn't believe me if I told you. It's that time again. Enter your rift now. And I'm in. Tank, I'm in. Yeah, it's going to be a fun week. It's going to be a fun month. We got a lot of neat stuff. We do. Yes, everyone get on our newsletter. Dom-industries.com slash newsletter. There's so much stuff coming up in April and beyond. That's the best place to find out. Like he came? What? You wouldn't believe me if I told you. Try me. A guy was picking his feet at an McDonald's. Well done. You wouldn't believe me if I told you. Try me. Mad. Exposed his nipples. What happened out there? You wouldn't believe me if I told you. Hand ring. Try me. I saw a bird. Okay, I built the story up a bit. You wouldn't believe me if I told you. Try me. He said his name was Kevin Smith, and he had a script he wanted me to read called Chasing Amy. What happened out there? You wouldn't believe me if I told you. Hey, aren't you Zander from Buffy? Is that who it is? Yeah. Ghoul ate my ass. Oh, my God. Well, I guess I'm choosing all the ones that talk about me in some way. I'm easy to pander to. It said my name. Who said a ghoul ate my ass? Is it Matt? Did Matt do that one? I don't know. Yeah, I think that is Matt. A ghoul ate my ass. That's my least favorite Goosebumps book. Goosebumps, a ghoul ate my ass. Oh my goodness. Ghoul is a fun word. Yeah, ghoul is, it's funny. There's a lot of fun ways you can use it. What are some of your interests, Charlie? Ghouls? What? You know, like little green ghouls. There you go. Pandering pays off. Good job, Bazaar. Oh, Jackie, please. Nice. Brian from Canada. Yes, I was. I was a ghoul. I'm shocked. You caught me, OK? The question is, how vaguely racist should I get with this script? yeah Fu Manchu that's one of those things I think we should try to reboot Fu Manchu for the new millennium this incredibly offensive character we'll try to give him agency and make him you know like a good example I wouldn't be the first racially insensitive character that's ever been rehabbed in the public eye. It's like, I don't know if you've ever, like, read, like, old comic books, like, old Green Lantern books, and they first introduced, like, Jon Stewart, the Black Green Lantern, and literally all of his dialogue is like, hey, you jive sucker, I've got my Green Lantern ring, and I'm gonna, and now he's just like a, you know, like a nice architect, and he's a good character. Rejuvenate, now for your pecs too. Hee hee, it tickles. Okay, okay, I'll never show my nipples on Twitch again. For the last time, you are not Goldfinger and I am not James Bond. Still less painful than Venom, the last dance. Nice. So that's where beef lo mein comes from. The riffs are in. Time to vote. First, second, third. My controller. My controller. Please don't kick us out of the game. I don't think it does. Okay, good. Good, good, good, good, good, good. So, no, I just got to remember to touch my controller every three minutes. Touch butts. Reach out and touch. Somebody switch. Make this stream a better place. But I itch. I like how it says when you vote quickly, it's like waiting for the slower players to vote. Waiting for these slow fucks to finish up. Oh, what happened? It froze again. Oh, there we go. Switch is scaring me. It's like the Switch knows that there's a Switch, too, about to come out, and it's, like, misbehaving. It's like when a new iPhone comes out, and they always put out that convenient iPhone update that just makes your current iPhone just, like, fucking suck right before the new one comes out. I hate that. Like, why is it so hot now and the battery's so bad? Yeah, why is it hissing? Nice, Jackie. Well done. I haven't watched Venom in the last dance yet. Full disclosure. All I know is that the God shows up in it. He's like one of the lamest characters of the last five years. Oh, here we go. Captain Marvel. He full on grabbed that man by the tank. Like, oh, just gets him right by the gooch and just the gooch got him by the gooch. Enter your rift now. Danny says, hard disagree, Matt, the king in black fucking rules. It's just, I think it's, well, I mean, the symbiote, full disclosure, I hate all symbiote crap, basically, after Venom, and even a lot of Venom stuff, once he got past his initial millenarcs, is kind of lame, but yeah, the fact that there's, like, a god out there who's, like, the god of all the symbiotes, and he wears, like, medieval armor for some reason, and, like, it's a little silly for me. also I just think it's so lame I just think those movies are so lame that they acquire like they have the rights to all these spider-man villains but cannot even say the word spider-man I don't understand like the the current rights situation between sony marvel because like benson get him by the gooch captain marvel One on the ding, two in the sting. Why did he do that to that actor? Wait, where was I grabbing him? How many takes of that do you think they did? I know. Can I put some baby powder on my gooch before we do the next take? That dummy had a chubby. Never take your shoes off at McDonald's again. Got a favorite riff? Vote now. Get him by the gooch. But anyway, Vincent D'Onofrio, I guess in an interview, recently said that he can only be Kingpin in the shows for Marvel. They can't use him in the movies. I'm like, what's even the difference anymore between the two? Because Sony has weird rights to Spider-Man. Sony has Kingpin, though? for movies yeah so it's like that's how marvel gets around it is by putting them that's why it was in the daredevil movie michael clark duncan but that was like the two thousands I don't know I know and was that also like a fox joint like I don't know if maybe they had a different arrangement or something I don't fucking know Because I guess, yeah, Kingpin more counts as a Spider-Man villain. He did a lot with Daredevil, too, but he's primarily a Spider-Man villain. Oh, Ryan from Canada says that was a license that Fox ran out, so that makes sense. Well, why can't they just get the fucking license to use him in this? If Fox could do it, then Disney, you know, probably could. Right, I know. Fox did it. Oh, I just thought... I got no votes for my one on the dink two in this thing fine I thought I voted I guess I didn't fine I liked it I thought it was a very good riff we should help him we've got to let reggie know that we're not happy that we don't like what's going on right Yeah, Reggie's our friend. We should help him. We've got to let Reggie know that we're not happy. That we don't like what's going on, right? You've seen the clip. Now enter your riff. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Hang out with my piranha plant over here. You can take the little piranha plant out, too, and you can just have it be a little... Have we already talked about the Avengers Doomsday thing? What are your feelings on that? Hold on, I'm still... Oh, you're still writing? Write the fuck up. I'm trying. This one's hard. Here, let me... Let me see what's going on in the chat while you're doing that. People keep writing Kingpin. When I say Kingpin, I always think of the character. When I see people, when I see Kingpin written, all I can think of is the movie Kingpin starring Bill Murray and Woody Harrelson. That would be a fun reveal is if they had a Spider-Man movie like the Kingpin will see you now and then Woody Harrelson comes out. We should help him. We've got to let Reggie know that we're not happy. That we don't like what's going on, right? But how we do it without getting tariffed anymore? Yeah, Reggie's our friend. We should help him. We've got to let Reggie know that we're not happy. That we don't like what's going on, right? Randy Newman voice. Gonna give Reggie an intervention. Cause he's on drugs that we won't mention. Gonna give Reggie an intervention. We should help him. We've got to let Reggie know that we're not happy. That we don't like what's going on, right? Yes, I failed my Toy Story audition. Why do you ask? Yeah, Reggie's our friend. We should help him. We've got to let Reggie know that we're not happy. That we don't like what's going on, right? Sounds like Reggie needs to get his hose under control. That's clever. Reggie's our friend. We should help him. We've got to let Reggie know that we're not happy. That we don't like what's going on, right? Werner Herzog was a weird choice to direct Toy Story Five. Yeah, Reggie's our friend. We should help him. We've got to let Reggie know that we're not happy. That we don't like what's going on, right? Where is this chessboard from that it fucking sounds like it came here on Ellis Island or something? I don't know. Please don't tell the Trump administration that I am an immigrant. They will take me away. I'm doing the hose one. I'm doing the Randy Newman one. It is weird that like, because like Kingpin's like the main villain of Venture the Spider-Verse. I guess animated, it doesn't matter. Well, that's a Sony thing. That's a Sony movie. But Marvel does have the right to use all the Spider-Man characters as long as it stays animated because they made that new Spider-Man cartoon that was on Disney+, which I watched an episode or two of. It's fine. Not the best fireman cartoon ever, but certainly not the worst. It is a show. It's better than that fucking what-if cartoon that went off the goddamn rails so fast. I never watched anything past season one. That last season, like, it gets weird. Nice. Nice. No votes again? I'm really off tonight. I'm sorry, guys. I'm sorry. This was all your idea, Chris. I know. Wait a minute, Obi-Wan. This was all your idea. Okay, Rippers. It's the final round. Now this is getting out of hand. Now there are two... Oh, I love this short. this doesn't get any votes I hate all of you no Bazaar had told me. Good one, Matt. Thank you. Bam, bam. Lisa Jeff, like a six-piece chicken McNobody. That's one of my favorite lines from Space Ghost Coast to Coast. When Birdman takes over the show, he's like, It's like, you should be dead, and you should be hunting for scraps, you six-piece chicken McNobody. I don't know what just reminded me of this. Oh, the six-piece chicken thing. Yeah, they're opening a Chick-fil-A in Forest Hills. Oh. Like, soon. Are they still, like, are we supposed to still not code? Well, they're so fucking expensive, you don't have to worry about that too much. They're fine chicken sandwiches, but they're just way too expensive, and all their other problems. As a subhuman cog who only exists to be exploited for profit. The trombone's a nice touch there. Great use of sound effect. Trying to see yourself as your employer saw you. Naked. Trying to see yourself as your employer saw you. I make a nickel, they make a dime. That's why I pooped on company time. Yeah. Classic. That's why I jerk off in the bathroom on company time. Imagine Chris doing a riff. Oh. Okay, we all had a good laugh. I think you just got bullied via riff, Chris. I think I did. It's the first. I've got to go with the sad trombone one for first. That one is pretty good. And then I'm going to do Naked Second. I'll do that one. What did you think I would do at this moment if I could take back twenty years? He's got a cake knife, says Chick-fil-A. They're still assholes. Oh, good to know. You won't be going there. I'm a big fan of the Popeye's chicken sandwich, except that it just keeps on giving me diarrhea. You know, there's worse things in life. I ate a Popeyes a couple weeks ago, and I think my intestinal distress from that was worse than the colonoscopy prep. I'm not even joking. It's probably my fault for eating a large mashed potato in the same sitting. Nice, Matt. Yeah. If this one got any votes, so help me God. Jackie! I thought we were friends! I think it means it's a good thing that you wrote on Movies are Dumb Yeti. Yeah, because you got some good riffs in that. There are some. Yeah, that's going to be so great tomorrow. I know. I'm looking forward to watching it with all you guys. I specifically made sure during our meeting today that Chris had one particular joke he did during one of our sessions. I'm like, you have to use that one. And once we do it, I will reveal what that is. But he sings a little song. It's fun. There we go. We got that music going. But yeah, that was it. Thanks for hanging out with us tonight, everyone. I don't know why I turned into Jay Leno there. I'm like, yeah, it was a good time. You seen this? You heard about this, Kevin? Matt and Jackie say, sorry, Chris, I hit the wrong one. Yeah. Liar. A likely story. I'd love to play more. It's past my bedtime. And yes, I hope to see everyone tomorrow. Yep. Another little pre show for us at seven forty tomorrow. I'm putting that together right now. And once we're offline, dumb TV will come back up. I'm doing our our Christmas and April lineup, which means I have ran out of other configurations of episodes it takes a lot to come up with a unique lineup every single day but yeah we're going to be watching Christmas stuff so I got the Mary Jo Peel holiday ads followed by Santa Claus vs. the Devil followed by Christmas Consultant and then the movie Joe Wonder Woman so there's some good stuff there tonight if you're in the mood for a little holiday cheer in April that sounds like so much fun I think Emmy's coming back today but there's going to be a new Weird Wednesday this week new Weird Wonderful this Wednesday And we prerecorded the Yeti thing, so we already have that all set. Yeah. But head to dumb-industries.com slash Yeti. You can get... ad-free live stream and download access together if you'd like to make sure you don't have any Twitch ads. And if you'd like to just see us using Gumroad more in general, like I said, we're really looking at this as our test. So if you like this, vote with your dollar. Let us know what you think because I want to know what the process is like for you guys. It really helps us determine if it's something viable for us. Pursuing more in the future because, yeah, we would love to get away from Vimeo as much as humanly possible. Yes. they are awful just go to the vimeo subreddit if you want to see what I'm talking about it's just one it's like seven posts a day where it's just people bitching about vimeo it's it's kind of hilarious but uh but yeah so that's uh that's exciting you know and uh and everybody gets paid nice and quick from it it's good great great trivial oh are they live yes I think so I haven't tried to take my twitch revenue away from me dan wally you fuck no we should definitely we should definitely raid trivial dispute um Let's do that. And thank you so much, everyone, for hanging out tonight. Yeah, this has been so much fun. I feel like we all got to know each other pretty well here. We got to see me fully shirtless. We got to hear all of our opinions about Mickey Mouse and Looney Tunes. More importantly, we learned a lot about ourselves. But yeah, thanks for watching, everybody. Yes, you are allowed back. I didn't take it as a slam. Unless you meant it as a slam, in which case... Get out of here. Come on and slam. And welcome to the jam. There, look, I tied it all back around to Space Jam. Look, it's fair game. We're all... Come on and slam. If you want to jam. Everybody get up. It's time to slam now. Rushmore Sankey says, I'm surprised we haven't seen Matt's nipples until now. Matt, goddammit, stop it. We're going to get banned. There's so much hair covering them. How much can you really see? My chest hair distribution is very weird. Thanks for watching, everybody. Have a good night. We'll be back.