Matt & Chris fire up the proton packs once again to play some Ghostbusters games, namely the Extreme Ghostbusters game for Game Boy Color and more of the actually good Ghostbusters video game for Switch! Then the Super Dumb Bros. play a tense game of Trivia Murder Party with viewers!

Transcript: The guy everybody wants to sell. Now you see me, now you don't. You think you will? He's watching. Yes, he's watching. I suppose winning the game by hitting the mark, this game's over before it starts. Keith Jackson, tight end. Yeah, boy! Quarterbacks, that's a friend. On the field, I'm bad and bold. But the best thing about me, I got hands of gold. Reggie White, defensive end. Hit quarterbacks like a man's sin. Like a good minister, wouldn't I think? I helped him up for the sake that I bless you. Wes Hopkins, come my way. Catch the ball, you've got to pay. When you think you're in the clear, I'm the man you've got to be. Wild, wild wits. Dirty water's so sick, you see. I'm just as nice as it want to be. Two hundred pounds of steel and bone. My advice is to leave. Craig, Gary, the trash man. I make a play when nobody else can. When they say it's an impossible catch, that's when my body starts to change. When they're young and they call me the ruler, I'm the one that's cool and good. Hit them high, hit them low. Good God, everybody's got to get the ball going. But he's watching you. He's watching. Yes, he's watching. He's watching you. I'll do anything to please the buddy you man. My number one job is specialty. I make my living busting spleen. Yeah, boy! Ah! I've done it! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. baby baby I'll get down on my knees for you Yeah, I'm a freak. I've been a freak since the seventh grade. All my friends are freaks. My mom and dad are freaks. What are these kids talking about? I'm a Jesus freak. A Youth Matters Report, Wednesday on Fox News at Ten. Come down Wait, I'm in the way. All right, come down I'm begging you, somebody come. Come down, you gotta come down. I can't, the machine's not moving. Man, I don't know how to work the machine. See that old lady over there? She looks like, she looks like the old babysitter that you used to have. You hated that babysitter. She used to send you to bed without any dinner. Kill, kill the old lady. Take her out. Can I help? You? You are aboard the Imperial Warbird Kazan. You're here to explain this. Oh, the new Hallmark Star Trek keepsake magic ornament. Pirated from the Romulan Empire. Looks up, Commander. It lights up. Tell us what you know. Oh, well, the Romulan Warbird ornament is a gold crown stores only for a limited time. You should get yours soon. Call one eight hundred Hallmark for the store nearest you. You guys in town for a Star Trek convention? From now on, you'll be with me. Don't ever forget about your brother! Thank you. There we are. Now, whichever way you look at that, your brain will tell you that the long end is nearer to you. Now, it is nearer to you now, but now I'll put it back near my body. Now it's nearer to me, but it still looks as if it's nearer you, doesn't it? Because you're used to seeing things bigger when they are closer to you. Now, here's the spinning motor. It's simply a piece of cotton thread tied to this corner and tied to the other corner, and I've wound it around in my fingers so that when I let it go in a moment, it'll unwind, the thread will unwind, and you'll see the thing spinning. There we are. I'll hold it at the same level as your eyes, and we'll let it go. Now you know that it's turning around in circles. In fact, if you look at it from above, you can see that it's turning around in a circle. But now your brain is doing something strange. It's telling you that it's not going around in a circle, but it's oscillating. In other words, it's turning partway, stopping, and then going back the other way. Now that's a strange effect, isn't it? But if you think that's strange, wait till I add something through the middle. What am I going to add? Well, I'm going to add a ballpoint pen. And to do that, I've placed a little piece of double-sided sticky tape on the ballpoint pen. You can use ordinary sticky tape if you like. I'll place it right through the centre of the window and press it in place like that. Now this time, by fixing on the pen, you'll be able to see that the pen is going around in a circle and not going backwards and forwards. But what's your brain going to tell you about the window? Will your brain allow you to see the window going around in a circle with the pen? Or are you going to see something really strange? Well, have a look at that. That's unbelievable, isn't it? You can see the pen going around in a circle, but your brain is telling you that the window is going part way around and turning and going the other way. And yet in order to do that, the two things have to pass through one another, the pen and the window. You know it's not possible. You know it can't happen. And yet as you look at it, you see them going through one another every time they go around. an amazing illusion, the Ames Window. And I think you're going to have a lot of fun making your own. Parker Jr. Here we go with Ghostbusters. Woo! If there's something strange sleeping in your bed, let me tell you something. If there's something Let me taste Bustin' makes me feel good Bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin' Yeah yeah yeah yeah Thank you for watching! Let me tell you something. Sleeping makes me feel good. I ain't afraid of no sleep. I ain't afraid. Boston, Boston, Boston, Boston, Boston, Boston, Boston, Boston makes me feel good. Boston makes me feel good. Boston, Boston, Boston, Boston, Boston, Boston, Boston, Boston, Boston, Boston, Rusted makes me feel good. Rusted makes me feel good. Oh boy, Joe Exotic ventriloquist. There's creepy creatures going on. Now this is officially a horror movie. You know, Edgar Bergen would be a better get for this party. The early years of Wayland Flowers and Madame were not as good. This is why kids in the sixties had to do drugs. Yes. Our friend was killed yesterday, but we can sing and laugh about it now. Castro. The movie The Party had a shorter party scene. Kids are leaving this party and volunteering for Vietnam. I need a Lars von Trier movie to cleanse myself of this. I say let the monster kill them all. Yes. What's great about this movie is the consistent tone from one scene to the next. Coming soon to weird and wonderful Wednesday watch-alongs. You are cordially invited to return to a time. Are you at home? Yes. To anybody? Yes. To the tax gatherer? No. When greed was good. It was your brother's dying wish that you might do something for his children. Our father, your brother had a noble heart. Which beats no more. Evil. What do you think you're doing, eh? Was not pretty. Capturing wayward boys is something of a speciality. Take it, be thankful. And survival's thought was an adventure. This is my faithful friend and fellow traveler. His face practically erupts with drama. From Charles Dickens' thrilling classic. My name is Nicholas Nickleby. I am his uncle and even I can see that he is no good. Jamie Bell, Jim Broadbent, Tom Courtney, Alan Cumming, Dame Edna Everidge, Edward Fox, Ramallah Garai, Anne Hathaway, Charlie Hunnam, Nathan Lane, Christopher Plummer, Timothy Spall, Juliet Stevenson. Bravo! Streaming in the extreme. United Artists presents Nicholas Nickleby. This is a family drama. Those are always popular. Tremendous, positively tremendous. Alright, yeah, we're gonna watch a pig hollering video. It's a four minute long video of a pig hollering contest. Oh, it's Peter Griffin. Oh, he's with the police siren. What? So who votes? Are there judges? Thank you. The pigs. Like a panel of pigs. Like a panel of pigs. Thank you for watching. Sorry, I misspelled some success. It's almost better that way. Yeah, seriously. I love that drawing. That is an excellent drawing. Okay, the blue shirt, that's my rendering of a beach. I love it. I want to be there. Oh, and that should get this baby out of me. I'm sure the point of this is not for me to clarify. Perfect! This is why I hate games. I love it better that way, Mary Jo. No, seriously. Get this baby out of me. Thank you. Bye. I don't know what just happened. That was weird. I don't know what just happened. That was insane. Did you change the scene? Yeah, I changed the scene, but it somehow, for some reason, took us off. Entirely. Anyway, hey everybody. Hey everyone, how's it going? Welcome. The first one of you that comments wouldn't be a dumb industry stream without a tech issue. I'm going to show up at your homes like the end of Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back. It's already happened. Did you comment on so and such forum that Jay and Silent Bob are fucking clown shoes? Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no, we wouldn't. It's, uh, but, uh, but yeah. Hi, everybody. It's Monday. Hey, everyone. It's Monday. Welcome to Super Dumb Brothers, our retro gaming livestream. We all made it. We survived. It's feeling like I'm kind of in, like, a, I don't know, it's just, like, I feel like, I feel like a little glummier than normal Mondays. It's been, like, decent weather outside, but I'm just feeling very, it's a very gothy kind of Monday. It's been, like, about to storm, but not quite outside all day, and, like... Yeah, it was like eighty degrees on Saturday and then suddenly became like forty five degrees. It was weird. Saturday was so nice, but I didn't go anywhere specifically because I knew that just like every idiot and their brother would be out on the first nice day. And I was just like picturing how awful like Prospect Park was going to be. And yeah. Oh, yes. That's where I was. I was at Prospect Park. Oh, you were at Prospect Park. How was it? It was great until it suddenly felt like it was going to start pouring and we had to leave because it's like you ever feel like temperature just drop like ten degrees like instantly. It's kind of scary. But, you know, my brother lives right across the street from the park, so we just ran over to his place. Yeah. what's the weirdest is like when you feel that weird pressure drop where it's like I can I've never like been in a tornado though but I've been in enough tornado warnings to know that like weird kind of like change in the air pressure and sort of like where it feels cool and warm at the same time kind of to be like something bad's about to yeah and it's like it's that kind of It's that kind of vibe. Has anybody here ever been in a tornado? Sound off if you've ever been. Yeah, let us know. If you've ever had a personal run-in with a tornado. That always fascinates me. I love shows about tornado hunting and those idiots with a truck who just get way too close. Um, oh yeah, definitely. And thank you. Well, thank you everyone for being with us tonight. I see, uh, so many of you in the chat. Yes. Yes. Thank you everybody for being here. This stream could be haunted. That's good. That could be what happened. Cause we're playing Ghostbusters games tonight. What if there's a phantom of the live streams? What if Steve that we fired has been showing up silently? I think you just wrote our next Witching Hour episode. Matt, I think you've just come up with our new long-running narrative for the show. It's haunted. That Steve has been Phantom of the Opera-ing all of our live streams, and that's why we have issues, and he's just been behind the scenes pulling the strings. Penguins, nine-one-ninety-two, tornado went through our backyard, lost roofs on a couple buildings nearby. Oh, my God. I hope you're okay. Was that recently? Oh, my God. That's terrifying. That is so scary to me. Luna Macaroon had been stuck in Iowa my whole life, but surprisingly, I've never seen a tornado in person. That was, like, such a fear of mine growing up that those would happen, because especially the years that we spent in Michigan where it was so flat and everything. Because, yeah, the one good thing about the Carolinas and how hilly they are is they don't lend themselves well to those. Rushmore Yankee says, I dated someone who had their house fall in on them during a tornado. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. God. Library ability. One popped up. Make the lead. Wow. A little damage. Razor's Edge. I saw a twister in the theater. Does that count? Yes. Yes. I love the ending of Twister where they protect themselves from an entire tornado by tying themselves with belts to one pipe in the ground. That's such a great ending. Yeah, Twister's a great movie because it's one of those two-word pitches in a movie. It's like Bill Paxton, tornadoes. That's three words. What if Alien or Predator but with tornadoes and Bill Paxton? Yes. Twister or Twisters. I haven't seen Twisters yet. I feel like all the best nineties movies have a weird scene like that where they're mostly good. Like, like Twister is mostly a pretty decent movie, but then there's that scene where they tie themselves to the belts that just kind of just takes it over the edge a little bit. And another movie like that I always think of is Speed with Keanu Reeves. There's that scene where that bus just jumps that bridge and And it flies up in the air. It flies up in the air and it doesn't go off any kind of ramps or anything. It's so great, though. I love that movie a lot. Flying cows. Yeah, Commando Crow. There were flying cows. I believe Jamie Girtz says, we've got cows. I got to call you back. We've got cows. I remember that being a thing that kids in my school talked about like, yeah, and then you're in the theater and the cow just flies by and it's, it's like the, like the tornadoes in the theater with you. And when I tell people stories like that, now it makes me feel like I'm one of those people back in the twenties who saw like a movie with a train coming toward the screen, you know? And everybody was like, Oh, gb and he says my favorite part of twister was the evil meteorologist led by carrie ells by the way yeah the evil the evil ones who rely on technology more than good old-fashioned uh just getting real close to one with a truck they stole bill paxton's idea it was it's unbelievable philip seymour hoffman's also in that movie yeah one of his earliest roles I believe uh he's kind of annoying though it's like before it was like before like boogie nights where you're like oh my god this guy's like an amazing actor boogie nights is before twister no it's after really when did boogie nights come out I want to say like ninety seven ninety eight maybe it was after then I always thought I always think that that's boogie nights ninety seven twister ninety five okay ninety six sorry okay it was a year before I don't know why Boogie Nights always gives off more early nineties vibes to me, but, um, I guess it's kind of timeless in that way where it's, you know, it kind of, it's a movie about the seventies. So it's not like, you know, and it crosses into the eighties. So yeah. Because so many other things about the nineties, you can really identify the difference between the early nineties and then like the mid late nineties. Like for people who talk about like the grunge aesthetic being like what they think of for the nineties, that was such a short period of the nineties. When I think back on it, because like, because like ninety, ninety one, even ninety two are still kind of like the eighties a little bit. And then you have like that alternative period where it's like, I don't know, like Warren's cherry pie came out in nineteen ninety one or like nineteen ninety. oh yeah there was a little crossover there yeah like in depeche mode like uh was still putting out albums then and like yeah you had like the very death throes of like hair metal and that kind of stuff and then like the grunge periods kind of like you know like the like smells like teen spirits like ninety two ninety three to like I don't know ninety six and then like ninety seven through two thousand or like that weird matrix boy band kind of aesthetic I always think of more yeah uh anyway anyway these are my theories on on the evolution of style throughout the decades this is here to play this is now a ted talk games speaking of things that came about in the the two thousands uh I have a game queued up that we didn't get to last time I have the extreme ghostbusters video game speaking of things that are peak nineties aesthetics see I worked this all around to what it uh what the theme actually was all right so we're we're gonna do some extreme ghostbusters right now this was of course based off of the cartoon that came out in like nineteen ninety eight I want to say ninety nine and it's like a sequel to real ghostbusters and it's about hip new ghostbusters led by egon and egon's got a ponytail I see can you lower the volume a little bit yeah Sounds like a Nine Inch Nails song is playing. It really does. So we're going to do some of this, and then I'm going to play some more of the Ghostbusters remaster video game. The good game. Yeah, the good one that we started last week this morning. An antique dealer on Eleventh Avenue saw its... I can't even fucking read this, and I don't even really care. A short while later, a city block was assaulted by a horde of devastating phantoms. The disappearance of Garrett and Roland is certainly connected. Okay, so we have to save Garrett and Roland. Roland was the black Ghostbuster made for this, and then Roland was the Ghostbuster in a wheelchair. Which I'm all for diversity and everything, but when you have a team where it's so clearly they're trying to fill a certain quotient for every character, it just feels very... Because there was a wheelchair Ghostbuster, there was a black Ghostbuster, there was a goth girl Ghostbuster, and there was a Latino Ghostbuster. It felt like they were like, we need one of everybody exactly in this. Crankor asks, what's the group game tonight? We're going to play some Trivia Murder Party, the Jackbox game. Yeah, the Saw game. Oh, we should also say we're going to be doing our live shout-outs like we always do. Oh, yes. Also, yeah. If you'd also like to watch tonight's program completely ad-free, you can do so for free over at dumb-industries.com slash superdumbos. And as Matt said, head to dumb-industries.com slash donate and Donations of any dollar amount will get you a live shout-out. We've got our first one already, Matt. Nice. What have we got? This one from our good friend Punk Nerd. Punk Nerd, thank you. Thank you, Punk Nerd. You rock. And this is the other thing about shout-outs. You can request we do an impression. You can let us go wild. You can ask us a question. Whatever you want to do. So Punk Nurse says, David Lynch and Paul Stanley singing the Ghostbusters theme. Love you, my dude. Sorry, half-baked tonight. Hey, me too. It's all good. Get fully baked, because we're about to sing some Ghostbusters. Uh, okay, so yeah, so I guess I'm gonna be Paul Stanley, so. People! How you doing, people? Well, I got a feeling. Well, I got a feeling that if you have a ghost in your house, if there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Ghostbusters! And if there's something weird and it don't look good, who are you going to call? Ghostbusters! Yeah! I ain't afraid of no ghost. I ain't afraid of no ghost. Busting makes me feel good. Busting makes me feel good. I ain't afraid of no ghost. I'm afraid of no sleep! I'm afraid of no bed! Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! I gotta say, I've only seen, what, two minutes of this game? It's quite extreme. It's so extreme, like, I don't even know what the hell I'm doing here. It's, uh, like, do you just drive around in a circle? Like, what the... Like, I thought I'd get to be one of the Ghostbusters. I don't understand what's happening. This is for Game Boy Advance? This is a Game Boy... Well, I think it's a Game Boy Color game, maybe. It's late-nineties still. No, it's gotta be Advance. Really? Because I thought the... When did the Game Boy Advance come out? Like, two thousand, two thousand one? And this is more like the late-nineties kind of thing. Extreme Ghostbusters, I thought. Right. It's Game Boy Color. But there also was a Game Boy Advance Extreme Ghostbusters game called Code Ecto-One. I'm impressed by the graphics on this. If this is Game Boy Color, it's not bad. Yeah. Game Boy Color is one that I... Oh, did I do something? This is like the original... Oh, I did a thing. This is like the original Grand Theft Auto, basically. Well, not anymore, but... Oh, I get to be Kylie, the goth Ghostbuster. I have action figures of all of these somewhere in my parents' house. I had, like, all the extreme Ghostbusters. I had Egon, I had Roland, I had... So kids are still into, like, Ghostbusters in the nineties. Well, yeah, like when that was coming out. I think, like, yeah, there was just a lot of excitement for anything Ghostbusters at that point. My niece, when she was, like, two or three, she saw the Ghostbusters movie and was, like, obsessed with Ghostbusters. Oh, yeah. She got it. Dylan, too. Well, I think it's like we kind of came from that generation where it was like, you know, like the real Ghostbusters were very easy to get on tape or to watch in syndication. So when they started making the new cartoons, it was it was like an exciting kind of follow up. And we had the original Ghostbusters taped off of the ABC Disney Saturday night movie or whatever, which is basically the same as the release one. It just doesn't have the scene where Dan Aykroyd gets a blowjob by a ghost, which I think that's maybe better. I still don't understand why the movie comes to a screeching halt for that to happen. It adds nothing. And it's during a montage. They're showing the Ghostbusters are becoming serious business in New York City. They're doing all these things. It's the only time I think a censored version of a movie is better. And then it cuts to Dan Aykroyd getting a blowjob from a ghost. It sounds abrupt, but that's exactly what happens. That's exactly what happens. That's why it's so silly to me when people treat the newer Ghostbusters movies like it's some serious Steven Spielberg type thing. I'm like, it's a movie where a man gets a blowjob from a ghost. I don't understand. yeah I I think it was I mean the story was is from a scene where they spend a night at like a haunted house oh yeah it was from like a bunch of cut footage they had but like why use it like just because because they had it I guess they went through six hours trying to get dan ackroyd's pants unzipped without it looking like you know anyone was doing it like we have to use this footage or dan ackroyd's gonna be so pissed he showed his underwear for nothing dan akroyd had a lot of weird things that he wanted in films that people told him no on all the time yeah the original ghostbuster script was apparently like insane the original blues brothers script was apparently it was apparently like a like a three or four hour movie in its original cut because dan akroyd wanted to tell the story of like every single person in the band from like yeah he's insane he's he's a crazy person he uh when left to his own devices without being checked he made uh nothing but trouble like the weirdest movie I think I've ever seen I mean did he also write blues brothers two thousand he must have he had some significant stake he wrote it with john landis I don't think I've ever seen that like I just I've heard nothing good about it ever I need to watch the Blues Brothers again at some point. That's one of those movies that I don't think I've ever sat down and consciously watched from beginning to end. It was always on. I know it was on as a kid. It was just like it was on all the time. So if you make up all the like chunks that I've seen over the years, I've probably seen it in its entirety. But. yeah like anytime I went to like one of my parents parties it was like there was a room with these brothers it's like it's either blues brothers or star wars and like that's how we watch those yeah like uh the green mile was a movie that was that way for me for a while because it's like long as crap and it was just there was a period in the nineties when it was just on like tnn or whatever like every other day Or TNT or whatever. We've got pop. Yeah, we gotta find that commercial still. Are you gonna make me drive the friggin' car again? It makes you race to the place where the ghost is and it's so realistic. This reminds me a lot of, uh, we're going to play at some point in the future. We still haven't figured out when, uh, we want to do like a Tony Hawk pro skater night. And I was telling Chris about like the, the game boy advanced versions of that, where it just, it's like, it's not even anywhere close to the same game as the console version. we'll uh yeah because there's a new there's tony hawk pro skater three and four remaster coming out soon so we'll definitely do a tony hawk night I love those games but it was so funny that period when they were like you know there'd be like a big game that came out and and there's some games where like the game boy version is basically the same as like the release it's just a little you know watered down like a uh like all the donkey kong country game boy ports are on the switch online and oh yeah and they're they're pretty close to the release version so there's you know definitely some games we can get away with that but yeah like tony hawk that's it's nowhere near what the game boy color is capable of you know yeah driving the Ecto. Are you supposed to feel excited that you're driving the real Ecto-One? Wow, I feel like a real Ghostbuster. Yeah, hell yeah. It is exciting. It's kind of bullshit that it makes you go all the way back, though. Oh, yeah. Who's excited for Matt TV tomorrow? Oh, yeah. Don't forget everyone. Matt TV. Everyone's favorite eighties BJ. Head to dumb-industries.com slash Matt TV. You can register. It's a totally free thing we're doing on our website tomorrow night, eight p.m. Eastern. Totally free. I'm probably going to do what I've done in the past, where I'll have just a couple longer blocks, and then in between I'll pop up for a second, I'll take a couple requests, and then play a couple more pre-made blocks. Library Ability wants her matte TV. Yeah. I want my Matt TV. Yeah. Uh, we'll be taking, uh, donations and stuff during that too, but I don't want any of the, uh, I'm not going to do like, uh, requests for donation, you know, kind of thing. Just request whatever in the chat, because I, at the end of the day, as the DJ, uh, my only requirement is that, uh, the music, uh, that we put on that you're able to either shake your head or ask to it. So, uh, So I reserved the final right to... Hey, Volcane and Tinger. I know she told us how to say it last week, but I forgot. Thanks for joining us. Oh. Matt, a lot of people looking forward to Matt TV, Alchemox. Nice. I like I like getting to play uh like a dj bj kind of role I often say that I feel like I was born in the wrong era and had I been uh this age in like the the mid to late eighties I would be a weird radio dj for like a a smaller market somewhere Matt, where can people send their requests tomorrow? Well, I mean, we'll be doing them in the chat that night, too. But I guess if you want to get them to me early, you can always find me on Discord or email me. There you go. And maybe I can work those into some of my longer ones. And everyone join the Dumb Industries Discord server. Dumb-Industries.com slash Discord. then while he says matt refuses payola unlike dick clark yeah dick clark except like bribes to I don't know if he ever did but that was definitely a scandal at one point like there was a big radio dj whose whole career was ruined by that essentially but I mean isn't that like kind of happened in every industry oh there used to be more standards that was like a do you know anything about like the quiz show scandal yeah in the Can you get a little closer to your mic? Yeah. Sorry. Uh, yeah, I saw the movie quiz show. Oh yeah. I saw that in the theater. Luna Macaron says the show will be a good accompaniment to working on my burlesque costume for this coming weekend. Oh, that's awesome. Nice. Oh, Dan Wally says Dick Clark was busted for it and ratted out tons of other DJs to not be prosecuted. So can they do that to, like, the friggin' Trump administration then? Come on. I wish. Come on. Ugh. You ready to do a little your Ghostbuster? Yes. Let's do that. All right. I might have to run to the for some reason my blood sugar feels like it's being kind of funky. I might whip myself up something real fast if that's cool. Go grab some sugar. Yeah. Hang on. Code red. Grab a code red. Code red. Code red. Code red. All right. Well, Matt's doing that. Let's do one of these things. One of these things. There's my switch. Okay. So when we left off, I was still in the hotel from the first movie. And this water main just broke up. It's just running down the hall and all of a sudden we got water. And there's very little light. Better use my PKE meter. I'm scared. I know someone last week mentioned possibly playing Ghostbusters Spirits Unleashed. And that game does look really fun. I just didn't want to buy a game just for tonight. But if you guys... If a bunch of you have it, or at least a few of you, let us know in the chat. Maybe we'll pick that up and we can do that for future co-op games. I don't know where I'm supposed to be going. Probably shouldn't shoot streams right into the water. Get this over here. If folks didn't see the announcement in the newsletter yesterday, the Mads are back on April fifteenth. Oh, there we go. April fifteenth, of course. We just announced who our Q&A guest is. And if you've seen it, you know it's pretty damn exciting. From the kids in the hall, everyone. Kevin McDonald is going to be our Q&A guest. Now, this is exciting for obvious reasons, but even more so for... It just adds to my... The multiple times my birthday... Because my birthday is April, the night of the next Mad Show. My birthday is linked to the kids in the hall and has been linked to the kids in the hall multiple times throughout my life. The first thing I remember is just seeing Brain Candy on my birthday when I turned thirteen. Yeah. I was about to say, I'm going to have to tell Kevin McDonald when I come across him here in a week or so how much I love the scene where he comes back and he tells his son that he's like... He cleaned the gun. And he pets him like a cat. I know, it's so great. And he's playing his own dad, too. Yeah. about the gun did you clean the gun he's just like in his suitcase falls open that's great uh so yeah that happened on my birthday then um about ten years ago my brother got me tickets to see the kids in the hall at town hall on my birthday And then, like, two years ago, my wife got me a cameo from Dave Foley on my birthday. Nice. And now I will be hosting an interview with Kevin McDonald on my birthday. Bruce McCullough's doing something in the city sometimes. I saw that at the Bell House, yeah. We should go to that. Yeah, if you feel like it. I love all those guys there. So good. Bruce McCullough, I just felt like I just love. I think it's like mainly brain candy that I like about them. I love cancer boy who's. Did you see the doctor in me? Did you see? I don't know exactly what I'm even looking for. What's this? What's the chat saying, Matt? I'm sorry. I was... Normally, I'm able to wait until after I get off. Oh, I didn't realize you were here. My stomach was, like, turning. Oh, right. Oaken Indian Grill says, I used to watch that show on Comedy Central. Oh, yes. That's all that Comedy Central used to show, was just reruns of The Kids in the Hall. I remember in college, yeah, like, Brain Candy is one of those movies that would be on all the time at, like, two in the afternoon. It was always like that. And then, like, there was, like, a weird, like, nineties comedy movie with Paul Rudd that was just always on. And I want to say, like, maybe, like, Reese Witherspoon was in it, too, or something. I can't think. There was, like, a bunch of weird movies that I, like, only saw because they just happened to be on at, like, three in the afternoon when I was in college between classes. And we also talked to Paul Myers, who did a bunch of Kids in the Hall stuff for a thing we did. I talked to Paul Myers yesterday. He was very excited to see Kevin MacDonald. It was going to be on the show. And Paul Myers has a book about John Candy coming out very soon in the fall. So who knows? We might see Paul Myers on some dumb stuff. I have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing here. My sister's already read that book because she's a librarian and she got one of the early e-copies that they do. Oh, really? Because that was the thing. Paul emailed me. I thought I'm on a bunch of like publicist email lists people that just send me like you know books to read and stuff and I could have sworn I received a copy of the john gandy book and obviously I haven't read it yet but I when I emailed them I was just like hey how's it going I got your candy book uh I haven't had a chance to read it, but I can't wait to check it out. And he was like, he wrote back. He's like, wait, how'd you get my book? How'd you get the book? He's like, I don't remember giving your info to the publisher. And I look back and I could not find any trace of this thing. But I do. I mean, it's like, I get, I get a lot of things from publicists and, and, and galleys like a lot from like authors and stuff. that I just in my head I was like nope uh yep I have that already Paul I'm gonna read it just haven't it's a good thing I wasn't like I read it and I loved it you did like the modern day equivalent of when you tell like a comedian good set but you weren't even in the room for it good set um actually I just ate shit if you were in the room and not smoking outside with your little crew you would know that uh but the book comes out in the fall and that's gonna be uh I can't wait to read that because I love John Candy Yeah, because my sister got the e-copy of it. She was talking about how she got it because my dad who like never reads anything. If you go on my dad's Facebook under the books he's interested in, he has the Bible listed twice. He's serious. That's his. Like he's never been just like a big reader. And he was like, my sister was telling him about the John Candy book. And he was like, that sounds like something I might be interested in. And so she went, she got it for him. And then later, like I found him like, oh, Paul wrote that. Like, I'm like, yeah, we know him. Yeah. Yeah. So if your sister had said, I got a copy of the book, just haven't checked it out yet. She'd be telling the truth, but she would also be like, you know, she'd have a good answer. I just misremembered. I was just like, uh, I think it's like one of those things where she has access to one of those portals or because there's like, you know, there's like early versions that they publish before, like, you know, they do like the final, like, you know, spell checking and everything, whatever those are like the early reader version. copies or whatever I have a few of those I briefly temps for Barnes & Noble corporate in the city and they have just like a ton of those laying around their break room they're just like you want to take one of these I'm like sure so I have all these like random murder mysteries full of typos probably Can I just blast through this stuff? Razor's Edge says, lol, he has the Bible listed twice. Dad's a good guy, but he's just, like, he's never been terribly imaginative. He loves, like, cars and basketball. He does have, like, this weird preternatural ability to be, like, if you show him a picture of, like, any car from any era, he can tell you, like, what make and model and year it's from. Oh, that's cool. I keep trying to tell him that he needs to start, like, a YouTube channel or something, but... Matt, what would you do in this scenario? I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing here. What would you do if your son was at home? The PKE meter is going crazy, right? I obviously have to get across this, but I can't. Break on through to the other side. So you can't just jump up over that? Is there a jump? There isn't you because it seems like you should be able to like climb over that right Cover trap poking in and grill says your dad sounds awesome Matt. My dad is awesome He loves YouTube channel, there's like there's a handful of YouTube channel He follows were like guys just go and they find like a beat-up, you know Like station wagon or like an old Ford like, you know Taurus and then they like fix it up and I He was literally watching those while, like, his whole thing is he's just, like, sucked into his iPad now, and he always has his headphones on, and he doesn't listen to anything, like my mom tells him, because he just has his headphones on and is, like, watching his iPad. But, uh, when I was home last time, we had on, like, aliens on the TV, and it's like, you know, we're watching aliens on a giant TV in their living room, one of the best science fiction films ever put to celluloid. a scene of a woman in a mechanical, you know, lifter suit fighting an alien queen and he is just sucked into his YouTube shows about... about fixing up station wagons and... He did try to bond with me when I was younger over like more kind of nerdy stuff. But every time he tried to bond with me, it was almost like the worst movie he would take me to. Like here's a collection of films my father's tried to take me to to bond with me over my interests. Spider-Man three, X-Men three, The Last Stand, Star Trek Nemesis. what's wrong with that I mean the movies might not be good but it's just like it's just like all the worst ones to like pick to go like it's like he never like happened to be the person to take me when it was like anything good like a good one yeah like like mom like took me to go see like batman begins you know and like uh yeah sometimes you just have bad luck yeah star trek nemesis that was one of those movies that we left and it's like I was just talking and you know dad I'm like I'm like I don't even know why I like this either like after watching that like that's the one with tom hardy and uh let's see tom hardy plays shinzon the clone of picard and he's openly admitted that he was like on crack while they made that movie basically oh my god really which explains a lot about his performance I feel so much better good we don't want you to die it normally like it's fine like it's you know like I can usually wait till later to to eat but I think I just like I've been caffeinating way too much for like as empty as my stomach was and I just started feeling feeling funky did you get a code red I didn't get a code red but I do have one of my my mexican cokes over here so I can because I'm trying to enjoy those as much as I can before April fifth, when everything that's not explicitly made in this country becomes nine hundred thousand times more expensive. Ah, what a world. What a great time to be alive. As I've said in the past, it's the best time in human history to be alive, and it's still horrible. What a great takeaway. Wise Twin Sailor says, you didn't like B-Four in Star Trek Nemesis? Who's B-Four? There's another Data brother that's discovered in that movie, because Data has an evil android brother named Lore, but then he has another android brother that's discovered in Star Trek Nemesis named B-Four. Is it still played by Brent? It is also played by Brent Spiner, yeah. His whole thing is that he was a prototype, so he's Data, but stupid, basically. That is great. Yeah, it's Star Trek Nemesis. I think as much as I've not been the biggest fan of newer Star Trek, I think Star Trek Nemesis is probably the absolute lowest point. Really? It's maybe the worst piece of Star Trek that's ever been created. It's just so dark and dour and there's like a weird kind of like rape scene almost in the middle of it. That's just like horrible and And that's, like, the send-off to that. That was the final thing for Star Trek The Next Generation for, like, a solid fifteen years until they made... That's the thing, is that, like, I don't know, like, Star Trek Picard Season Three wasn't, like, perfect. There's a lot of issues with it still, but it at least felt like it was a nice send-off. It's like all those trilogies in the eighties, you know, where it's like, you know, Last Crusade's not a perfect film, Return of the Jedi's not a perfect film, but they'd at least be, like, good send-offs, you know? Like, it's... and it at least feels better than yeah because because yeah like shinzon dies in a in a gross creepy way at the end spoilers and then like you know data also blows up trying to save the ship and everybody kind of goes off and does their own thing and you're like The only other Star Trek that was coming out at that time was Enterprise, starring Scott Bakula, a show I've recently began rewatching. And again, I don't understand quite why I'm doing it. Brian from Canada says, Star Trek V ran out of money. The original plot was decent. Star Trek V is also not a good movie, but it's like at least kind of fun bad. That was the one we were talking about the other week where they fight God. Got a fisherman ghost here. So I guess within the Ghostbusters universe, when you die, you become a Jim Henson-like puppet that you can see through. Yeah, like, it's... They need a Ghostbusters movie. If you're gonna make more Ghostbusters movies, they need one where they really explain how the afterlife works in these films. Like, how do these ghosts come about? Like, is there a hell in the world of the Ghostbusters? Is there, you know... nice going you might really be the right person because yeah a lot basically if you're a bad person when you die you become like an evil version of the thing you were in life dressed exactly as your profession or what yeah because there was like the ghosts and ghostbusters too or they were the you know in the electric chairs and right the scolari brothers like is that how they just have to spend forever just looking like that and Oh my god, the Scolari brothers. And then if you're in a ghost trap, what's that like? Could they trap Egon's ghost from those new movies in one of those ghost traps? What would it be like? I tried them for murder. Gave him the chair. I've seen Ghostbusters too. A lot. Ghostbusters two it's people crap on it a lot it's it does have problems I like the beginning of it where it goes over what they're doing now the first fifteen to twenty minutes I think are wonderful yeah yeah great first act then like Peter Venkman's like stupid show that he's doing and the other two are doing like birthday parties and Egon has his like weird experiments with that kid I know But then, yeah, and then, like, the Ghostbusters get back together, and for whatever reason, it's just like the same movie again as the first one, but... And I've never got why they made the logo, the Ghostbusters II logo, in the movie. I know, we were talking about that last week. It's... It's kind of bad. Oh my god. They should have carried that over for the new Ghostbusters movie, like in the Frozen Empire. They all just have the Frozen Ghostbuster on their outfits. Why do you all have that? Because we're in Ghostbusters Frozen Empire. I've said it before, and I've said it again. Don't make more Ghostbusters movies. Just do an X-Men, another season of real Ghostbusters. Oh, they should totally do that. You'll save more money, and it'll probably be better quality. That's it. It's losing strength. Keep tearing it down. and sony is pretty on their animation game in general I know those spider verse movies are so damn good I don't understand how the disparity between like because like yeah their animations like those spider verse movies um did they have anything to do with that new teenage mutant ninja turtles movie the animated one they didn't but I think that was what they were going for um I mean, but they've done other, like, big, cool stuff. But then, like, yeah, their physical movies are, like, that Kraven movie. Did you ever see that? Wait, say that again? The Kraven movie? I haven't watched it yet. It's on Netflix. Should I? I mean, I'm fascinated by Madame Web and how awful that was. Those Sony Spider-Verse movies are kind of like, once you get over the audacity of them deciding to do it and how much it shits all over the Spider-Man legacy, they're all so bafflingly weird and bad that they're kind of fun to watch for different reasons. I don't know if Sony's decided if they're going to make more of those yet or not. No, I think they've already said after the Venom one, they were like, that's it. We're not doing this anymore. Because they were trying to build, I think, towards another attempt at that Sinister Six movie. They wanted to put out enough of those standalones without the villains. Yeah, but without Spider-Man. It doesn't make any sense. Yeah. But they introduced Null, the Symbiote King, in The Last Venom. Like, you've got to have some plan for that, but... I do like that we're out of place with animation, though, where you can make stuff like those Spider-Verse movies or the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie where they... They feel very cinematic while still being animated. I think once the MCU burns out, they should just reboot and give Marvel to Pixar. Do all animation, yeah. Do a Pixar Fantastic Four that just looks exactly like Jack Kirby Fantastic Four. That's what I remember saying after seeing Into the Spider-Verse. I was like, they should just do that. That's the best way to adapt a comic book. You know, do like an uncanny X-Men movie where it looks like, you know, the Chris Claremont comics and everybody's costumes are accurate to like the era that it came out in. And also when you're doing voices like that, it's much easier to replace them than when they're physical people who age on screen. I have a lot of thoughts for these companies that if they've just listened to me that I could save all these companies. Like, I keep saying that, like, Disney should stop doing the live-action cartoon remakes they do because even the best of those is still just, like, why did they bother? And instead just start, like, redoing the graphics on those older Pixar movies. Like, just release Toy Story again, but with, like, updated graphics, like, would they remake a video game, you know, or something? Yeah, I'd love to see that. Cause Toy Story four, as much as it's, you know, not the best of those movies, like it is impressive what they can do with CGI now, or you can see like the dust particles like floating through sunbeams and stuff like that. And if they put that level of attention into Toy Story one again, like, you know, don't change anything about the movie, you know, blocking or editing or sound wise, just update the textures and make the dog look not so weird, you know? The people in general in those first couple toy stories look kind of rough. The toys look fine because they're toys, but they really don't dwell on people's faces in those first couple for good reason. No. You know what's good is the Jungle Book one. That's like the only good one. I watched Mufasa. I always forget about that one. I need to check that out. And then I think, didn't he do the Lion King? Jon Favreau? It's like awful. I watched Mufasa, the prequel that just came out. And that is just kind of, you know, it's like the same exact story. Yeah. I miss that weird era when Disney was doing, like, sequels to their classic movies, you know? Remember that? Oh, yeah. They're just like, we're doing Cinderella II now for some fucking reason, and it's straight to DVD. Those Cinderella sequels go off the rails. Like, I think time travel is a big component in one of them. It doesn't surprise me. Like somebody time travels and stops Cinderella from becoming like the queen or something. That's really me not liking it. They did a Lion King too, of course. That movie's great. Is that like Simba's pride or something? It's like, it's like the son of Simba and like the daughter of Scar, like fall in love or something. Now they have a Romeo and Juliet-esque thing. I don't know how Scar had a daughter when he was eaten to death by hyenas in the first one, but you know. Maybe there's like a lion in vitro sperm bank that... Should I turn our bed music off? I think it is off. Oh, you know what I'm hearing is my stupid extreme Ghostbusters scream that's been up in the background. I'm like, what the fuck is that sound? I apologize if I've been talking kind of loud. I completely just... We'll play like ten more minutes of this and then we'll switch over to the grub game. Oh my god, it's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man! Oh my god, he's back! statue of liberty bit from two was definitely trying to be like the same vibe oh yeah stay puffed but it's not it's not as good stay puffed is like when that thing first shows up and that it's so perfect it's like the silliest thing but like the special effects are so good yeah just like god there's just so much like as a kid like that's what everyone loved was stay puffed I have a Stay Puft Marshmallow Man over here. I should have got to show up on camera. I had a glow-in-the-dark Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. My Stay Puft Bank, it's one of those horrible banks where you put coins into it and you can snap its head off to get inside it. It's not a very practical bank, but it's orange-looking. It's supposed to look like when they all hit it with the beams at the end. Yeah. I always kind of feel bad for Staypuff when they start shooting him with the beams. He looks so sad. He makes that face. He's like... I've always felt bad for him there. Like, no, don't hurt him. He's just a Marshmallow Man. I always really liked the Staypuff Marshmallow Man when I was younger. Like, the lady that appears first used to scare the crap out of me. Like, she's so creepy to a kid. Oh, Zool? Yeah. Was it Zool or... Yeah, Zool. Are you a god? No. Then die. Then die. That movie's so perfect. It really is. It's got the perfect tone in terms of humor and everything. I know. It's a classic. It never gets old either. I could watch that movie every day and still find it funny. And the ghosts all look great in it. Yeah, it's a really good special effects. Oh, right. Oh, Ikiwashi says Zool was the terror dog that possessed Dana. Oh, yeah. Then Ben's Kortho possessed Lewis Tully. yeah it's really like the perfect types of people who all came together to make this because you got Dan Aykroyd with all of his like weird beliefs and everything that like infuses just enough lore into this but then you had like all the commie sensibilities of everybody else yeah and it doesn't get bogged down in the lore but you can tell if there's more kind of beneath the surface to all of this that you know makes it Yeah, they gave all the characters the right traits, like Egon's the scientific, logical one, Bill Murray's the everyman, Dan Aykroyd's... Dan Aykroyd. He's obsessed with the occult and supernatural. And then Winston's kind of the everyman. Who's Bill Murray? He's the... Just the wiseass? Yeah. He's also a scientist. And I know people, like, say a lot that, you know, it's, like, you know, rough how they treated Ernie Hudson and that, but I kind of love in that movie that one of the Ghostbusters is just, like, a guy who's just kind of uninvested and he's just there for, like, the money and he's not really, like... He's just, like, the fourth guy and he's just, like... It's like on Futurama how there's, like, Scruffy the janitor, you know, like... I gotta say the switch joysticks like they're so shallow and like they're how far you can move them. Totally. These kinds of games where you have to get kind of precise with how you it's like really hard like driving. Look, I, I a hundred percent at Arkham Knight with the switch joy cons. You don't have to tell me how difficult it is. Like driving that Batmobile around is already hard enough, but yeah. The game looks really good though. I have to say like it's, I was kind of worried that it would, that it would look weird. This game or Arkham Knight? Both really. But like, yeah, but, but yeah, this one in particular. Yeah. It's not bad. I'm still so tempted to snag Mortal Kombat one. Speaking of games that look a little rough. I saw that they apparently updated the graphics on it to where it's still not great, but it's at least at the level of the eleven that we've already played on here before. But also, I'm just like in my head, do I really need another Mortal Kombat game? I feel like Mortal Kombat XI fulfills most of my Mortal Kombat needs. Exactly. How much different could it really be, you know? But I am tempted because they have the skins on Mortal Kombat I where you can make Sub-Zero and Scorpion look like they do in the movies. You know how much I love crap like that. I saw someone said I should get a pro controller already. I do have a USB dongle so I can use my Xbox controller, but it's in my other dock. I should really include it in this one. Sharp Doggy says my favorite Ghostbuster was Velma. Velma? Like from Scooby-Doo? Like from Scooby-Doo. They're supposed to be making a new Scooby-Doo live-action series. I just saw the other day someone talking about that. Wait, a live-action series of Scooby-Doo? Yeah, they're going to try a live-action one, I guess. You should play Shaggy. You know, the amount of times I've been told throughout my life that I resemble Shaggy. Exactly. I would be honored. Sometimes, you know, these things... The casting is like... I think when they cast Brandon Routh as Superman, they found a picture of Brandon Routh at a Halloween party, and he's wearing a Superman outfit. And they're like, he was born to play the role. And then Miss Marvel, the girl who plays Miss Marvel, was a huge Miss Marvel fan before. I want my nephew to play Miles Morales in the live action MCU. He has a better shot now than ever. Apparently the guy that plays Miles Morales knows across the Spider-Verse movies. It's been like being weird to ladies on the internet. Oh no! Isn't he, like, an older guy? He's not a kid. He's not a kid, yeah. But he was pushing real hard to be the live-action Miles Morales. But everybody was pointing out, they're like, yeah, you're much older than Miles Morales. Like, you could do the voice, sure, but, like, physically, like, you're physically, like, a guy in your, like, late-twenties, early-thirties. They gotta cast my nephew. He's a perfect caster. I just don't want them to rush into Miles Morales because that was, it feels like they're, like, rushing everything with I like Miles Morales a lot, but I think he works better in those Ultimate comics where Peter was dead. I don't like it when there's... I don't like the multiple Spider-Men thing. Have you seen anything about those new Ultimate Spider-Man comics that are out right now? No. Where they re-rebooted Ultimate Spider-Man where it's like a new Ultimate universe where Peter doesn't get his powers until he's like in his late twenties and he's already married to Mary Jane. Oh, that's interesting. J-Po isn't Miles the gay Spider-Man? No. I mean, he's with Gwen Stacy in the movies at least. starting to make good time the spider-man mythos has gotten so freaking weird through the years like when you go back to what the original concept of spider-man is we might be able to head off I almost kind of wish that we could just get a spider-man series that's like that that new daredevil series that's out you know where it's a little bit more street grounded and just spider-man going around doing spider-man stuff let's go see if we can find us a shortcut we're putting daylight pilgrims can we get out of here Spider-Man almost needs a gritty reboot at this point, like Batman did in the late nineties. Not gritty, but just more grounded, I feel like. As grounded as a thing about a man with spider powers can be. Oh, yeah, Brian from Canada brought this up. This is something that's weird. He says that MJ is the now Venom in the regular Marvel comics. Yeah, they put out a Marvel comic where Mary Jane is Venom now. Oh. Because all of these characters and their identities are like Taco Bell ingredients. You can just put them in any order. I liked it in Across the Spider-Verse when they showed Gwen Stacy's Peter Parker actually became the lizard. Oh yeah, that's like every Marvel comic now. It's like Flash Thompson is Venom now. Eddie Brock was Venom, but now he's Anti-Venom. Anti-Venom is Carnage now. Harry Osborn is the Iron Patriot. I think they need to bring back because every once in a while they like to try to bring back the black suit for Spider-Man. They need to bring back when Spider-Man had six arms. Just do that for a while. you know when uh I think they were trying to get toby hooper to do a spider-man movie in the eighties canon was and at some point there was like a script going around where it was like it was spider-man it was based on spider-man marvel comics spider-man but it was more like the fly. Like he started becoming like a spider. Yeah. And it was going to like bear, it bared like no resemblance to the actual character. I think Stanley was just like, what the hell is this? It's going to be more like those like Captain America of seventies movies where he has like the motorcycle and it's like, like, yeah, I guess that's kind of Captain America, but like, not really. Have you ever read the James Cameron Spider-Man script before? No. That's a wild ride. It wasn't like Leonardo DiCaprio going to be. He was going to be attached. But yeah, like Spider-Man, like he gets his powers. There's a scene that's clearly an illusion, like having wet dreams where Spider-Man wakes up and he's like webbed himself to his sheets in his sleep. And he like has sex with Mary Jane on a big spider web. It's nine or five. It seems like a good place to stop. Yeah, we can switch over if you want to. Yeah, let's play some Trivia Murder Party. Sounds like a plan, Stan. Let's get out of here. And out of here. And then go... Get on out of here! Oh my god, I seriously needed to eat that. That was... Gotta feed yourself, Matt. Life force restored. Solomon Grundy is the DC. Yeah, that's a DC thing. Oh, Spireless Eye said Solomon Grundy is now Dr. Ock. That doesn't make sense. Dr. Octopus did become Spider-Man at one point, though. He switched brains with Peter Parker like Freaky Friday-esque, and he became the superior Spider-Man for a brief period. We watched the Lindsay Lohan Freaky Friday. I've never seen it before. We just watched it the other night. Are you watching with the kids? No, we just decided to watch it. It's not a bad movie. I like Jamie Lee Curtis. I've never seen it. Yeah, it's all right. It's not bad, but it really makes no sense. All these insane things happen in the course of like ten hours or something. It's one of those movies where when you start to add it up, it's like Ferris Bueller. It's like when you watch Twenty-Four with Kiefer Sutherland and you really sit down and you go like, this couldn't have happened in one day. Where are you using the bathroom key for this other one? Going... Okay, hang on. Everyone head to jackbox.tv. I'm going to put the room code in the chat. Jackbox. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do. we don't have any more suggestions while we're setting up do we or oh we do we've got one here this one is from patrick m thank you so much patrick thank you so much bud uh patrick says could I hear henry kissinger and catherine hepburn sing baby it's cold outside I'm sure I could try to do Catherine. 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I'm going to ask you a bunch of trivia questions. If you get a question wrong, you have to fight for life in one of my super fun mini-games. If you do badly in the mini-game, I'll kill you. But don't worry, most can still win the game. When one player is left alive, we'll go to the final round where the living and dead compete to see who can escape first. Oh and hey look, we've got an audience playing along too! Tell you what, at the end of the game, if the audience has less money than the player who wins, everyone in the audience dies. It's really helping me bring my killing into the digital age. Does anyone listen to these tutorials? Who knows, let's just play. Yeah. Batman? I have no idea. I'm between, like, two of them. I'm pretty sure it's the one I'm thinking of, though, because that name sounds super familiar, and I hate one of these a lot to the point where I've... Which one? Family Circus? Family Circus, yeah. Everyone hates that. How is that still in newspapers? Like, has anybody laughed at any Family Circus parts yet? My theory is no one's ever read it, so... Oh, my God. Wow, we all got that. How does everyone get that but me? Let's play a game. Well, I guess Dilbert now is probably worse than Family Circus. Talk about someone that just eradicated their legacy for no reason good. Oh great, I'm the only one who has to cut a finger off. This one just always bites you in the ass, no matter which one you pick. Oh, thank you. Really proud of you guys. Seriously. Happy for all of you. What pest control company did Walter and Jesse use as a front for their meth operation on the TV show Breaking Bad? Oh, this I know. Uh, I don't know. I only saw like one or two seasons of Breaking Bad. What? I didn't watch the whole thing. Oh god, I don't... I probably got this wrong. It's okay, I haven't finished Better Call Saul yet. I just never even saw the point of... I've heard it's very, very good, but when it was coming out, I was just like, fucking why would anybody... What, Breaking Bad? No, better call Saul. I was just like, why would anybody give a shit about Saul from Breaking Bad? Ah, shit. Ah, shit. I know about important things like Family Circus, Chris. I don't have room in my brain for Breaking Bad. I'm going to ask you a question. Answer very carefully. If I let you go, what's the first thing you're going to do differently with your life? Oh my god. Type an answer on your device and press send when you're finished. Bechtu hated Breaking Bad. Oh my god. Hate is a strong word. Especially for a show like that, man. It's so good. Did you watch all of Breaking Bad, Matt? I think I watched all of them except the last season. I watched a lot of it, but I didn't get all the way through. Now everyone gets to vote. I want you to pick the answer that you hate the most. Whoever wrote the answer with the most votes dies. Pick the answer that makes you go, oh, hell no. Yeah, I know which answer it is. Which one did Matt write? I don't know. Vasectomy? Yeah. Was it you? Yeah, that was me. I can always figure it out. Voting is not just a right. It's a privilege. And his Twitch partner. Buzzer, thirty-one says they got disconnected. The votes are in. I actually really enjoyed what you wrote, but rules are rules. Yeah. I came in second. That's what I can never tell if the goal is to have the worst one or to not. I think they purposely don't tell you, so you don't want to know. So you're still in this. You haven't lost or anything. Even death doesn't get you out of Trivia Murder Party. Here's where everybody's at right now. I like that I'm like a sad, tortito pizza roll. Just thinking about sloths. Where do sloths come from? Oh, my God. I'm going to kind of wing it a little there, but. Sounds like a weird version of that Herb Albert song. I just saw online that Herb Albert just had a birthday. He's still playing concerts. And the correct answer is this. Yeah. Wow, we all got it. Too easy. Next question. You better watch out, Police Academy's Michael Winslow. There's a bird with your talent. Shut up. What Australian bird can mimic almost any sound it hears? Nicole Kidman. Carl Winslow. Yeah, the Carl Winslow bird. I guess I'm going to go with the one that sounds the least stupid. I can see an Australian bird having a dumbass name like the Bippy Bird, though. Australian makes a shit all over the English language. And the correct answer is this one. Oh, hey, I did it. Oh. The switch has gone dark. Yeah, hold on. The rest of you were still alive. There we go. Let's play a game. We're going to play chalices. I've given all the safe players a bit of poison to use. Pick a chalice to drop your poison in. He has chosen wisely. The penitent man. I feel like the one in The Last Crusade was number three. Yeah, that was... Right? Just all grungy looking. And then the Nazi guy picks the really fancy looking... God, I love that movie. That movie's great, yeah. I think I kind of maybe like that one a little bit better than Raiders. Temple of Doom will of course always be first for me. It's fucking great, but... They're all really good, but... Good stuff. Now let's see what everyone drank. Penitent man. Penitent. Penitent. Aww. This is going to poison me more than it poisons you. Oh, did you both get it? Yeah, I think so. Oh, I think Mechtube picked the one that I poisoned. Nice. Poison is a rough way to go. I wouldn't want to be poisoned. People often ask me what's the most evil thing I've ever done, and it's gotta be that time I ordered delivery during the Purge. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Phileas Fogg is a character from which novel? Oh fuck, fuck if I know. I have no idea. I'm just winging this. Sorry, I never read Mowida. I hope it's not from that. It's another kind of silly sounding name, so I went with Around the World in Eighty Days. I could see some whimsical-ass character named Phileas Fogg. Oh, so was I. I mean, no, I totally knew that. I've read that book at least twelve times. The only book I ever read growing up was the Motley Crue biography. Explains a lot about me. The Dirt? The Dirt, yes. You know, if you want to get kids interested in literature, you know, it's like everybody's like worried about like, you know, books in the library. But I read Motley Crue's The Dirt at like fourteen years old, and I think that did way more damage to me than any book about like penguins having two dads or whatever people are upset about being in libraries. I think I got this right, because we all know I'm very good at maps. Ah fuck, I fucked up. I totally knew that too. I said South Africa like a fucking idiot. Oh, fuck. Memorize the pattern of blood. Okay, you've had long enough. I've got the worst memory ever. I've buried so many bodies in this basement, and I could not begin to tell you where they are. I mean, I used to mark each spot with like a popsicle stick or a little flag. Then I got on this cleaning habit, and I swept everything up. But then I was like, darn it! All that stuff was there for a reason! This one was a little easier than usual because there was a big letter, but it's usually really hard. It's still hard. I think I got this one pretty close. crank horses they voted that I will die. What did I ever do to you? What did I do to you? Time is not on your side. Time's not on your side. Here's the art again. Let's see if you messed it up. Ah, I did think I fucked up slightly. Oh, did well, Matt. What? Say hi to Jupiter. Joopie, Joopie baby. Joopie baby. Yeah. I have a surprise for you. Yeah, you kind of gave me the answer, because I was like, let's see who's a wordsmith. Use letters to spell the longest word you can before time runs out. It wasn't easy to make this whole letter grid thing work on your phone, so you're welcome. Oh, and all these other players get to play along, too. And if any of them spell a longer word than you, you will be punished. Begin. By the way, the letters don't have to be touching. And don't forget to press submit when you're done. Oh, shit. I have to play this, too? Fuck. Oh, God, I can't do it. OK, I feel good about this. I found a good one. Let's see what you could come up with. Let's see if anyone beat you. Is that a word? Did you have like a stroke? Oh my God. Did we all get seven? Wow. That is crazy. This has been a very even game. It's weird. It was kind of a cosmic coincidence. All sevens, too. I've got more questions for you. So you know what I'm saying? Oh god, I don't know. I don't fucking know. Yeah, I don't. I just guessed. Time's running out. This game really makes me feel like an idiot. Most times I play, I'm like... And the correct answer is... this. Ah, shit. That was between that and Turkish, and I... Let's go someplace fun. Let's do a little memory test. Memorize the pattern. Oh, no. Oh, fuck. Okay, you've had enough time. Okay, we have a little bit of time to fill, so let me read you an excerpt from an interview Gary Sinise gave on the Tavis Smiley Show in twenty eleven. His take on CSI New York. I have lots of friends who are wonderful actors. They like to be in my shoes, so I'm just gonna keep enjoying it. Okay, now back to the game. From left to right, what was the order of the colors? If you have the worst memory, you die. Don't forget! What's this? I was paying too much attention to what the things were on the cards. I know. It's hard. Did Twistburner die? Are you still there, bud? If you can't remember by now, you're probably screwed. Oh, Twitch partner Max Machekov says, wait. Was this the order you burned into your brain? How close did you get? I think I did it. Nice. Wow. Nice. It looks like you forgot what was at stake. Oh, yeah. They're saying they had to answer for all six. Yeah, you had to do all six. I have a message for all you haters out there! I get it. I totally get it. See, I guess Debaser is currently in the lead. Here's another one. Did you know that aloha means hello and goodbye? But if you ever hear me say it, it definitely means goodbye. Shut up. Which island is closest to Hawaii? Uh, that would be Epstein Island. I'm just fucking guessing again. Twitch partner Max is like, no, go random guy in the chat. Go random guy in the chat. You're doing your best. We're all doing our best. Good job, everybody. Everybody's, for it being a Monday night, everybody's really bringing their A games for this trivia session. I was just guessing. I've been to Hawaii, so... It was a lucky guess. But still, I've been to Hawaii. Just had to put that out there. I've been to Hawaii. Uh-oh. No, I don't think so. Wow. Back to yes, I have been to Hawaii. Like, fifteen years ago, but I have... I've never been to Hawaii. I've been to some pretty beachy areas, though. I've been to Miami. I've been to... I famously almost got lost in the Bermuda Triangle one time. Oh, yes. Enough messing around. Only one of you can survive this. That's why you're all gonna take turns spinning the loser wheel! Sounds like a wheel that, like, I would be on for sure. Have I mentioned I've been to Hawaii before? I went to Hawaii. Yeah, baby! Now that's how you spin the loser wheel! And the loser wheel has chosen! Why am I spinning the loser wheel? What did I do? Oh. What the fuck is happening to me right now? You're way ahead of all of us. Oh, okay. I'm like, how am I doing so good? I did understand what's happening. I'm like, oh, I'm actually doing well? Is that what's happening? Oh, both of them are? I didn't realize I was getting lucky with it. You're getting real close to the exit. Oh, did I mention that all the other ghosts get to play, too? If a ghost catches up to you, then they will steal your body. Then they can escape and win the game. Oh, no, I don't want a ghost to take my body. That would be... And ghosts get a third choice to help them catch up to you. I'm a member of Alpha, Theta, Omicron. But the fattest frat on campus. This is so wild. Yeah! Oh my god, these ghostuses are... It's definitely not. Sinister horn music. Ah, shit. You got a ghost right down your neck. Spooky! Beware of the darkness. Magic eight-ball messages. God, this is so spooky. I'm almost... almost gonna get turned into a ghost. I should have got that last question better than I did. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. Oh, shit. Ah, fuck, I'm done. Well, maybe I have a shot. Father time. The Nazis. What? I'm just gonna say no to all of them. Yeah, I don't like any of them. But what do I do? As much as I would love Mrs. Godzilla to be a thing, that sounds awesome. I mean, Godzilla vs. the Nazis sounds amazing. They should just do... They should do a sequel to Godzilla Minus One, except it's... He goes to Germany. He fights Hitler. Godzilla vs. Elon Musk. That's gonna be the next. Yeah! Oh my god, this is... That ghost is going to eat my ass. I mean, it's going to possess my body. I mean, what? Wait, what is it? Master's twin? I have no idea. It's definitely Adam Scott. I don't think it's Adam Scott. Unless it's like a trick question, like there's a golfer named Adam Scott. I can never get into watching golf. Golf seems like it'd be all right to play, even though I've never gotten to that either. But, ah, shit, really? Wait, they're all? Really? Are you kidding me? Ah, fuck. This is scary. This is intense. Countries and capitals that start with B. Oh, my God. Fuck. I think I know. I think I know. I'm done. I'm cooked. I'm cooked, Chad. We are cooked, Chad. I'm just going on a wing and a prayer. Wait, what's the capital of Brazil? Fuck. Ah, this sucks. I knew... Oh, this I know. This I know. Oh, Brazil has a capital. God damn it. I was thinking Rio de Janeiro. This game has really humbled me in terms of my personal intelligence tonight. Eat it! Oh my god, am I going to pull this out at the last minute? God, this is such a tense game. I'm, like, so on edge right now. I know. It's close. This is the most invested I've ever been in this. We've got many people caught up with you, Matt. I know. Y'all are some smart cookies tonight. Yes! Oh. Oh, no! Oh, I got all... I can't take it. My butt is so tense right now. Wait. Hold on. Polydactyl says that is a plot point, and I still know what you did last summer. Oh, shit. Well done. Good work, Debaser. Debaser. Debaser. I was robbed. Debaser. I never win nothing. Well, well done. Well played, everyone. You did a good job, Homestar. You really did. Cause of death. What's this? Squandered lead. Oh, I thought for a second it said I had acquired lead. I was like, that's a very particular. You have. I died of lead poisoning. 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Oh, yeah. Probably. I was just exposed. Wait, what happened back when... Uh, the one who was subscribed for twenty-two months. Penguins. Yeah, because I think this was the Mary Jo Peel Show Twitch channel until we stole it from her. Until Twitch kicked us off our own channel. Oh, by the way, we got an appeal. I filed an appeal right after, and they rejected it immediately. They were like, try again in six months. And then... it was six months I've filed another appeal rejected it immediately we're never getting well I was trying to get a goddamn tax document I couldn't even get a tax document from this account I don't know what at least they paid us that last time before you know yeah I guess. But yeah, that's fun. Thanks, everyone. Don't forget. But speaking of, yeah, like our Twitch channel getting nuked for reasons we suspect, that is why Matt TV tomorrow will be happening on our website. Yeah, don't miss it. Head to dumb-industries.com slash matttv. If you watch the Twitch channel, that'll just be running rerun programming as usual. But yeah, if you go over there... I say you go dark on the Twitch channel. Oh, should we do that? Oh, yeah. All right. It's Matt TV time. I like to give people options sometimes, you know? But we can do that. Yeah, we'll just read... Oh, my God. I can't freaking talk. I'm working big today. We'll just redirect you to... It's like pouring out right now. Did it just start pouring by you too? Yeah, that's why I got it to close my window a bit ago. It just started coming down. It's been a very goth Monday. I feel very... It's nuts. I feel like Morrissey today. I've just been very catty and just not in the mood to... Yeah. And heaven knows I'm miserable now. Maybe that should be an impression that we do for people. I'll just do songs as Morrissey, like as... Nobody loves me. I'll just start singing about things in my life as Morrissey. My roommate's been in the kitchen for four hours. I need to make a tea. It's two in the goddamn morning. Why are you making all these beans? In my life. Why can't I? Why do you keep resetting the Wi-Fi router? There's nothing wrong. There's nothing wrong. Singing all my problems. The jackhammer down the street has been going for forty five minutes and I'm losing my shit. I'm going to raid the riff track channel. Everyone. Tell them. Large Marge sent you. And, uh, no, TomDumbIndustry sent you. And also, support Rift Tracks' Kickstarter. If they get to, uh, fifty-five hundred backers, you'll unlock the best of the Mads are Back on Night of Shorts Volume Two, which we're gonna be announcing very soon. More details on that. Uh, but yeah, let's help out, uh, Rift Tracks get those stretch goals. 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